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STEPHANIE Bottled Blonde Placebo Is My Life You will find that this blog is stupid. Its stupid rants and raves about stupid topics based upon the stupid incoherent lives of stupid incompetent human beings. Occasionally (and hopefully this turns to be true) you will read my blog and feel something intense.. because occasionally i will write something pretty intense. Emphasis on occasionally. — SAYSOMETHING AFFILIATES FACEWAREHAUS Haus of Danzo Danzo Tumblr Buiwashere NatashaLay LarisaNguyen CynthiaLu Linda-my love Diana Jennifer Tang ChristinaNguyen Blogs I LOVE OlsensAnonymous LeSmoking BarneyStinson WAYBACKWHEN April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 July 2009 August 2009 September 2009 October 2009 November 2009 December 2009 January 2010 February 2010 March 2010 April 2010 Credits ©Glamouresque.	Wednesday, June 3, 2009 Sincerely, COCO CHANEL ok so like i know i havent blogged properly (ley?) for a while, so this is going to be a long ass blog 'coz i have heaps of things to say. Instead of having my usual quote of the day, i decided that each issue deserved one quote each.Oh and if you guys are confused with all the quotes, they are all by the infamous COCO CHANEL. Incase you dont know who she is, Coco Chanel was a french fashion designer who ruled over Parisian haute couture for almost 6 decades. When you read the quotes, you will see she was wiser than buddha (L). Please take the time to read this blog as you will most likely find yourself agreeing with it. I think it is my greatest post yet. "A woman who doesn't wear perfume has no future" First thing: PERSONAL HYGIENE REGARDING FEMALES! ok so like i understand if you are a guy who playes strenuoes sprt or whatever every minute and has no access to showers, water, soap, etc but if you are a girl then please.. THERE IS NO EXCUSE! Seriously, the amount of girls i see (or more like smell) that have the same body odour as a homeless man living in a 3rd world country is getting tooooo much fr my nose! Sometimes the stench is so bloody stong, by the time the girl moves away from my "smell circumference" ( yes lol i made it up.. couldnt think of a real word to describe it) my nose looks like that of a cocaine user! I'm not trying to be a bitch about this but if you are one of those girls who has a problem with or finds it hard to smell like the gender that you are, please come and see me! i will try to help you as much as i can!! i know im not jesus, i dont work miracles, but i do have a bar of soap and running water so we'll start from there (: "Fashion is made to become unfashionable." Second Thing: MOTHER FUCKING WEIRD CASUAL TEACHERS! i like to think that i have a high level of tolerance for things that most people would find hard to tolerate but this is just becoming too much. The amount of psycho crazy weird strange and creepy casual teachers coming to fairvale is just insane. Let me name a few: 1) Hitler aka Mr. McGrath- Scary ranga man who thought he was god and had a hitler moustache. I know joking about hitler is totally unfunny but this isnt a joke. He was always looking down girls tops and like at their legs and shit and someone reported him and he was fired i think coz i never saw him again. 2) Terrorist Lady- Weird woman who i dont know the name of but always has my class for some reason. Bright pink lipstick and an aniaml ontop of her head as well as like, totaly old doily and moss curtains for clothing. The above quote is dedicated to her. Oh and she spoke in some weird half highpitched accent that no one could recognise.. im thinking Russian. 3) Table Lady- Again i dont know her name but even Mr. Wilson (my english teacher) bitches about her.. he's the one who came up with her nickname lol coz if she bent over her boobs would sag so much that they would look like 2 table legs, her actual legs would be the other 2 legs and her back would be the table surface. Funny yes? anyways she wears old elvis jumpers, fruitsalad earing ans red lipstick and has red curly short hair and if you even breathe too loud.. she'll tell you the fuck off... LOL 4) DRUG ADDICT- Ok this is the most recent casual we have experienced. Dark ciurcles under his eyes, oily black hair with a receading hairline and bug eyes... a beady stare and like a weird curled mouth.. man when we had him for a triple of legal studies on wednesday.. me and linda thought we would die. He looks like he just sniffed a couple, popped a couple, injected a few and smoked a stack if you know what i mean... anyways the foto is of him (: so you get the idea.. sorry the quality isnt that good, took it frm far away so he wouldnt notice and wouldnt kill me LOL "Since everything is in our heads, we better not lose them" Third Thing: TWILIGHT SAGA TEENYFUCKERS GET OVER IT! ok i was watching the mtv movie awards last night and it was kinda shit.. and i felt it was shit because of all the hype that was made over twilight. All iof the psycho die hard crazy fans need to shut up and get a life other than the totally twilight obsessed life that they are currently living in. Firstly, Robert Pattison is not hot, he has potential, but he is not like a totally dreamboat man especially not in the twilight movie! As for Kristin Stewart, shes just a bad actress who got lucky. And the way she behaved and presented herself at the awards last night was totall unbelievable.. like i get it youre trying to be this outspoken, cool, like no other, rebellious , i dont give a shit girl and you want that to be your "image".. but like just stop coz youre trying too hard and its becoming obvious! That Jacob guy.. HES NOT HOT! he still looks like the little boy that he ws in shark boy and lava girl LOL... anyways to all of you who are judging me and think that im like dissing twilight before i even read the book or watched the movie.. i did both so in your face. The movie was overated and was full of bad acting and awkward pauses that were unneccesary and the book.. although beter than the movie was still a piece of crap. I know im not some experienced critic or whatever but seriously.. open your eyes.. TWILIGHT ISNT THE SHIT... ITS JUST PLAIN SHIT! ok well thats all im bothered to write for the moment.. might blog later tonight as i see another crisis ahead of me.. you know how it is LOL.. so i will just leave you with a few wise, wonderful and totally inspiring words of the great Coco Chanel. " In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different. "
THANKYOU for making my day less ugly