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STEPHANIE Bottled Blonde Placebo Is My Life You will find that this blog is stupid. Its stupid rants and raves about stupid topics based upon the stupid incoherent lives of stupid incompetent human beings. Occasionally (and hopefully this turns to be true) you will read my blog and feel something intense.. because occasionally i will write something pretty intense. Emphasis on occasionally. — SAYSOMETHING AFFILIATES FACEWAREHAUS Haus of Danzo Danzo Tumblr Buiwashere NatashaLay LarisaNguyen CynthiaLu Linda-my love Diana Jennifer Tang ChristinaNguyen Blogs I LOVE OlsensAnonymous LeSmoking BarneyStinson WAYBACKWHEN April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 July 2009 August 2009 September 2009 October 2009 November 2009 December 2009 January 2010 February 2010 March 2010 April 2010 Credits ©Glamouresque.	Tuesday, June 30, 2009 JEZEPHEN Quote of the day: “In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe.” - Michael Jackson 1958-2009 since my last post i; Cut my fringe so now i have "bangs" Was denied by the ranting asian bitch my right to paarty hard Got my L's (big smiles) Had a major thumb infection which resulted in the massacre-ation of my thumb by my crazy little asian doctor.Who knew doing your nails could bring on so much fucken pain? Cried for 2 days (with restbreaks) after finding out my beloved Michael Jackson had passed away. No no i wasnt the most crazed fan and no i dont have every single album he has released (i have 1) but i know pretty much all his songs. His music was beautiful, he was a beautiful person. Fuck the child molestation allegations! I seriously dont think he did it. This huge tragedy has really shed some light on that saying - You dont know what you have until its gone. He was really a legend. One could only dream and hope to aspire to become someone half as incredible as he was and will continue to be forever. Took my brother to the airport. He's going to England. Yep. MOTHER FUCKEN BADASS ENGLAND WHERE I WOULD KILL TO BE. Watched Marley & Me with the significant other. I loved it. Made me laugh and cry (the movie, not the significant other) Bought a book. 'The art of undressing'.. looks hectik.. soom to be read. I shall give updates. So, im currently doing not that much. Dazed and Confused. I have this movie thing in Newtown 2moro with my class. Should be good. I think im having a crisis.. but im not sure yet so when i do know.. ill be sure to let you all know. Im starting to wonder if we are all meant to end up the way we do. Its not fate, i know that. But maybe its something else.. just the way things are supposed to be. The balance? Is that fate? What is fate anyways? Fuck this sentimental shit LOL. peace and love. gonna go read (H) ps. please download the following: Will you be there- Michael Jackson. The most amazing song in the history of time. Have been loving it for 9 years to date. Sunday, June 21, 2009 WHAT THE F. bro whats up with the blog thing man? i cant change my font.. colour or like size of it.. all i can do is bold and italics... and my tagbox and everyone elses tagbox's arent showing up.. ONLY LARISAS IS FOR SOME REASON!! :@ was gunna blog about my uber week lol.. but this shit is making me not happy so fuck it. you will hear from me when it is fixed! errrrr :@:@:@ Saturday, June 13, 2009 Elisa Toffoli no quote today.. just letting everyone know of my knew love for like this totally hot ass policeman i saw at maccas. i like died when i saw him.. DIED! oh and like, im totally obsessed with this singer: Elisa Toffoli. Look her up! she is amazing!!! FAVOURITE SONG FOREVER: Dancing- Elisa Toffoli ;; YOUTUBE IT! Thursday, June 11, 2009 Too much beans on your toast this morning? Quote of the day: "Game on mole." - Jordan Lucas i love my friends. i know it sounds so TB and like happy child 12 year old but its true. Like.. from the little nothingness conversations we have on a daily basis to just like them catching me out giving accidental and purposeful dirties to random people and not to random people... its really hard to find something not to love about them. so i want to dedicate this whole post to them. The peanut butter to my jelly.. the avert-ion to my crisis and the Othello to my Desdemona. Ok so like for example, the conversation me and tash had in extension today.. brief but beautiful LOL scenario #1 ok so like me and tash were looking at ms. efy's keys and tash noticed a letter "K" keyring (Ms Efy's first name is Katherine).. Tash: "Heyyy.. K for Katherine" Me: "No Tash.. K for Dorothy" Tash: "Huh.." David: "AHAAHAHAHHA DOROTHY AHAAHA" scenario #2 me and linda and cant remember who are sitting at lunch.. no i cant remember the exact time this happened.. but i know it happens.. happens alot lol Me: "(starts laughing abit)" Linda: "(starts laughing abit too)" Both: "ahahahahah wtfffffffffff" Person that i cant remember: "What are you guys laughing about?" Both: "Dunno.." theres heaps others but im not bothered.. anyways i love youse all oh and kevin wanted me to write hes awesome so i will.. [KEVIN YOURE LIKE AWESOME] ANYWAYS.. shoutout to all my loves.youse know who youse are and if you dont.. i obviously dont love you as much.. (: anyways.. lol yeah full had the biggest dmc with miss cush in the english staffroom on my free period. jeez man ive full missed her. shes like the best.. let out all of my crisis's on her and she just understood me... 4 words she said to me "Man, youve got issues".. i swear its a bffl relationship LOL.. im so freezing.. cant type.. but ill be a badcunt and keep going ROFLS.. i feel like eating grapefruit but we have none ): .. legal assignment is totally killing me atm..pdhpe is going good and english.. we wont even talk about english haha omg and total roflmao (but not really.. havent decided yet if its funny or not) at John and Badass and Jimmy and cant remember the 4th boy wearing Swine flu masks.. is it wrong or is it funny? dunno man thats a hard one.. should we even be taking swine flu seriously?? like i feel like theres an overboard amount of hype over it.. if people stop freaking out and start focusing on the problem abit more.. and if people didnt go to mexico.. maybe we wouldnt have a problem? i dunno man im not a doctor rofls.. just thought i woud contribute. i can see past your plasticity anyways thats enough.. hands too cold.. thought i could type through it.. i lied .. peace and love. gunna go get warm.. oh and hi luka! Wednesday, June 10, 2009 For the love of muesli Quote of the day: "Dear, never forget one little point. It's my business. You just work here." - Elizabeth Arden. so like im sitting here.. drinking water, msn-ing an ex ex bf, freezing my ass off and thinking to myself 'what an epic day'. Seriously.. it was pretty good. ok so im going to go into the yachelle* situation for the last time as i think she has finally gotten the point. either that or shes as blonde as her natural hair colour. (and i would like to correct a mistake in yesterdays blog that ive jst noticed. Its not 6 periods that i have to hear her.. its 9..and its every school day of the week as i have class with her every single day) ok so like today in cafs, the usual.. she would not stop talking ands this time i seriously could not concentrate.. like seriously her voice wwas doing my head in! anyways it was like 15 minutes to the end of the lesson and i klicked it (no actually i didnt click it like go offf to te max.. but like fuck man i told her off!) ok firstly you shyould have seen her face looking at me as if she was like so innocent.. bro it was funny.. and then trying to defend herself saying its nott concerning me.. bro whatever you got powned. deal with it and just accept it.anyways one of the girls at the back try to defend her.. coz clearly shes not doing a very good job at it on her own.. and SHE gets powned by the teacher who says that it has nothing to do with her. In conclusion.. STEPHANIE WON. and bro they think they can bitch behind my back... go for your life. ive got ears everywhere. I would totally give them a clap if they actually said it to my face for once. But they dont even know how to do that because they have been bitching behind backs for so long .. thats all they know how to do. anyways.. what i really came to post about was MUESLI BARS! fuck man has anybody realised how fucken yum they are? like i was eating an uncle toby's choc chip chewy one and like bro i love muesli bars!! they are so yum!! my favourite at the moment is carmans no fruit muesli bars.. or carmans fruit and muesli bars.. yummm... this girl in my pdhpe class had a no fruit one today.. man yum!!! gunna have one 2moro. I feel like we take muesli bars for granted!!.. or is it just me?? and do people who work at supercheap auto think they are like total gods or something?? COZ YOUSE ARENT OK!!. yeah that reminds me to updae you guys that the significant other got a job at supercheap auto and now he htinks hes ruler of the fucken universe. BRO YOU COME HOME SMELLING LIKE RUBBER! HOW THE FUCK IS THAT GODLY?! i dunno man like i saw him yesterday in his supercheap uniform and i swear his head has gotten bigger since thelast time i saw him! rofls.. whatever.. hes always been abit of a freak lol so this wont make a difference really... its just gunna be abit more effort on my behalf reminding him that he isnt the best.. i am (: peace and love. gunna go continue my pdhpe assignments.. 2000 words aready and im not even halfway. bro no word limits in assignments goes off! Tuesday, June 9, 2009 and it only gets colder Quote of the Day: "Shut your mouth while youre talking to me" - The divorcee lady from Wedding Crashers today was an absolute killer. lets start with the highlights (although i wouldnt really say they were the starshine moments of my day.. just the most memorable.. good or bad) Kevin nearly knocking me out in music with the top part of his guitar. Im lucky i still have my teeth! Seeing Rachel Zoe for the first time bringing his own tuna to school ahaha Greenseas.. Actualy having a nearly proper lesson in legal studies.. seriously its like the first time ever Bitching about Ms. Hsiao in music while she was like, right infront of us (me and Carla) Eating my jamball in legal.. yummmmmmmm donut (i really shouldnt be eating shit like that though.. too much saturated fat ><) Mr Micalic walking past at lunch and telling linda and shinta that their saturated fat (the chips they were eating) looked delicious ahaha.. and walked away.. saying nothing to me coz i was eating a beautiful healthy lovely muesli bar (H) too cool anyways.. the real reason why im posting today is to let out all my annoyed feelings towards that certain person that annoys me.. remember.. yachelle*?? yeah bro that girl has to shut up seriously!! like in class all she does is talk.. yapyapyap.. without a breath!!i swear we can overhear everything she says.. its usual stupid shit that she like just wants pity for or recognition or like.. i dunno.. a reaction for?? but like.. bro you act like such a "head shved up a teachers ass" kinda student.. and all you do is bloody talk!! do you know how annoying your voice is? like id say this to your face but it might trigger a little something inside you that might make you want to TALK which obviously i am trying to avoid!! If you just shutup for 2 seconds in your life youll realise that the "silence is golden" saying really is true!! you really dont realise or understand how annoying it is to constantly for like 6 periods every week have someone pretty much screaming (coz thats like how loud you talk) their lifestory next to you.. JUST SHUT UP! i do not know how many times i can stress or emphasise those two words.. anyways.. just wanted to say a big "I LOVE YOUSE!" to my dedicated readers Jelena Lasance and Natasa Kopanja peace and love bitches. gunno go watch grass grow in the dark Sunday, June 7, 2009 PAIN and stuff part 2 Quote of the day: "Im a visionary. Im a thinker, Im a dreamer, Im a little weird, a control freak, someone who is never satisfied." - Will.i.am ok so we are back to my usual post layout.. no major worldwide issues like last time.. no "one million quotes" by COCO CHANEL.. just a recap. monday tuesday and wednesday were a blurr.. thursday too. FRIDAY; laugh my fucking ass off over friday. the funnest day i think in a while. was jelenas birthday and stuff. i love her.. she finally got her regrowth done!! hoorayy LOOL.. remember that character that i spoke about before .. yachelle*?.. yess well she had a mini out burst (it wasnt really an outburst but like i dunno what else to call it.. it was fucken funny but) in CAF'S lol i was full laughing in my head. anyways it went sorta like this: :: so we were all sitting in CAF's waiting for class to begin and like she sits in the fron row with us (me jelena and kopanja).. the girl she usually sits with wasnt there and so one of the girls from the back row called her to go sit with them instead. This girl said something along the lines of " Yachelle* come sit here" or something like that.. yachelle* replied in her usual im too good for the world tone "Oh havent you heard, im yachelle now" or something like that.. and moved. ANYWAYS.. that day because it was Jelenas birthday i sat with her and the rest of the girls up at the HFS and i told them that yachelle* was trying to say that infront of me .. or whatever.. ??maybe she was tryna be tough?? like she was full acknowledging and tryign to make it obvious to me that she had read my blog (whatever at least im getting viewed :D ) when one of the girls was like ohhh is that who she was talking about?? and when i asked when the girl was like "yachelle* was saying that someone wrote something about her on a blog and she said if they say one more thing about her shes going to confront them" or something like that.. well i wanna be a rebel so heres a little something just for you yachelle: BRO GET OVER IT! I WROTE LIKE ONE LINE ABOUT YOU AND THEN GOT OVER IT.. I DIDNT GO INTO DETAIL.. IT WAS ONE LINE! THAT LINE WAS SO IRRELEVANT TO ME THAT WHEN SOMEONE ASKED ME WHAT I WROTE ABOUT YOU I COULDNT EVEN REMEMBER!! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?- im sorry i hurt your feelings?- MOVE ON!! JEEZ SERIOUSLY.. GET OVER IT.. AND LIKE WHAT DO YOU THINK YOURE GOING TO DO TO ME? I HAVE NEVER GIVEN TWO SHITS ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE SAID TO ME OR ABOUT ME SINCE THE DAY I FIRST MET YOU AND I DONT THINK I EVER WILL SO CONFRONTING ME WONT BE THAT EFFECTIVE.. AND I NEVER REALLY LIKED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE SO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK ID GIVE A SHIT? :: ANYWAYS.. friday night had jelenas dinner and stuff.. LOL was sso full had to give literally half my food to ben .. he ate it all rofls what a monster LOL .. i love you man was like funny but not really.. ive forgotten all the funny parts except for this one part when the guy nicknames the other guy "MAMISHH" rofls me and shinta couldnt stop laughing! SATURDAY; IS IRRELEVANT (ROFLS i love that word!). SUNDAY; like today went on a cruise for my sisters 21st.. fotos capture this event, isnt she beautiful? jealousy is hitting me now so ill move on LOL... my feet hurt like a mother fucker.. blaming it on the mixture of steep downhill walkways and skyscrapers for shoes. but ill recover so dw.. LOL.. ate yummy food.. had yummy cake.. read horoscope and now.. gunna go pee and watch stuff (y) until next time bitches. ciao sexy mammas xx Wednesday, June 3, 2009 Sincerely, COCO CHANEL ok so like i know i havent blogged properly (ley?) for a while, so this is going to be a long ass blog 'coz i have heaps of things to say. Instead of having my usual quote of the day, i decided that each issue deserved one quote each.Oh and if you guys are confused with all the quotes, they are all by the infamous COCO CHANEL. Incase you dont know who she is, Coco Chanel was a french fashion designer who ruled over Parisian haute couture for almost 6 decades. When you read the quotes, you will see she was wiser than buddha (L). Please take the time to read this blog as you will most likely find yourself agreeing with it. I think it is my greatest post yet. "A woman who doesn't wear perfume has no future" First thing: PERSONAL HYGIENE REGARDING FEMALES! ok so like i understand if you are a guy who playes strenuoes sprt or whatever every minute and has no access to showers, water, soap, etc but if you are a girl then please.. THERE IS NO EXCUSE! Seriously, the amount of girls i see (or more like smell) that have the same body odour as a homeless man living in a 3rd world country is getting tooooo much fr my nose! Sometimes the stench is so bloody stong, by the time the girl moves away from my "smell circumference" ( yes lol i made it up.. couldnt think of a real word to describe it) my nose looks like that of a cocaine user! I'm not trying to be a bitch about this but if you are one of those girls who has a problem with or finds it hard to smell like the gender that you are, please come and see me! i will try to help you as much as i can!! i know im not jesus, i dont work miracles, but i do have a bar of soap and running water so we'll start from there (: "Fashion is made to become unfashionable." Second Thing: MOTHER FUCKING WEIRD CASUAL TEACHERS! i like to think that i have a high level of tolerance for things that most people would find hard to tolerate but this is just becoming too much. The amount of psycho crazy weird strange and creepy casual teachers coming to fairvale is just insane. Let me name a few: 1) Hitler aka Mr. McGrath- Scary ranga man who thought he was god and had a hitler moustache. I know joking about hitler is totally unfunny but this isnt a joke. He was always looking down girls tops and like at their legs and shit and someone reported him and he was fired i think coz i never saw him again. 2) Terrorist Lady- Weird woman who i dont know the name of but always has my class for some reason. Bright pink lipstick and an aniaml ontop of her head as well as like, totaly old doily and moss curtains for clothing. The above quote is dedicated to her. Oh and she spoke in some weird half highpitched accent that no one could recognise.. im thinking Russian. 3) Table Lady- Again i dont know her name but even Mr. Wilson (my english teacher) bitches about her.. he's the one who came up with her nickname lol coz if she bent over her boobs would sag so much that they would look like 2 table legs, her actual legs would be the other 2 legs and her back would be the table surface. Funny yes? anyways she wears old elvis jumpers, fruitsalad earing ans red lipstick and has red curly short hair and if you even breathe too loud.. she'll tell you the fuck off... LOL 4) DRUG ADDICT- Ok this is the most recent casual we have experienced. Dark ciurcles under his eyes, oily black hair with a receading hairline and bug eyes... a beady stare and like a weird curled mouth.. man when we had him for a triple of legal studies on wednesday.. me and linda thought we would die. He looks like he just sniffed a couple, popped a couple, injected a few and smoked a stack if you know what i mean... anyways the foto is of him (: so you get the idea.. sorry the quality isnt that good, took it frm far away so he wouldnt notice and wouldnt kill me LOL "Since everything is in our heads, we better not lose them" Third Thing: TWILIGHT SAGA TEENYFUCKERS GET OVER IT! ok i was watching the mtv movie awards last night and it was kinda shit.. and i felt it was shit because of all the hype that was made over twilight. All iof the psycho die hard crazy fans need to shut up and get a life other than the totally twilight obsessed life that they are currently living in. Firstly, Robert Pattison is not hot, he has potential, but he is not like a totally dreamboat man especially not in the twilight movie! As for Kristin Stewart, shes just a bad actress who got lucky. And the way she behaved and presented herself at the awards last night was totall unbelievable.. like i get it youre trying to be this outspoken, cool, like no other, rebellious , i dont give a shit girl and you want that to be your "image".. but like just stop coz youre trying too hard and its becoming obvious! That Jacob guy.. HES NOT HOT! he still looks like the little boy that he ws in shark boy and lava girl LOL... anyways to all of you who are judging me and think that im like dissing twilight before i even read the book or watched the movie.. i did both so in your face. The movie was overated and was full of bad acting and awkward pauses that were unneccesary and the book.. although beter than the movie was still a piece of crap. I know im not some experienced critic or whatever but seriously.. open your eyes.. TWILIGHT ISNT THE SHIT... ITS JUST PLAIN SHIT! ok well thats all im bothered to write for the moment.. might blog later tonight as i see another crisis ahead of me.. you know how it is LOL.. so i will just leave you with a few wise, wonderful and totally inspiring words of the great Coco Chanel. " In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different. " Monday, June 1, 2009 Pain and stuff Quote of the day: "Welcome to bankstown, a taste of shit." - ME! (: day of pho.. here is fotos.. i will go into detail 2moro as im in so much pain right now from "womanly issues" that i can barely type okays. ciao x
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