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STEPHANIE Bottled Blonde Placebo Is My Life You will find that this blog is stupid. Its stupid rants and raves about stupid topics based upon the stupid incoherent lives of stupid incompetent human beings. Occasionally (and hopefully this turns to be true) you will read my blog and feel something intense.. because occasionally i will write something pretty intense. Emphasis on occasionally. — SAYSOMETHING AFFILIATES FACEWAREHAUS Haus of Danzo Danzo Tumblr Buiwashere NatashaLay LarisaNguyen CynthiaLu Linda-my love Diana Jennifer Tang ChristinaNguyen Blogs I LOVE OlsensAnonymous LeSmoking BarneyStinson WAYBACKWHEN April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 July 2009 August 2009 September 2009 October 2009 November 2009 December 2009 January 2010 February 2010 March 2010 April 2010 Credits ©Glamouresque.	Monday, April 27, 2009 AVE MARIA Quote of the day- "Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes." - Edgarde Varese omggggg ive got soo much to update you all on!! have not blogged in like a whole week and one day and i feel like i have like a million things to say!! so i shall dot point them (: okokok i have like totally forgotten to tell you all about the new wallet i bought! it is so beautiful i could die!!! i got it like 2weeks ago when i went easter show for the second time lol (i have to go twice.. one for showbags and rides and second time for beautiful things). omg im so inlove with it i though ti was gunna cry when i saw it .. i just DIED! DO YOU DIE!? I DIE!! so i went to the markets again on saturday and bought 2 more shirts from that stall that i liked but they are soooooo big but it was the only size and i LOVE those shirts!!!! and like when i got home and realised how HUGE they were i was liek regretting buying them but im just gunna alter them to fit me like perfectly and then it will me allgood (: I AM SO FREEZING!!! FISH UPDATE!!!!----- okok so i was working today and like there is this juice/salad/gelato/smoothie bar thing right across work (its called FRESCO) and like i was serving a customer and fish boy goes and buys stuff from FRESCO.. OH MY GOD I DIED!!!.. firstl WHY DIDNT HE BUY MCDONALDS?! and secondly i had a huge urge to jump on him and like do incredible and illegal things to him!! he is so beautiful i could die.. i did die!! i just fucking died!!! i hope i see him again 2moro.. i think he works mondays coz all he times that i see him while hes working its a monday.. im such a detective... (y) i feel like eating dark chocolate.. so i shall .................. _10seconds later_ okokok im eating it (: i cant wait to go shopping and spend LOTS of money.. it will make me happy.. especially after the fight i had last night with the significant other.. he was so mean i could have slit his throat and fed his face to my dog.. but she would probably reject it as she is a princess and does not lower her standards EVER. i think i was a ugly baby.... i love my bf (L) Sunday, April 19, 2009 i give you special price $$$ QUOTE OF THE DAY:"CHAOS IS A FRIEND OF MINE"-Bob Dylan yes the day was quite an eventful one.. [YEAH SO WHAT IF I HAD A LUVO MOMENT?!] as it turned out.. i didnt end up going with shinta to the movies last night as i planned as the crazy women went on her tyraid again.. shes so psycho but i forgive her, i think its menopause LOL... well anyways because i didnt end up watching the 1star movie with shintalolly i decided to embark on some retail therapy. I was also trying to practice the "spend-less" way of life that crazy woman and other half live by (because apparently,according to them, i have a spending problem) .. so i set off with a budget of 50$ not including train ticket to a place where i knew i would find lots of bargains.. CHINATOWN MARKETS. ( on the train below) sadly i didnt stick to my 50$ budget (i spent 80$) but still.. i didnt go over 100.. it would have been easy for me to withraw another couple hundred but NO i stuck to my plan.. spend-less lifestyle fuhshizzleee. i did find my new favourite stall at the markets. their tshirts are so uber i just died! like do you die?? i DIE! and i cant help but laugh at the little asian ladies who think they are giving me a bargain by dropping the price from $34 to $33.50.. LOL ! ommg and i also ate the yummy noodles with the yummy soup that i die for.. ONLY AT CHINATOWN :) .. ok and like so i bought a book yesterday.. and i saw in the book section that MILEY CYRUS aleady has an autobiography?? liek shes 3 years old man what the fuck does she have to autobiographise about?? SERIOUSLY! i am still on the road to becoming a blonde.. it will take a while.. but hopefully i will be blonde my midyear.. at the latest by the end of this year. Saturday, April 18, 2009 NAOMI-POST & BOOBYPOPPING firstly, i am coming to realisation that my nose looks TOTALLY HUGE in those pictures i psted of my face/eyes/upper half of my face yesteray.. TOTALLY HUGE! SERIOUSLY! ok so like incase you havent noticed.. i am dedicating today to nippleface aka naomi nipples aka iimoan aka NAOMI! (refer to picture) aka east timor... n ot that this blog has ANYTHING to do with her whatsoever.. well maybe abit.. but not really. MEMORABLE MOMENT #1 like so i finished work and im sitting with steven and naomi(this is the only part of my blog today that has naomi in it) and liek we're all eating and im liek to steven "hey wanna see my new piercings???" .. and so im like opening my button to show him and it was only meant to be liek the first top button but liek 3 more accidentally flew open and liek totally wtff!? and yeah so steven mercael saw my tits. MEMORABLE MOMENT #2 when kaysey said she saw the fish boy... so i know he still works there!!! (btw this is also a FISH UPDATE!!!!!) she cant have him though.. shes got a boyfriend.. yeah yeah i have one too but that is besides the point. (: HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY! im usually not a chocolate person.. but i got given a chocolate easter egg for easter and its like a "trilogy" egg.. 3 eggs in one.. white milk and dark chocolate.. im eating the milk chocolate layer right now and i am in HEAVEN! perfect ening to a long and tiring day. fave sub of the week: BREAD: six inch italian herb&cheese MEAT: subway melt ( ham, turkey + bacon.. sounds weird but is soo yum!!) TOASTED?: not toasted CHEESE?: swiss cheese SALADS?: olives, onions, jalepenio's, tomato, cucumber & capsicum SALT & PEPPER?: Just pepper SAUCES?: Southwest, Mayonnaise & Ranch sauce YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (L) Friday, April 17, 2009 APOLOGIES FOR PICTURE OVERLOAD OMG ahaha dont judge me..i could not help myself because i liek did my makeup abit.. well.. my eyelashes.. and they looked kinda good so i had to capture it forever (y) .. im so confused right now... i mean totally crisis TO THE MAX! let me break it down for youse all.. so liek i try on this foundation in "medium 06" a couple of weeks ago and it was so my colour that i died!!.. tonight i try on the same band but a different shade "Natural beige" and thats my perfect colour too??? WHAT THE EFF IS GOING ON HERE MAN!? HELP!!! i also had the best dinner this morning.. i think dinner is always best in the morning.. i love morning dinners (only mel will understand this btw so dont even try coz whatever youre thinking is WRONG!) i have nothing to do on sunday.. working 2moro.. but i have nothing to do in the afternoon.. what do i do??? I MISS MAXIMILIAN! (L) havent seen him in a whole day! what has the world come to? i wanna go to chinatown and eat wonton soup with egg noodles.. fuck thats yumm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm xxx random little photos to show off my eyelashes .. MAGICAL (: Thursday, April 16, 2009 what is a palindrome? LOL @ my title hhahaha it was on the scroll-down thing .. so sue me bitches!! okokok so liek todays blog is totally and completely dedicated to liek the sexiest person alive.. miss JESSICA K. (REFER TO PICTURE) (soz man i didnt know how to spell ur last name ahahaha) ... okokok so like topic 1) PLANETS & VOLCANOES okokok so like i wake up this morning and realise that there is a HUGE and i mean literally A PLANET! on my face (specifically my chin).. ok like and while i inspected the other multiple solar systems and volcanic eruptions clustering on my jawline i seriously contemplated the idea of suicide as i have come to a realisation that the gods that rule this world have skipped me when they were bestowing the "good skin" gift to my family. i mean i try and try and try and effig try and when finally i get completely great ski its gne in the next couple of days i mean SERIOUSLY!!! topic 2) PAIN ok so like im washing my hair and it gets caught on my left boob piercing and i nearly yank my piearcing out of my chest last night like what the fucking eff?? yeah??? topic 3) the supposed "other half" ok liek hypothetically .. WHEN YOU PROMISE UR GIRLFRIEND SOMETHING LIKE PROMISE PROMISE HER AND LIEK REASSURE HER THAT YOURE GUNNA KEEP THAT PROMISE THEN FUCKING KEEP THE PROMISE MAN!!! 2ND TIME!!! SERIOUSLYY AM I ASKNG TOO MUCH!?!?.. btw this is a hypothetical situation.. topic 4) $$$ ok so maybe i have a spending problem.. so what?? at least im helping the economy?? like seriously... why do certain people always bag me about the way i spend money.. when i have the money to buy the things i want.. money is not an issue to me.. and if i d have a serious spending/saving problem then its MY problem NOT yours to try and "help" me with by giving me hour long lectures about the fact that the world is in an economic crisis and in recession blahblahblah.. IF ALL PEOPLE SPENT LIEK I DID THERE WOULDNT BE A CRISIS NOW WOULD THERE?! its coz of all you tithgt asses who liek padlock your wallets to try and stop yourself spending anything!! fucking coupon and discount freaks! anyways.. as i said.. this is for jess so enjoy biatches :) x Monday, April 13, 2009 OMG OK LIKE yeah. ahahah havent blogged for like a WHOLE week!! must update you alllll!!! 1) blahblahblah yadayadayada 2) ok so liek went easter show... HELLO KITTY&BARBIE LOVELOVELOVE (L) 3) got my identical piercing on my boob hooray abit!(refer to picture) 4) Note2self: stop being a FATTYBOOMBAAAAA 5) had drama with the "other" but its sorted now.. i think.. according to "someone" i must be a more appreciative person. WHAT THE EFFING FUCK!? i know yeah? 6) FISH UPDATE!!!!-- Is it wrong to be STILL TOTALLY IN LOVE with fish boy?? even if i havent seen him in liek a week or more? well i dont care. Im smitten BITCHES! 7) I REALLY NEED TO START GOING ON MY GOD DAMN RUNS! fucken keep putting them off and ill be a fatshit for life! :@ 8) REVLON AGE DEFYING FOUNDATION (L) 9) baby maximilian (with ONE "L") is like, FABULOOUS! but i think he will be a ginger-megs .aka. REDHEAD! omgomgomg yes i am expecting the worst... so that if worse comes to worse.. the worst would not have been unexpected. (: ..AND FINALLY... 10) Crazy Psycho Stalker Freak .aka. Gorrila txted me on sunday. it reads: ... wait lol i just realised i deleted it coz i was just so disgusted that he thought he could message me that i just deleted it before i vomited LOL.. it went something like... "i dunno why you hate me.. i need you back.. please talk to me.. yadayadayadadadadadada WHATEVER! THE END.. maybe be back tonight ttfn xx Tuesday, April 7, 2009 must post this quote before it is lost forever. "Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known." - Chuck Palahnuik Super Crazy Random Thought.. like.. ok firstly.. i know second blog in liek what..5 minutes?? but whatever. NO i am NOT ADDICTED! just i wasnt bothered editing the ast one to include what i just remembered to write and also what just happened to me lol (y) so build a bridge and get over it. like jeez.. " you guys all rely on me to do blahblahblaaahh (currently blocking out nagging voice and therefore cannot distinguish words from nonsense) i ask you to do small things! keep the house clean! this is a mess! i hate clutter!! You come hoome and just sit in front of the compu-blahblahblahhhhhhhhhhhhh (again.. blockage! if only she would realise that im totally ignoring her and just shut the fuck up!!!) .. hyou dont even hang up washing.. yu just think i am going to do everything! blahblahblahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!" - ok liek how melodramatic totally exagerated and liek completely TALKING TO HERSELF IS SHE!?!!? jeezzzz naggaholic.But let me tell you.. the things we (me) do in the house.. you would never find her doing it herself! fucken liek always telling us we (i) rely on her.. fuck if i relied on her to keep up this house we wouldnt have a house ya fuckk!! FISH UPDATE!!!!!! -- BY THE WAY I AM STILL STALKING FISH-MARKET BOY. WAS IN NEETAH CITY BUT DID NOT SEE HIM AS I WAS RUNNING LATE FO WORK.. MIGHT GO THERE 2MORO.. WE SHALL SEE... A little bit frost bitten I am.. jeez man.. im like sitting here and my feet are literally about to fall off!! School was shit.. work was better.. home is neutral. Things i learnt today: 1) never leave your jumper at home on a cold day ON PURPOSE! 2) greansea's and johnwest tuna BOTH TASTE THE SAME! mother effing judgemental bitches *ehhemm shinta and linda!!! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH GREANSEAS!! 3) Subway chicken fillet is more bad for you than Subway roast chicken.. WHY????? Fucken TYPICAL! i find this piece of info out AFTER i change my subway obsession from roast chicken to chicken fillet. What the eff?! The weight-loss gods officially hate me! .. Monday, April 6, 2009 TAKE A FUCKING HINT MAN! Dear Crazy Psycho Stalker Freak, Please do not talk to me.. like ew.. ur so hairy.. ur so fucking psycho and liek a totally annoying little man whore who is like so totally melodramatic and so emotional in the totally not acceptable guy way! take the hint and fuck off before i do damage with my knives and forks and tuna cans orightt?? rofls. she thinks im downloading.. does she even know what downloading is?? feeling like shit a little.. soothers liquid centres mMmmMmMmMmMm OMG IM GETTING MARRIED!! okokok heres the news... like today i went to the city with my mum yadayada.. came back to fairfield and went to buy fish.. from the fish market.. OMG SAW THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!! .. i thought i was going to die! he looked at me and i looked at him and we just stared at eachother with liek total i dont even know what you call it but like i think im going to marry him!!! lucky hes in neetah city so liek when i work i can go stalk him... OMG love of my life! my living purpose has now been established. 2) like wtf why isnt a certain someone calling me?? didnt call me all day... phone is unavailable.. WHAT IS HAPPENING?! 3)TOTALLY achieving the middle parting (in my hair).. oh and i bought new hand sanitiser yay! going to do my nails.. what colour?? i dont know... nts: MUSTMUSTMUST catch up on 2 whole days of work.. as yeah.. ttfn xx Labels: love and dead fish. (L) Saturday, April 4, 2009 OMG 3 posts- One Night.. addict? no.. should i call.. This is a dedication. FOR REASONS UNKNOWN- THE KiLLERS. But my heart, it dont beat, it dont beat the way it used to And my eyes, they dont see you nomore And my lips, they dont kiss, they dont kiss the way they used to And my eyes dont recognize you at all im not even asking for much.. just wish you would get it in your head. * OMFG thinking of totally reading twilight.. dunno if i should.. only coz i read the directors handbook.. THANKS ALOT JESSICA! jeez.. + first blog of the ever.. major problems.. will discuss later + by the way --> my new nephew MAXIMILLIAN <-- ITS love.. so cute abit yes????
THANKYOU for making my day less ugly