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Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Oh what a feeling Quote of the day: "Ben Im bored. Tell me a joke." - Jasmin's txt message to Ben. So im talking to Larisa on msn and we are talking about how i finnaly got my blog going again. Anyways we were talking about how it feels which brought me upon this topic: What do those simple,everyday feelings that we human beings take for granted actually feel like?? TOTAL RELIEF AND ORGASMICATING PLEASURE AND SATISFACTION ROUNDED OFF WITH IMMENSE EMBARRASMENT youve been holding ur piss for agessss like 5 days straight and then like ur standing in line to go to a public toilet and ur just about to go to the toilet and u cant hold ur pee any longer so u let it go youre at a huge work dinner full of important potential clients (or at a dinner with the in laws, people to impress) and it all goes silent as people start to eat when you let out an insanely loud and unecessarily long fart. ABSOLUTE EGO-CRUSHING SHAME youve had a fight with a customer at work over something that you know you are right about but they insist you are not. you call your manager/supervisor confidently, believing that they will be on your side but instead just comply with the bitch customers complaints and request because they arent bothered to argue. You are then left to serve the customer after your manager waks away COMPLETE PANIC RESULTING IN THE FABRICATION OF STORIES IN ORDER TO SAVE YO' ASS. your friends are looking through your mobile phone and open your 'videos' which to their total suprise contains footage of "8inch chocolate stick". you quickly say that it is your dads and he told you to delete it but you forgot. being busted with another womans bra in your car by your girlfriend. You "confess" that it was your friend Garry who borrowed your car the other night and you reassure your gf that you havent cheated. ANGER ON A WHOLE NUTHA LEVEL taking your shoes off in the house then walking in and stubbing ur toe on one of the legs of te kitchen table. TOTAL STRUGGLE TO NOT LAUGH (FAKE SYMPATHY + UNDERSTANDING) someone tells you their dog has died. You pat thew owner on the arm and give them a sympathetic 'i care and it will be ok' smile all the wqhile you are laughing inside because you never really liked their dog in the first place as it was mean and ugly and picked on your dog and barked too much a night and the owner had a piece of green stuff stuck in the middle of their teeth. anyways. thats all i could think of. My favourite is the pee one. MSN ME OR FACEBOOK ME if you have any more feelings or examples of feelings that you think are good (: peace and love gonna go read more of my book. Didnt read much the other night, only a few pages. But its getting good bro LOL |
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