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Thursday, April 16, 2009
what is a palindrome?  LOL @ my title hhahaha it was on the scroll-down thing .. so sue me bitches!! okokok so liek todays blog is totally and completely dedicated to liek the sexiest person alive.. miss JESSICA K. (REFER TO PICTURE) (soz man i didnt know how to spell ur last name ahahaha) ... okokok so like topic 1) PLANETS & VOLCANOES okokok so like i wake up this morning and realise that there is a HUGE and i mean literally A PLANET! on my face (specifically my chin).. ok like and while i inspected the other multiple solar systems and volcanic eruptions clustering on my jawline i seriously contemplated the idea of suicide as i have come to a realisation that the gods that rule this world have skipped me when they were bestowing the "good skin" gift to my family. i mean i try and try and try and effig try and when finally i get completely great ski its gne in the next couple of days i mean SERIOUSLY!!! topic 2) PAIN ok so like im washing my hair and it gets caught on my left boob piercing and i nearly yank my piearcing out of my chest last night like what the fucking eff?? yeah??? topic 3) the supposed "other half" ok liek hypothetically .. WHEN YOU PROMISE UR GIRLFRIEND SOMETHING LIKE PROMISE PROMISE HER AND LIEK REASSURE HER THAT YOURE GUNNA KEEP THAT PROMISE THEN FUCKING KEEP THE PROMISE MAN!!! 2ND TIME!!! SERIOUSLYY AM I ASKNG TOO MUCH!?!?.. btw this is a hypothetical situation.. topic 4) $$$ ok so maybe i have a spending problem.. so what?? at least im helping the economy?? like seriously... why do certain people always bag me about the way i spend money.. when i have the money to buy the things i want.. money is not an issue to me.. and if i d have a serious spending/saving problem then its MY problem NOT yours to try and "help" me with by giving me hour long lectures about the fact that the world is in an economic crisis and in recession blahblahblah.. IF ALL PEOPLE SPENT LIEK I DID THERE WOULDNT BE A CRISIS NOW WOULD THERE?! its coz of all you tithgt asses who liek padlock your wallets to try and stop yourself spending anything!! fucking coupon and discount freaks! anyways.. as i said.. this is for jess so enjoy biatches :) x |
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