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 STEPHANIE
Bottled BlondePlacebo Is My Life You will find that this blog is stupid. Its stupid rants and raves about stupid topics based upon the stupid incoherent lives of stupid incompetent human beings. Occasionally (and hopefully this turns to be true) you will read my blog and feel something intense.. because occasionally i will write something pretty intense. Emphasis on occasionally. — SAYSOMETHING
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Friday, May 29, 2009
little words of love  Quote of the day: "I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson ok like, lets recap (: MONDAY- total drama at the netball courts!
TUESDAY- got my CAF's mark back.. comig second for overall assessment rank.. its a good mark.. would be a good mark IF A FUCKEN IMMIGRANT WHO CAN SPEAK ENGLISH WASNT BEATING ME BY 1%!!! shinta wasnt at school so me and linda jammed it alone.. WEDNESDAY- boringboringBORING! cant even remember what i did on wednesday.. THATS how mind-numbingly boring it was (: .. wait i remember smething! i chucked the bggest fit in like.. pdhpe coz i idnt understand anything fucken!.. oh well.. oh and for cafs had to pass around this paper and people had to write nice stuff about me.. LIES! anyways this is the stuff that stood out lol:
and my favourite...
anyways.. THURSDAY- what a motherfucking day..
FRIDAY- got my english mark back! coming equal6 with bffl linda! YAY US! deserves an elbow (thats my new thing btw.. elbows).. i knewit i knew it told you guys man! got my avon fucken funny to the dayss!! 1 2 3 mascara is sort of ok.. and my brushes yay!!! .. started working on cafs assignment with my superchic group! (refer to above picture) ahhhh i was supposed to book my L's test today for mnday but i didnt.. fucken hell i keep putting it off motherfuckerrr.. gunna eat pho on like sunday yay cant wait! omg fucken hell this woman "blahblahblah scream scream scream somethingsomthing RARARARA".. fucken hell its not my fault ur sons are idiots.. dont take it out on me woman!! working 2moro.. errghh not bothereddddd ok wells i have to go take my nailpolish off aahkayss? xx Sunday, May 24, 2009
PHO 54  Quote of the day: "Growing up is such a barbarous business, full of inconvenience... and pimples." - J.M Barrie okokok i have like a weeks worth of info to fit into one blog.. long story short okay (: EXAMS; ok so i thought i did okay in english.. maybe top7? i wednesday: went vinnies.. ate yumcha.. was with the other half (: thursday: other halfs car broke down.. didnt see him.. stayed home and watched s&tc.. and other stuff LOL friday: went cabra and ate PHO!! OMG SO YUMMMM I DIED I JUST FUCKING DIED!! .. watched australia.. had a fun day.. was my brothers bday.. blahblahblahh saturday: WORKED. fuck i hate my job.. wanna get a new one but cbf.. wanna work in retail (: today: WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A HUGE PIMPLE ON MY CHEEK THE SIZE OF YOUR MUM! WHY IS THE WORLD AGAINST ME?? went to my brothers house to visit.. ate sticky rice and chicken.. was yumyumyum (:
school 2moro.. effing hell dont wanna go!!! ):
ok theres my week summed up... not bothered to write more so ill blog whenever (: ciao xx Sunday, May 17, 2009
so you think you can dance 2009
maximillian boogydown Defenders of anarchy    Quote of the day: "You're just not what we're looking for" - Aus Idol Producer omg man havent blogged for what.. 3days? lol so much to say! i ate a mini boostbar for breakfast this morning.. yummm
FISH UPDATE!!----- ok so like he went to chicken express on saturday and i was at work and i saw him and i just DIED! IT WAS COMPLETE DEATH ON A WHOLE NUTHA LEVEL MAN! he was like talking to the chicken express guy and waiting for his food... i thought i was going to pass out man! WHY DOESNT HE BUY MACCAS?? im so in love (: NOTE TO SELF: MUST CLEAN ROOM.. FUCK ITS A PIG-STY! ok so like i went to my sisters over the weekend.. she wasnt home so was walking around george st. and liek townhall/wynyard for liek 2 hours at night buying stuff.. some junkie blonde stickthin no teeth chick came up to me asking for money.. I WAS SHIT SCARED! i didnt give it to her... thought she was gunna kil me so i ran up to this guy and sarted walking next to him.. he looked at me liek i was a freak! aaha oh well at least im alive roflss ok like i just finished watching st. trinians.. best movie averrr man! love love love it! so putting it on my favourites list! speaking of best movies averr... i was sleeping over my sisters apartment on saturday night and we watched this mvie called "Choke". SO PUTTING IT ON MY FAVOURITES LIST!.. ok so its about this guy whos a sex addict yeah.. and his mum is in hospital and he works for this like.. historical themepark thing and liek he has sex with everyone even the other sexaddicts that he meets at his like rehab meetings.. anywayss.. his mum is in the mental hospital dying and so he thinks the only way to save his mum is to have sex with her doctor.turns out that her doctor is actually a crazy patient in the mental hospital.. and his mum dies coz she chokes on chocolate pudding and his bestfriend moves in with this stripper who dyed her hair brown.. LOVE IT! haha no its not for little kids. (R18+) LOL cant wait for opshopping on wednesday! bags and wallets and sexy vintage shit for the fucking win! ohh yeahhhhh (y) Friday, May 15, 2009
SUNDAY 17TH MAY  Quote of the day: "One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain" - Bob Marley okeydokey havent been on in a couple days.. so let me get you updated (: [just warning you.. most of this update is about school.. thought i might do a "school"-ish post LOL]
ok so that was the basic lo-down.. here is whats happening in the NOW: i am currently eating jackfruit.. fuck i love jackfruit.. its so yum (: yellow and yum.. reminds me of
ok well thats all for now i guess.. gunna go do some stuff.. call the significant other .. stupid bitch hasnt called me all day.. gunna pack my stuff coz im staying the night at my sisters.. coz im AUSTRALIAN IDOL-ING on sunday! ahaha wish me luck guys!.. hopefully i wont be one of those people that are all emotional and are liek "omg *crycrytears* music is my passion my life please give me a chance *crycryCRY*" ..ahaha hell NO! i wonder what ill wear.. hmmmmmmmmm well ill tellyou how that goes (y) but until then, godspeed .. (ive always wanted to say that) Monday, May 11, 2009
Rachel xoxo  THE RACHEL ZOE DICTIONARY
#11 "Red carpet moment" :Should be worn by a celebrity on a red carpet ELI SCRUGGS  Quote of the day: "Everything has been figured out, except how to live" - Jean Paul Sartre i was watching desperate housewives just ten and it really made me cry. this guy.. eli scruggs died and it made me cry. i dont know why but it did. (btw the picture is of eli scruggs aka beau bridges) you know the saying "life is like a box of chocolates"? .. yeah well i disagree with it. life is not liek a box of chocolates. boxes of chocolates are yummy.. (like i mean you have the odd chocolate in there that you take one bite of and is totally gross) but overall, a box of chocolates is relatively easy to deal with. You either eat the chocolates or you dont. Theres no complication. i dont know who came up with that saying man.. happy kid. half yearlies are coming up.. but for some reason im not worried? im sure ill fly through it.. its happened before it can happen again. i feel liek with so many things in my life that are totally opposite to a box of chocolates, the results from my half yearlies have to be good.. theres just nothing else to it. maybe half yearlies are liek a box of chocolates. you either do good or you dont. oh well, i guess we'll see what happens and yeah. whatever happens happens. fuck man this woman is doing my head in! "stephanie blahblahblahh nagnagnag its all your fault etcetcetc !!!!!!!".. ive seriously learnt how to block her out whilst still pretending (convincingly) that im paying attention. like she totally thinks im listening to her. awesome. all we wanna do is party & bullshit and party & bullshit - Notorious B I G this one goes to my favourite 3 people in the world. you know who youse are. You guys are everything. Your the bacon to my eggs. If i was a lightbulb youse would be the electricity coz without you 3 i just dont function ( awwwwwwwwwwwwww.. ahaa d&m!). Without youse im nothing. xx thats all for tonight. gunna go call my significant other now. hes fucking fabulous. he puts a smile on my dile.. yesyes its love :D Saturday, May 9, 2009
dolphins blowing bubbles oh and heres proof that your interference in other peoples lives via your blog is not just a one time thing. remember this? dolphins blowing bubbles Thursday, March 12, 2009 9:07 PM 9th and 10th paragraph to be precise. steph, you re a freak Quote of the day: "Cheer up emo kid" - Some Tshirt Okay like you seriously have no life whatsoever. just letting all you readers know.. this post is her blog about me. The grey is her post and the black is me correcting her english mistakes ok (: i just thought i would add that as to not confuse you lot. enjoy and have a laugh like i did with linda (y) Intrigued at yesterday.Im still blithely blogging because whoever said that whatever i blogged about had NOTHING to do with me is wrong. Me and my tutors situation is MY business. Me and my friends argument is MY business (it should really be "the argument between my friend and I" or "my friend and me" not: "me nd my friend". by saying that you are using improper and incorrect english). What happened to me at camp is MY business so dont start acting like you know everything. Hypocrite much saying i blog about peoples personal lives and do that yourself (now you're missing a few words. that sentence did not make sense. it should actually be "hypocrite much saying that i blog about peoples personal lives when yu do that yourself). LOL @ everything man. Its got pretty much nothing to do with me? You can see that ALL these issues are related to me and just (this just should not be here. it is an unnecessary word that just makes your sentence sound stupid) because you were assuming things you look like a big fool. The thing wasnt about natasha, you re not even sure about who it is (you mean was)so dont read and think you know everything. And it amazes me how you think that your alacrity to criticise my blog doesnt make you something so (again unnecessary words here.. it makes your sentence sound stupid!) special. The need to deride at your post is necessary. Word? Nah i dont need its help, its called tutoring and i know the meaning of EVERY word that i type. It vexes me how it seems as though you think you re better than everyone else (i dont think that i'm better than everyone else... just you). And to everyone else who thinks they are so great, go screw yourself, if you dont want to read my "BULLSHIT" then don't come here and tell me what to do and what to write about, i don't set out to be amiable or callous or just to chide peoples flaws (amiable? callous? chide? a little bit overboard with the words man.. now you just sound like youre trying too hard.). I just blog. So go fuck your mum sideways for all i care (very mature). My blog. My typing. I dont give a fuck about what you guys think i should blog about (well obviously you do care because youre making such a big deal out of it and chucking a massive hissy fit over it.) Think you re so great (who's making the assumptions now??)? go write a book about it and i wouldnt even pay 5 cents to buy it (this sentence makes no sense. there should be two sentences instead of one. and why would you pay 5 cents for a book you loser? no book costs 5cents to start with and secondly, if it did.. i would pay you not to read my book as it would hurt me deeply to see you stuggle while reading it.) The only way to appease me right now would be to punch something but no, im quite elated by the fact that someone finds me incompetent in the english field (its not that i find you incompetent, its that you are and im just pointing it out), i'd laugh if i kicked ass in the adv half yearlies.(ok that sentence is stupid because you have messed up your tenses. if you were competent in the english field it would have read "id laugh if i kick ass in the adv. haf yearlies". ) stop trying so hard. you annoy the Friday, May 8, 2009
YOU ARENT CLEVER  ok this is just a small post to a certain person and im gunna make it kinda obvious who you are so liek if you know who you are and you know this is about you then good for you have a cry coz im really annoyed! why the fuck do you think that you can blog and write about other peoples lives when its pretty much none of your business. is your life that boring that you have to write about other peoples lives?? you have nothing to do with the situation other than the fact that you know who they are.. yeah they may be your friend and shit.. but it doesnt give you the right to blog about them as if you care coz you dont.. ITS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU! also.. stop trying to type intelligently as if your smart coz ur not that good.. most of the time it doesnt make sense ok.. i should know.. i DO know.. stop trying to copy the writing style of the person that you are copying coz it only suits them and NOT you! like fucken hell do you know how annoying it is?! type how you actually speak!! not how you wish you spoke but you dont because you dont have the brain capacity to pronounce the words you insist on typing! do you even know the meanings of them? or do you just type it in Word and right click for synonyms?! fuck man. Maybe youre gunna be the one that saves me Quote of the day: "Its called a pizza single for a reason" - Shinta Huynh TODAY WAS SO MOTHER EFFING FUNNY YA'LL rofls where do i start?? ok ill start HERE. X .. [oh by the way.. the video is of the song i am curently obsessed with (:] ok so at school there is this couple and at first they were fucken cute but now its getting abit much like totally. FOR EXAMPLE. today at lunch... they were sharing a pizza single! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? ok like shinta said in the above quote .. its called a pizza single for a reason! its not like its calle a pizza double or a couples pizza or even a share-me pizza.. ITS A PIZZA SINGLE AS IN FOR A SINGULAR PERSON! ONE PERSON IS A SINGULAR PERSON! jeezzz man..... oh and shinta is liek telling me that shes drinking so much water that her pee is going clear... whattt the fucckkkk roflsss ANYWAYS... HIGHLIGHT!! lol so me and shinta were walking to class liek for the last 2 periods of school and she was eating a mandarin and liek the ugly thing walked past and so shinta pulled the mandarin out of her mouth and chucked it at her and hit her then the ugly thing was liek "thankyou steph" as if she full thought it was me liek bro wth as if i would waste a perfectly good mandarin and liek chuck it at her when i could eat it wtf? but it was so funny coz it was all soggy just like her face! :D i love my half yearly timetable by the way!! i haveonly 3 exams and the first 2 are on monday then i have one at liek 1.45 on tuesday then the rest of he week free fucken hell yeahhss!!!!! im so excited! might dye my hair on one of those free days... we shall see what happens... maybe i should study for them.. i dont know because ive been fluking my way through highschool and like yeahh.. I AM CURRENLY CRAVING PHO! HAVE BEEN SINCE LAST i feel so fucken obssessed (is that how you spell it??....) with playing crazy taxi on fb. my top score is 32045.. pretty good for someone who just started today ayeee.. i feel liek buying stuff.. i crave spending money... hmmmmss... what do do.. well im gunna go have a shower and do my nails... maybe ill write more tonight when im done.. maybe i wont.. i have work 2moro.. 10.30-4.30.. i really must find a new job liek seriously! and god forbid i must book my L's test before its too late! my face is currently soo itchyyy!!! whyWhyWHY!?
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
johnny johnny woops!        QUOTE OF THE DAY: "You might not remember the optimum, but you will always remember the experience" - Braddey from Crossroads ok so like im at home now. Tired, sick, but warm. FUCK CAMP WAS COLD!.. heres the lo-down:
crossroads for the win man! it was awesome.. it was cold.. it was legendary! photos are of the time at crosroads.. weHEARTcamping! .. i guess we are "stronger as a yeargroup" now?? LOL HIGHLIGHTS:
Friday, May 1, 2009
BROWNIE  quote of the day: "The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket" - Kin Hubbard --------------------------------- okokok .. fucken annoying little shits dont want to wash their own motherfucking dishes. brb while i beat he shit out of them.. ARRGHHH! they fucken kill my life!! ' nehnehneh why do i have to do it?? but im watching mr bean.. cant you do it? why isnt jeremy doing it???' YOU HAVE TO FUCKING DO IT COZ I SAID SO. I DONT CARE IF UR WATCHING MR BEAN. NO I CANT AND JEREMY ISNT DOING IT BECAUSE YOU ARE ABOUT TO!!! fucken jeeezzzz.. anyways ive been relatively EMOTIONAL since my last posting thanks to a little thing called "that time of the month". athletics carnival went offff!! fucken funny shit.. nerds and lacucaracha!! ahaha.. just dyed my hair brown.. a nice brown.. a lovely brown. going shopping 2moro!! gunna buy stuff for camp (speaking of camp we had a camp meeting today like for rollcall and mr kitteringham made it sound like we were going to antarctica LOL) and other stuff.. cant waitt!! :) .. ohhh and speaking of school fucken i wore my new school shoes today fucken i dont think i have any more feet!! I DIED!! and not the dying that i enjoy!! well the so called other half came by today .. gave me the shits so i sent him home kinda.. hes so fucking annoying i just dunnno what to do with him!! hes a fuckn woman.. acts like a sped.. does the weirdest things and says things that are so strange i feel embarrased FOR him.. he acts liek a complete freak and sometimes.. he is just plain mother fucking disgusting.. errghhh fucking annoying piece of shit!!!! gunna keep this post relatively short as i wanna go do my nails and read my book. SHOPPING 21MORO!! woohoo will update you on that 2moro okays?? cia beautifuls xxx oh and by the way i have established that i WAS an ugly baby.. the foto of me |
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