WELCOMEHOMETOTHEHOMELESS "Weep little lion man, you're not as brave as you were from the start"
STEPHANIE Bottled Blonde Placebo Is My Life You will find that this blog is stupid. Its stupid rants and raves about stupid topics based upon the stupid incoherent lives of stupid incompetent human beings. Occasionally (and hopefully this turns to be true) you will read my blog and feel something intense.. because occasionally i will write something pretty intense. Emphasis on occasionally. — SAYSOMETHING AFFILIATES FACEWAREHAUS Haus of Danzo Danzo Tumblr Buiwashere NatashaLay LarisaNguyen CynthiaLu Linda-my love Diana Jennifer Tang ChristinaNguyen Blogs I LOVE OlsensAnonymous LeSmoking BarneyStinson WAYBACKWHEN April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 July 2009 August 2009 September 2009 October 2009 November 2009 December 2009 January 2010 February 2010 March 2010 April 2010 Credits ©Glamouresque.	Tuesday, January 12, 2010 birthday sex pt.2 hey lovely's! so first before i start off my rant i just want to give you my itinerary for my bday (yesterday) and hopefully by knowing this you will be able to follow my story abit better. birthday eve night: homemade dinner by the significant other movies with the significant other bedtime with the significant other birthday morning: breakfast at cafe i viaggi (or as i like to call it Vagina Cafe) CITY to purchase bday pressie :D further shopping and wandering around loving it up in the park late lunching/early dinner watch The Lovely Bones the eve of my birthday was beautiful. work, home shower, then bf time. Watching my boyfriend struggle to cook dinner for me (Fettuccine Alfredo with chicken and mushrooms) was hilarious and actually really adorable as he really wasnt a natural born chef. After finishing my bowl of pasta, which was suprisingly really yumm, i came to the realisation that i had in fact not been food poisoned and was still alive and well :D The night soon rolled over into the day of January 12. After parading around in 4 different dresses and asking my bf's opinion on which one i should wear (he chose the wrong one LOL) we finaly made it out of the house at 11ish. Firtly i would just like to say that my previous experiences at Vagina Cafe have been really pleasant, which is why i returned on my birthday. However, the same fantastic time i had was not experienced on my birthday. So as usual i ordered my poached eggs; clearly stating to the waiter when asked what i would like i replied "could i get the poached eggs, umm a latte and a glass of water please". when recieving my order however, i realised that the poached eggs i received were not what i had ordered. Now when i ordered my breakfast i expected a plate of sauteed mushrooms, rocket leaves and 2 poached eggs on a piece of toasted rye bread (WHICH IS WHAT I GET EVERY SINGLE TIME I GO THERE!!) but instead, sitting on my plate was 2 pieces of white bread toast cut into 4 triangles and buttered along with two little measly watery poached eggs. I mean, i ate the god damn food because i work in the food industry and i know how fucking annoying it is to get a complaint from a customer but that really wasnt what i had ordered. I ordered the POACHED EGGS not the other option on the menu which was POACHED EGGS AND TOAST. fucken dumbass waiter fucken piee of shuit stupid cocksucking cockhead ruined my breakfast and i was fucking pissed off, because i dont eat breakfast very often so when i do.. I WANT TO GET WHAT I WANT OK!? anyways we paid and left .. tune in for part 3 soon LOL.. cbf writing more. its too fucking hot
THANKYOU for making my day less ugly