Intense

DYING AT 3AM

2010-04-15T02:22:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day:

"In the end, life is stronger than death."
- Unknown

(PHOTOS ARE JUST RECENTS ;D)
Ive been diagnosed with bronchitis. No im not dying (like my blog title and quote may imply) but i felt lie i was fucking deaths bed last night. Coughing up a lung until 3am, voiting up my Dagwood Dog from the easter show (what a shame it was so yummy!!!) and not being able to breathe or sleep or be normal... last night was ucking intense. But dont worry everyone its ok, im fine. I went to a Doctor today, he gave me meds and an inhaler that tastes like shit.. ill be fine and if not thats just the way its meant to be. I do want to get better though, especially coz 36 Bricks (FUCK YEAH!) is performing on sunday and if i dont get better we have to pull out. I dont wanna sound shit coz this gig aint like the Richmond gig in the middle of nowhere. This is our hometown and if we fuck up... our lives may or may not get fucked up too.
Oh, and i got acrylic nails :D

ciao

FACEWAREHAUS

2010-04-06T21:01:00.000-07:00

Quote of the Day: "I deal with temptation by yielding to it."
- Mark Twain

HI GUYTH! So you know how in my last post i was like " i want to make a Tumblr"? Ok yeah well i did :D
I love it. I love it because i dont feel compelled or complied to type up a life story and a half and its so lovely. Yes i am using the "L" word alot but dont worry children, i wont be abandoning this page any time soon. However, I know for a fact that FACEWAREHAUS will be updated a million times more than here. Im soz, but what can you do? Im more fascinated with makeup than my own life. Its sad i know but we all learn to cope.

http://facewarehaus.tumblr.com

Anyways please visit my Tumblr. I think it looks devine. Thank you Danny you devine motherfucker for helping me with the layout and all the other shit (i.e HTML codes etc) as i am tres hopeless. I'll add a permanent link to FACEWAREHAUS under my Affiliates.
Enjoy the printscreen :)

p.s/ CONGRATULATIONS MY BEAUTIFUL DANNY ON YOUR DOMAIN! ITS SO ENTICING I WANT TO EAT IT AND A HALF! x - http://danzomonster.com - (its haus of danzo as a domain! sidebar link has already changed into .com ok kids)

2010-04-06T04:42:00.001-07:00

I
WANT
TO
MAKE
A
TUMBLR

Passion for fashion

2010-04-04T05:01:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "The best thing is to look natural, but it takes makeup to look natural."
-Calvin Klein

tonight i have been a total blogSLUT/STALKER. scanned a million blogspots,tumblrs,blogdrives etc before i decided to stalk the Tumblr of Jennifer Tang (after coming across it on my fb homepage). I am seriously loving it! She reminds me of me in so many ways.. but different. Her love of fashion is like my love of makeup. I would totally make a Tumblr about makeup as hers is of fashion but alas, cbf motherfuckers!!!!!!! Maybe in the near future i will become less lazy. Anyways i stole this from her Tumblr, which you guys should totally read! (as in you should totally read the thing im about to post as well as Jennifer's Tumblr LOL!) I will post the link to her Tumblr at the end of this post, and it will join the rest of my affiliates to the left :)

Five Things You Are Addicted To
One: LIPSTICK!
Two: Ankle boots- loving my black suede ankle boots atm!
Three: Seaweed salad that you get from sushi places yummm
Four: Nailpolish
Five: Notebooks

Five Places You Want To Visit Before You Die
One: London
Two: Paris
Three: New York
Four: Soho
Five: Brian Molko's Bed

Five Random Things Around You:
One: Dark Side- M.A.C
Two: Self taught makeup person
Three: Porscia Glamourous Fairy Princess
Four: Fast Cars- wish i had one
Five: broke

Five Random Things That Start With The Same Letter As Your First Name
One: Sex
Two: Suede
Three: Spring
Four: Stilettos
Five: Starburst lollies

Five Things That Always Cheer You Up
One: MONEY
Two: Applying make-up
Three: Shopping
Four: ANYTHING CHANEL
Five: FTV Hair and Makeup

Five Animals You’d Want As Pets, But Can’t Have.
One: Fairy
Two: Ferret
Three: fairy penguin
Four: bambi
Five: monkeyyyyy

Five Things You Would Do If Fiction Were Real
One: Navi Guys ;) - AVATAR HELLOOOO
Two: Johnny Depp ;) circa EVERYTHING
Three: Orlando Bloom circa Pirates of the Caribbean
Four: Marion Cottilard circa Love Me If You Dare
Five: Achilles (Brad Pitt) in Troy omg diediediediedie jizzzzz

http://jennifertang.tumblr.com/

dearest Jennifer Tang,
Thank you dear for making my night a little less boring.

new favourite youtube channel!!

2010-04-02T05:42:00.000-07:00

OMGGGGGG 2 ENTRIES ONE NIGHT I KNOW! CRAZY TALK! BUT I HAD TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW ABOUT MY NEW FAVOURITE IN THE WORLD YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!! http://www.youtube.com/user/TimothyDeLaGhetto2#p/u/34/xCR5r6i1rQ8

"penises is like snowflakes ladies, we're all different..... its not big, but youre gunna like it, its gunna taste good and then 9 times out of 10 she ends up sitting on the penis!"- Timothy DeLa Ghetto

Coughing up a lung

2010-04-02T03:22:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself i didnt want to smoke, but i didnt believe myself."
- Barbara Kelly

Please dont take my quote as a hint that i am a smoker. Coz yeah, you dunno me yo :D
So ive been trying to save for my car, and so far its going not so great :( i hate life i feel like im living in poverty, with no money and no social life. As soon as i have money and put it aside, i spend it because i have to.. like not on stupid stuff but on real stuff yah know? its so hard to save :( and i also lost my voice how tragical. Bring It On is in 2 weeks and if my voice is not back by then i might suicide.. coz i really wanna do well. Im doing everything to get my voice up and working again.. so far ive bought

Throaties
Fishermans Friends
Soothers
Strepsils
Buttermenthol
Anticol
Eucalyptus Drops

NON OF THEM ARE WORKING! im also drowning myself in this weird ginger herbal tea from the Philippines but thats not doing anything except make me wanna throw up coz its so groossss!!

ive also tried to upload a video ve-logg of a makeup review on some more M.A.C stuff i bought but its taking so longgggg to load :( i feel like giving up i swear you guyth. my life is seriously going down the motherfucking gutter.

Burning your wrists

2010-03-27T00:43:00.000-07:00

SAVVY Lipliner- Ruby Red

BAYO lip balm- Chocovanilla Miss Popularity

TOP- Maybelline BOTTOM- M.A.C L2R- red revival, plum perfect, dark side, snob, morange

Australis Nail Colour Blue Tiger Sweet Pea

M.A.C Brule Eye Shadow

Neon Palette by BYS Neon Palette by BYS

Quote of the day: "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."
- Dolly Parton

hey guyth! SO I FINALLY DID MY REGROWTH! my hair is also alot lighter (as you can see in the foto) . It didnt cost as much as i thought as i didnt need to put in highlights like i thought i needed to. Anyways thats my hair update.

I also want to do a haul/review on some of the products ive gotten in recent weeks and even days, as well as some of the products i already have. Dunno where this post is going but we shall see.

MAKEUP IN THE FOTO-

Maybelline Coloursensational lipstick in Red Revival
Savvy Lipliner in Ruby Red
M.A.C Studio Fix foundation in NW30
Loreal Brow Definer in No.3 for Darker Skin Tones
M.A.C Fluidline in Black Track
M.A.C Cremeblush in Lilicent
ChiChi Medium Bronzer in Bronze Me Up

LIP PRODUCTS

Snob by M.A.C (Satin)- This lipstick is supposed to be a satin, however, the result when put on ur lips is like a mixture of a satin m.a.c lipstick and a matte m.a.c lipstick because although its a satin finish, the texture of the lipstick once on your lips is exactly like a matte lipstick. Its very umm flakey and can even make your lips look a little dry. I do however love love LOVE the colour. Snob is by far my favourite pink pastel m.a.c lipstick. I just wish the finishing texture was as nice because i was slightly dissapointed. I do however recommend the Amplified range by m.a.c. Any colours from the Amplified range is shiny and smooth on your lips, dont dry out and although they are a slightly sheer (VERY VERY VERY SLIGHTLY), the colour buildup is amazing and you get an opaque colour by the second coat. MORANGE is my favourite Amplified (if your looking for a summer colour and DARK SIDE is definitely an Autumn/Winter must have. However, if you want lighter burgundy colour, i would definitely go for DUBONNET as its a red-dier, lighter version of DARK SIDE.

Maybelline Coloursensational Range- I recently bought 2 lipsticks from the new Maybelline Coloursensational line. I must say, they are very very very good quality lipsticks. I think that they are definitely almost the same quality as M.A.C, but more than half the price of a m.a.c lipstick! The coloursensational range comes in 4 catagories; reds,pinks,nudes and plums (purples?) and each range has a variety of colours from block opaques to sheers and frosts (although they are not names either Frosts, Mattes etc like high end brands such as M.A.C are; you have to use a tester and try them out to see, although i dont mind). The two colours i purchased are RED REVIVAL and PLUM PERFECT. These two colours are absolutely amazing! They are autumn/winter colours, so i wouldn't recommend using them in the summer months. PLUM PERFECT is almost a duplicate of m.a.c's DUBONNET although for some reason, i like PLUM PERFECT alot better. These lipsticks are only 15$ as well, compared to m.a.c lipsticks which are 36$. The packaging is very cheap-looking, however, that's not as important as the product itself which is totally fantastic! i am definitely buying more of this product.

BAYO Lip Balm- Just a few days ago a found a new Bayo lip balm that i have had since my trip back from the Philippines. This lip balm is absolutely amazing. My favourite scent was chocovanilla. The balm itself looks black but goes on your lips clear. It is a must have and is great on any lip type (especially dry lips! this is amazing as it moisturizes lips the second it comes into contact with them!) and the little metal tin it comes in is so cute! It was also incredibly affordable, only 50P (Filipino pesos) but the downside is there is no Bayo store in Australia that i know of, but i guess you can probably get it on ebay or something...

SAVVY Lipliner Pencil in Ruby Red- This is a really great and cheap product. It is definitely comparable to higher end supermarket brands (as SAVVY is a branch of 'Designer Brands' brand which is a cheapy brand lol) such as Loreal and Max Factor. Its a very school pencil but the colour isnt the greatest until you blunt the pencil a little.. so dont be dissapointed if you buy it and use it straight away while its totally sharp and no colour comes off the pencil ok :) AND it was only 4.95$

NAIL PRODUCTS

Australis Nail Colour- On the same day that i purchased my Maybelline lipsticks, I also bought 2 nail polishes from Australis. They were very cheap, only 4.95$ and the colours were lovely, very summery but can be pulled off in autumn as well. The bottles say "BEST FORMULA EVER- an intense colour with a high shine. Streak free." Now of the two colours, only one of them (Sweet Pea) was shiny, but was very streaky even when 2 coats were applied. The second colour (Blue Tiger) however was not streaky at all, even with just one coat but it dried matte. So yeah, i duno how the rest of the colour are going to be because as far as i know and from my experience with the nail polish, each bottle has a different application effect and finish so i guess it is very unpredictable. They are very good quality for money but you definitely get what you pay for. The polish chipped within one day of not even heavy duty hand work (i was just walking in the city shopping). So i guess, if you like touching up your polish after a few hours then this is the product for you. I, however, am undecided as to whether i should purchase this again or pay the money for a good quality product that i know will be chip resistant and predictable.

EYE PRODUCTS

M.A.C Brule Shadow (Satin)- Regardless of the brand, this is by far my favourite shadow to date. It is definitely a staple colour. Theres not much to say about it. It is pricey as it is m.a.c but you get your moneys worth for sure. I have a very high opinion of every m.a.c shadow regardless of whether it is a satin, matte etc as i know i am getting a good quality product. Their shadows are definitely my favourite m.a.c product to buy.

Benefit Miss Popularity- I love myself a good highlight, and i am not very picky when it comes to highlights, but this product was definitely a disappointment. The packaging is lovely, and once you blend the actual product (which comes out as a powder) the finishing effect is to die for, but its just not the greatest or most convenient product to be carrying on the go, or even for a quick fix at home. The applicator itself is a hard cotton-like tip (reminds me of either the sponge tip that comes with lipgloss or one of those cotton bud things you use for cleaning your ears). This makes it very messy to use, as glitter and white powder goes everywhwere if you arent being slow and careful. The actual product reminds me of those loose glitters than come in little pots made for little girls cosmetic kits.For the product to look good it also needs plenty of blending into you skin, which can be a bit of a hassle when ur in a rush. However, if you are slow and careful, and do have the time to blend in the highlight then im sure Miss Popularity will be perfect to you.

BYS Neon Shadow 5 Palette- I really love this palette. I bought it in Gloss for only 6.95. Its very cheap and i think you can even get this at Golo and the Reject Shop or even Kmart. The colours have a very good colour payoff although some of them you need to buildup sufficiently. You do get what you pay for (i think this is my new favourite saying). The palette is also small and very convenient for bags and clutches just incase you want a quick touch up on the go. Neons arent reall big for Autumn/Winter however it is definitely good to have a neon palette in your makeup collection as you never know when you might be going to a FLURO PARTY!

FACE PRODUCTS

CHICHI Bronze me up Medium Bronzer- I ADORE this bronzer! it is by far my favourite department store/supermarket brand bronzer out of every single one i have tried and tested! its matte and not too orange (definitely BROWN) and no glitter in sight! the compact is HUGE which means it will last forever, and it comes with a cute round mirror inside the compact. I love this product and will definitely buy it again and again and again. I use it for contouring (it is GREAT for contouring, just make sure you tap excess product off your brush and star with less product not more as you can easily build up the colour), as a cheek blusher and to add a little glow to my skin. I LOVE THIS PRODUCT! cant remember how much it was but it was definitely inexpensive!

TOP 10 PLACEBO SONGS OF ALL TIME

2010-03-23T02:44:00.000-07:00

Protege Moi
Special K
Speak In Tongues
Space Monkey
Nancy Boy
Taste In Men
Every Me Every You
Special Needs
Because I want You
Pure Morning

WEBSITES :D

http://www.youtube.com/user/officialplacebo?blend=1&ob=4#p/a

- Placebo's official youtube

http://www.angelfire.com/ne2/placebo/quotes.html

- Placebo quotes and band member quotes

Placebo Series- Post 10

2010-03-23T02:11:00.000-07:00

Quote of the Day: "Never thought I'd get any higher. Never thought you'd fuck with my brain
Never thought all this could expire. Never thought you'd go break the chain"
- Placebo ;; My Sweet Prince

Its finally come to an end. I guess its kind of sad that i must ow veer away from most things placebo, but since i am totally and utterly obsessed, im sure i will find a way to squeeze them into my posts every so often. I do however feel that it is time to discontinue series one as i dont want to bore you. I dont want you to lose interest. What i do want is for you to take interest in my series' (however many they may be in the future) and find your own love for one of the greatest bands of all time. I can honestly say that without a doubt Placebo were the only loyal consistant thing my life, and i am eternally grateful as i am sure they will continue to be there for me via their words of wisdom (executed through song) for many more years to come and possibly for the rest of my years. I know this sounds a little dramatic but in all seriousness, Placebo has pulled me through some pretty intense times as well as enjoyed with me the moments of happiness that i have had in my life. Placebo in honestly my one true love. I think if i was ever given the privilege and honour of meeting Placebo, firstly i would pass out, cry, and be completely speechless but also be so filled with love, admiration and appreciation for their music that i would just praise them to the high heavens (that is, if there is a heaven to praise them highly to).
Brian, i love you with all my heart and soul. I would literally die for you. I know this sounds like comepletely and totally not necessary and obsessive like no fucking 2moro but seriously guys, this is not a drill. Thankyou Brian for being born, thank you for not killing yourself over gay criticism and the lack of acceptance from society.. you are truly a god, a genius and i fucking love you. Your words inspire me to live, to breathe, to be an entirely different person from what i am. Your lyrics, no matter what the message behind them bring me joy and peace and especially, your words bring me my sanity.
Stefan, thankyou thankyou thankyou for being so intensely awesome that i literally become speechless. That silver suit you wore, uh-mazing and totally to die for on a whole nuther level like fuh realz. Your eye for beautiful things makes me love you even more.
Steve, what can i say except that you are fucking gorgeous. Thankyou for joining Placebo, thankyou for being beautiful.

Some final words of wisdom to you all from the greatest poets of all time,
"My sexuality is very fluid but it's very real. I have had confusing and contradicting emotions since I have awakened sexually, and it's something that I have come to terns with and that I have manage to live with in a very positive way. I have never been a homophobic person and one of the reasons I stopped going to church, because my mother used to take me to church a lot, was because of the church's attitude to homosexuality."
"You need to be told to shut up, that your full of shit. After seven years of living in a bubble you wind up spiritually, physically and emotionally spent. We were conscious of the fact that to write anything decent again we had to reacquaint ourselves with everyday human contact - take the tube, go to the supermarket. It was as if the choice to take a break was already made for us."
- Brian
"You wanna go up on-stage and create some kind of distance between you and the audience, so the audience can look up on something which is different, and feels kind of... removed. I don't think we were ever into the idea of walking on stage in t-shirts and jeans, like we just walked off the streets, and picked up a guitar..."
- Steve
and as for Stefan,
"Well you'll just have to wait and see now. "

I hope you have enjoyed my series dedicated to my favourite band in the entire world. I promise there will be more. Thank you, thankyou and goodnight.

Placebo Series- Post 9

2010-03-21T02:46:00.000-07:00

Quote of the Day: "The more you'll dress up the more fun you'll have."
- Brian Molko

ok so im on the hunt for a car! As i am getting my P's in like 2 months i feel like my search should begin now and i think that tonight i have found the one. Hopefully my sister approves and gives me the money and the ex significant other gives the car the all clear! if all goes well i should have the car in a couple of weeks fingers fucking crossed! If i was Brian 9or married to Brian) i so would not be having this problem right now! Oh well, i guess its all part of life.

I've decided to embark on a get skinny FUCKING NOW program. Im on a green tea detox and am going to run every morning :) So far it feels ok, but its only been like one day.. still a million more to go. I want to be tiny, itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot biki- sorry got abit off track. My goal is a 25kg loss.. or even 30kg. coz i swear you guys these days im fucking obese like this is not a drill. And its like im turning 18 very very very soon and its a scientific fact that clubs dont like fat chicks so therefore fatchicks dont club. Thats why fatchx are all like "clubbings not all it seems" blah blah blah when really it is but they dont get to see tht coz theyre so fat and if i dont lose this weight that ive been lugging around then im gunna joiun the likes of them on a fruiday and saturday night at like, SMITHFIELD RSL. what a nightmare that would be.
And anyways, my fatness might get in the way of my intense love making to Brian (who isa sexy motherfucking ano stick man) and we wouldnt want a crushed star now would we?

Just a short post today guys :D but i shall leave you with a list of 5 songs to download - PLACEBO SONGS OF COURSE!- however this is not my way of saying that these songs are in the top 10 playlist of all time the best forever Placebo Songs.. you should just download them coz theyre fucking good :D

Happy Your Gone
Breathe Underwater
Blind
Without You I'm Nothing
36 Degrees

D I S C L A I M E R.. OR LIKE, A T T E N T I O N
TO ALL YOU FUCKING RETURDS OUT THERE WHO ARE ILLITERATE AND DID NOT LEARN HOW TO SOUND OUT THEIR WORDS IN KINDERGARTEN,

PLACEBO IS PRONOUNCED PLAH-SEE-BO

NOT PLACE-BO OK MOTHERFUCKERS! (david bui!!!.. and others)

Placebo Series- Post 8

2010-03-19T01:43:00.000-07:00

Quote of the Day: "If you thought we were huggable, then we'll kick your ass."
- Stefan Olsdal

What a day. Fuh realz. FINALLY my music thing got done without drama. Actually, i did forget the lyrics to my second piece (which just so happened to be my elective 1 piece) so that probably counts as drama, if not epic fail! But i guess all in all i did okay. I changed my core piece coz of the bad vibes form yesterday and the results of my decision were definitely good (i got 17/20) and although elective piece was a total downer, i do get to redo it at my trials and if my mark is hektik, then it replaces todays shitty mark. That doesnt however change my feelings towards the head teacher, i still loathe the motherbitch.

Fuck man i mean, what a hectic (as in busy like a motherfucker) couple of weeks. Infra-red is currently blasting in my ears via my earphones due to the fact that my itunes is wiped (thanks to fucken cabra computer "expert" fixing guy). I seriously love this song. The melody is so uplifting and happy but the words are so .. revenge-full. I totally love it.

One last thing before I shuffle off the planet I will be the one to make you crawl

Like seriously one day all the people on this earth that have tried to fuck up my day,week and life in general will be punched in the face by either KARMA or myself. Either one will be fine. I mean im not preaching bullshit about me being a saint and shit, but at least im expecting the karma coming my way. The thing is with these people, i dont think that they expect shit ya know? I mean seriously, it completely shits me when these people who commit such.. i wouldnt call them sins but like they are such fagfuckfaces to others.... anyways dunno where im going with this sentence but yeah i dont like those types of people who are slack motherfuckers to people who dont deserve it and then think that they are fucking Mother Theresa.

One more thing before we start the final face off I will be the one to watch you fall

Im so thankful for the people in my life who are the complete opposite of the people that i hate. Kevin i totally love you to the max. Thanks for always making me priority (music wise) and like being my biatch 24/7 :D One day god, or Buddha, or maybe all of them will repay you. And if not, ill just take you out for some Pho okay coz like seriously you deserve it. You are definitely in my top 4 asians that i love to the max. And to add to ur niceness, you're a total fucking sexy guitar god.

I’m coming up on infra-red, there is no running that can hide you
cause I can see in the dark
I’m coming up on infra-red, forget your running, I will find you

Actually, i would like to sincerely thank all of you fucking hoes who have made me angry, upset, pissed off, or have given me the shits. Because of you guys, not only have i become a better person when it comes to restraining myself from punching you the fuck out, but you have helped me on my way to becoming a psychotic serial killer due to the fact that all these repressed angry feelings that i have (thanks to you all) will build up and one day explode and this explosion will involve the slitting of many innocent and not so innocent peoples throats. So thank you for contributing to the beginning of the end of the human race as we know it.

Brian once said "We're damn tenacious. We just won't let them not love us. They really have no choice."
I think that maybe thats how i was, but now as i grow older, i dont really care how people perceieve me. Just as long as the people i love feel the same about me, i hink I'll get on okay in life. I mean, its always really lovely if you have poeple who love you and shit, but if they arent the ones that matter, then why let any negative feelings that they have get to you? I think however, that what Brian meant by his statement is just that hes so goddamn lovable that you cant help it. You are just compelled to feel these intense feelings of adoration, admiration and deep deep love for him... or maybe thats just me.

anyways i would realy like to thank my bffl DANZO!- http://jpndoosh.blogspot.com (read it, its fucking brilliant)- for making my day today at lunch while we were waiting at lunch for linda- http://marrfucker.blogspot.com (read it, i swear total brilliance)-. I dont know what it is with that gorgeous guy but everytime he says something its really really fucking hilarious.

Danny: Shes a BFG
Me: A Big FUCKING GIANT?
Danny: No a big FRIENDLY giant!
Me: Oh. AHAHHAHAHAHHHAHA
Danny: She has big hands...

2 MORE POSTS UNTIL END OF PLACEBO SERIES 1!

Placebo Series- Post 7

2010-03-18T02:48:00.000-07:00

Quote of the Day: "Yeah, because the system is inherently fucked, so you have to keep fucking it, You can't get complacent."
- Steve Hewitt

I hate head teachers. No actually, thats a lie. I hate just one particular head teacher. My music head teacher to be exact. The thing is, hes a dickfuckfagfacepeniscockhead. He's a liar, hes self absorbed and hes veryveryvery RUDE. As well as this, he really knows how to fuck up a students performance right in the middle of their prac. examination and totally was the reason fo rmy intense sobbing nasty hyperventilating messy breakdown that i had infront of Mr. Ellis (deputy). How embarrasing. How fucking embarrassing. But its ok, 2moro is a new day. 2moro i will be fresh and ready and not take any of his bullshit because i am a king and no motherbitch brings me down.

Like, no joke today was such a "For What It's Worth" kind of day.

No one cares when you're out on the street Picking up the pieces to make ends meet No one cares when you're down in the gutter Got no friends got no lover

i dont think that part of the song was the best extract to use to describe my day, although the message is still there. However, that is my favourite part of the song :D youtube it for the rest of the song. i may post up the video for the song at a later date though.. probably will.

3 MORE POSTS UNTIL THE END OF PLACEBO SERIES 1!

p.s/ i would just like to note that i do realise that the pictures i am posting of placebo are including steve forrest (current drummer) and steve hewitt (previous drummer). OK?

Placebo Series- Post 6

2010-03-17T02:29:00.000-07:00

Quote of the Day: "Placebo is music for outsiders, by outsiders and our gigs are like conventions of outcasts, which is cool"
- Brian Molko

Ive just eaten the most delectable plum that i have ever eaten. The skin is pretty much the same colour as Brians lipstick in the Placebo picture from Post 5. How delicious. Anyways, Ive been M.I.A for a little (or maybe alot) over a week due to my computer dying on me like a total bitch. I mean seriously does it think of anyone else but itself? So like anyways, we got it fixed on Monday and this is the first time ive actually used it since we got it back on Monday. Turns out every single one of my files, music, pictures.. EVERYTHING that is mine on this computer is gone. Everyone else's folders with all of their files are still on there but mine are not. I am so fricken pissed like this is not a drill. I am fucking angry. Anyways so im totally sue-ing the motherbitch if i cant get my files back coz seriously.

And just a fashion update: PALE OPAQUE NAILS ARE A MUST FOR AUTUMN/WINTER 2010

So like , half yearly music perf. assessment is 2moro and like i am freaking out. Not really but kind of because today while practicing i totally hit nasty window-shattering, cat screeching notes. NOT GOOD. Hopefully things will go swell 2moro or i swear i will kill the next person that crosses my path. I mean, if i was as good a performer as Brian, then we wouldnt be having that problem now would we? I wish i was born with the same amount of talent (or even half the amount) of Brian. He's so amazing.
And another thing, I AM FINALLY DOING MY HAIR AT MY HAIRDRESSER! Going to that Mink Hair Spa was such a mistake, i love Platinum for life. But let it be known, this is my last time getting Blonde-ed .. after this, I AM OFFICIALLY GOING BACK TO DARK DARK DARK BROWN. I know, but still. I think its time. If i dont like it, ill just dye it back. Simple as that. But being dark will bring me a step closer to Brian, coz then we will have the same hair colour. Although i am not sure if he prefers blondes or brunettes (havent decided yet since my last post).
Ahh well when i redo my blonde ill post up juxtaposed pictures of myself with dark hair and blonde hair and you be the judge. However, i would like to add that part of my decision to maybe go back to brunette is because blonde is so summery. Dark locks are so AUTUMN/WINTER 2010 fuh realz.

p.s/ im thinking of doing a makeup post on a Brian Molko look (most likely the picture from post 5)

pp.s/ conversation between me and my brother while im googling Brian piks:
Me: Omg Brians so hot
Jeremy: Uh, Im so hot. Thats why my hair dries so quick

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA :D

Placebo Series- Post 5

2010-03-13T01:34:00.000-08:00

Quote of the day: "If Placebo was a drug, they would no doubt be pure heroin - dangerous, mysterious and totally addictive. "

- Brian Molko

I am so contemplating going back to dark hair. It is way too expensive to keep up with being a good nice not ugly shade of blonde, also blonde is for summer and brunette is for winter, i was a brunette when i first met the (ex)significant other (i was also skinnier but lets save that for another post) and i didnt have to wear that much makeup in order to look good whereas when you're blonde, 5m of makeup is necessary so that you dont look paled out and like you are the epitome of death. But we shall see. I mean, its not like im going to be onde forever, so maybe i should just cherish these moments that i am blonde and prolongue my blonde ds for as long as possible (while i can still pull it off) instead of becoming a bleached oldie when im 50+ because i didnt live enough of my teen years as a blonde. But going back to a darker shade is still somethng to think about, because its not like Brian Molko was ever blonde.. although Grasshopper was and they may or may not have had an unknown gayboy fling due to the fact that they are bandmates and they are both total sex gods (Brian more so than Grasshopper).

I also want toive a little shout out to my friend Dragan (pronounced Drar-garhn)as he is so totally injured and im uch a nice person. *ANGEL* And although he is always mean to me i have not given up being nice to him because i know one day he migh actually act like the NICE PERSON he is meant to be. Because deep deep deep deep deep (or maybe not as deep as that) down he knows he loves me forever.

Which reminds me of the cover Placebo did of Kate Bush's song "Runnig up That Hill" for an episode (or possibly episodes) of One Tree Hill. Before you start vomiting in ur mouth I AM NOT A ONE TREE HILL FAN! i knew they did a over and i found out via gaybo OTH fans/friends of mine that Placebo's version was played on an episode (or episodes). Oh btw im not saying that my shoutout to Dragan and my relationship with Dragan reminds me of Running Up That Hill. Its just that when i was typing, something in my brain clicked and Running Up That Hill lit up in my mind like a cigarette in a blackout.

Ok so hees the deal, although i totally love Placebo and their version of Running Up That Hill (which btw is soo much more better and emotional and tdf that Kate Bush's disco fever nasty original version) i am sososososo sick of people recognising Placebo by that song alone. I mean its not even an original song! But i guess its mostly OTH retard die-hards that make this mistake. However i would just like to point out that Placebo is SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT SONG! .. My Placebo playlist is coming up soon.. still not sure of how many "Placebo series" posts i will do before the playlist is posted.. howver that doesnt even matter. Nothing else matters. BUT PLACEBO

And if I only could,Make a deal with God,And get him to swap
our places,Be running up that road,Be running up that hill,Be running up that
building.If I only could

PLACEBO SERIES- Post 4

2010-03-04T03:14:00.000-08:00

Quote of the Day: "I guess the line between being paranoid and being a rock star is smaller than one would expect."
- Brian Molko

Today i was sitting at lunch eating my awesome salad with my bffl's and DANZO! was like to me

'"Hey so what Placebo song fits into this moment of youre life?"
and so i was like
"This is such a 'Pure Morning' moment"

I love my bestfriends so much. So ill just leave you with the lyrics of pure morning.. and maybe they will help you figure out why i love them.. DIG DEEP THINK HARD

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend with weed is better,
A friend with breasts and all the rest,
A friend who's dressed in leather,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend who'll tease is better ,
Our thoughts compressed,
Which makes us blessed,
And makes for stormy weather,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
My Japanese is better,
And when she's pressed she will undress,
And then she's boxing clever,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend who bleeds is better,
My friend confessed she passed the test,
And we will never sever,

Day's dawning, skins crawling
Pure morning,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend who'll tease is better,
Our thoughts compressed,
Which makes us blessed,
And makes for stormy weather,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend who bleeds is better,
My friend confessed she passed the test,
And we will never sever,

Day's dawning, skins crawling
Pure morning,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
My Japanese is better,
And when she's pressed she will undress,
And then she's boxing clever,

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend with weed is better,
A friend with breasts and all the rest,
A friend who's dressed in leather

Thats all for now x

PLACEBO SERIES- Post 3

2010-03-03T00:17:00.000-08:00

Quote of the Day: "He's always got pissed and when's he's pissed he's a fucking asshole sometimes0... And I'm like, 'I will fucking kill you!'"
- Steven Hewitt

Ok, so i can finally say that there is no longer a significant other in my life. Yes, all things come to an end. And no i have not decided as of yet whether or not this was a good idea. But what i do know is that im fine with it. Im ok and im moving forward, day by day. Not that its hard to when you have totally awesome bffl's such as Natasha "DUMBASS" Lay, Linda Thi Hong Son and Danny "DANZO!" Truong. Bffl's that make you feel bad for eating a totally yummy salad whilst they are nibbling at a measly

pizza pie
nasty canteen-made Caesar salad
Le Snack- mexican flavour and normal flavour

I mean its not my fault that i am a chef.
Seriously this moment in my life can be totally explained via Brian Molko's voice and the artistic words of Placebo. To be specific, their song Special Needs... i love that song.

"Just 19 and a suckers dream, I guess i thought you had the flavour. Just 19 and dream obscene, with 6 months off for bad behaviour"

Like i mean, who in this world cannot relate those words with something fucked up in their life.

I wore purple eyeliner today, got compliments but seriously who gives a fuck? LOLL.. i guess this is the new me :) Zero boyfriend, 3 bestfriends, Done with McDonalds (and the whole hospitality industry to be honest) and hopefully a future retail worker, if my trial on Saturday goes well. I am totally excited. Fuh realz.

Some day ill earn millions of dollars just by breathing. That day will come soon. Fuck, that day will be so awesome. Brian Molko once said,

"I always wanted to be a pop star. When I was much younger, taking a shit on the toilet, I used to imagine I was being interviewed. My parents thought I was a bit strange talking to myself as I was shitting."

It sort of reminds me of my dream. 12 years from now Ill be in London as a freelance makeup artist and The senior makeup artist of MAC (or Illamasqua, whoever grabs me first :D) and people will be bowing down to me. When that moment comes, I'm sure my thoughts will take me back to when I was 16 (and 17)watching youtube clips and self-teaching myself... but not while im chucking a shit .. OBVIOUSLY

PLACEBO SERIES- Post 2

2010-03-01T02:49:00.000-08:00

Quote of the day: "I love collecting toys, the more absurd and silly the better...they're wasted on children I think."
- Stefan Olsdal

It's exactly 10pm. I'm sitting here (in my black leggings and a huge white Russel Sports jumper that i stole form the significant others house) drinking steaming Milo from a beautiful round white mug that my sister bought for me when she went to Paris.If only i could live in Paris.. or London. One of those two. Then my life would be fulfilled. I don't care if im a homeless bum living on the derelict streets. Just as long as im part of that whole European culture 9but not European as in Italian, blahblahblah etc all that crap.. JUST PARIS AND LONDON).
This is another reason why i adore Brian Molko. Hes a Londoner who is fluent in french. How fucking sexy rape-me-all-on-the-floor is that?? Placebo's song - Protege Moi - is the epitome of Brian's sexiness. I think I listened to it at least 50 times today. Literally this is not a joke. I adore that song. I think it may be in my top10 Placebo songs of all time. Dunno what to rank it yet. Hopefully by the end of this series i will have a ranking list up... as a recommendation? I dunno..

I was supposed to write notes today, and finish option 2 of pd module but i didnt. Oh well, i was rejected again by the significant other today, so maybe ill catch up on note-making 2moro because i will no longer be going out to see him. Meds is so perfect for this moment in my life.

I was alone, falling free
Trying my best not to forget
What happened to us, what happened to me
What happened as I let it slip

I think thats all for today. My mouth is starting to taste weird from my Milo. and i really should wash my makeup off. A new blemish found its home on my right cheek yesterday, and it is prolonging its stay for much more than I'd like..

PLACEBO SERIES- Post 1

2010-02-27T23:25:00.000-08:00

Quote of the Day: "We live in a strange bubble"
- Brian Molko

Ive decided that this will be the first in my series of Placebo-blogs. I really want to show my love..

I think i am a talentless muso. No wait, not talentless.. i have talent,, just not enough to become a proper muso myself. My talent is in other areas, music is just a small percentage. Oh well, i can play Mary had a little lamb on more than one instrument so that must amount to something yeah?

i was lying in my room just a few hours ago, permeating my soul with the words of Placebo circa Sleeping With Ghosts, Without You I'm Nothing and Once More with Feeling. I love Placebo because I seriously think that like deep down my life is explained via every single one of those songs. Their concert last week was unbelievable. I was having placebogasm after placebogasm.. for real. As Special K came on, I got thinking about my day so far..

"More than just a white motif, more chaotic, no relief
I'll describe the way I feel Weeping wounds that never heal"

Whats happened to me? Seriously, what has happened to my young little life? I have just been stood up by the significant other (who, mind you, is becoming more and more insignificant as the days pass) whom i havent seen in almost 3 weeks.. but we remade plans for this afternoon.. although i am having a hard time thinking of things to do on a sunday night. We shall see what happens. It should be interesting as neither of us are very creative beings. Mums calling me to dye her hair. The fact that she has zero wrinkles compared to my aged face (at just 17!) bewilders me. It must be her asian-ness. My mum is beautiful, but really she kills my life.

"Just like I swallowed half my stash, I never ever want to crash No hesitation, no delay"

I hate cleaning the bathroom. Its totally disgusting. I mean, its not like I'm the person pissing on the floor around the toilet during my midnight half-asleep bathroom break, is it? So gross, so completely gross. What the fuck is this 'Exploring Ireland' bullshit on TV right now? Don't they have anything good on anymore? This shit is retarded. I am so glad my hair did not turn green last night! I finally got the courage to dye it from the box. It looks pretty good. The orange is less orange, but its a little uneven on the bottom because I did it myself and I guess i missed a spot... next time I'll buy 3 boxes instead of 2 so that i have enough product. My hair still smells like hair dye. I absolutely love that smell. I wish i could buy a shampoo that smelt like freshly dyed hair, not that weird coconuts and orchids bullshit that for some reason is the scent in every single brand of shampoo and conditioner on the market.

"I fall down... hit the ground, make a heavy sound Every time you seem to come around"

Fucking significant other canceled tonight. What a piece of shit. He said we'll do something this week so maybe its ok. Maybe i can continue doing my PDHPE study notes that I was doing before. I am seriously becoming a complete nerd. I have written over 20 pages of study notes for just one topic. In a way though it felt kind of good. I know, what the fuck am i saying? Maybe being Linda's bestfriend is finally taking effect on my studies. Her ways are rubbing off on me. How fucking gross. I hate being smart LOL.. no.. i dont... i just hate working on my smartness. I dont even need my smartness fr my career path. I cant believe i only have 12 years to go until ill be in London as a makeup artist :D:D its so soon, for real.

"No escaping gravity No escaping gravity No escaping gravity No escaping gravity"

I have to pee. I have to pee really bad. This morning i thought i peed the bed, but thank the fucking heavens it was just a dream. I would have killed myself. Literally. I cant wait until winter. I love winter. I love being able to wear my jumper at school without every single person questioning my actions because the cold gives me a reason to wear it (as if it looking good is not reason enough). I hope one day i meet Brian Molko. He is seriously the love of my life. It totally doesnt even matter if he is gay. I will totally transgender for him. Maybe I'll marry an equivalent of him.. but there is only ONE Brian Molko. I need to do my nails. They are sooo completely chipped. Cant wait to wear my new StudioFix fluid. I went up a shade :D from NW25 to NW30.. woooooh soundwave did my colour good. I miss moshing. I need it. Next year i hope the lineup is good. The mosh is my home.

The Art of being S.M.A.R.T pt.2

2010-02-19T02:01:00.000-08:00

OMG LOLL. i was meant to write my rules/guide (refer to title of post)
. Its like an acrostic poem :) im so helpful and smart :D teaching you young kiddies ENGLISH AND INTELLIGENCE ALL IN ONE lolllll.
HOW TO BE S.M.A.R.T

S- sell your soul to the devil
M- make love to your textbooks.. and PRETEND it feels awesome
A- aim for your teachers ass.. and shove your head up there. make sure youre quick though, someone else may get there before you
R- ruthlessness is key. Kill everyone. That way, nobody gets in the way of your smartness
T- try not to get caught when youre killing everyone

:D THE END

The Art of being S.M.A.R.T

2010-02-19T01:37:00.000-08:00

Quote of the day: "I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart... Baboom Baboom Baboom."
- Mel Brooks

Some people are seriously common-sense deprived.. like my brother. Just then, i was getting a bottle of water out of the fridge and i turn around and hes just standing behind me...
"Josh, why are you standing behind me?"
"I was waiting to put this back in the fridge!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ok can you relax? Why didnt you just walk around me??"
ok so, yeah some people are reallyy lacking in the common sense department. Either that or they are just plain stupid. My brother is not stupid by the way, hes just abit dumb.

I feel like people really need to pull their heads out of their asses sometimes. Especially people who think they are king shit. Bro, UR NOT. you live in the west. Ur more junkie that my garbage bin.
I started writing notes today, it felt really weird because i didnt know what i was supposed to do. Ive never written notes on school work before because im not really one of those people who do work for school outside of school hours.. i barely do it in school hours. And yeah after writing these notes i felt really good. might go write some more now. I really want to become a more nerdalicious person.. instead of a "FUCKEN FAT" person that some people say i am.. But then again, being a nerd doesnt mean i become skinny liek the person thats calling me "FUCKEN FAT" unless i forget to eat because im studying so hard because i am so nerdalicious...

So right now im eating a Pineapple and Raspberry Calippo Mini... 54 calories per serve.. if i live on these.. i could lose weight.. and they taste yum.. but then again, weight drops more when ur not eating ANYTHING BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHHHAH

Its kinda sad that certain people are such stupid idiots when they have so much potential to be normal. i feel sorry for them, because they think theyre normal, but they arent.
Its also kinda sad that i wasted so much time with idiots.. especially because i was naive enough (and possibly tricked) into thinking that these certain idiots were normal.. silly me

ok well sorry for the random blog. felt like writing something. hope this helps you feel better about ur life. BAHAHAH no.. kthnxbye

AND THE WORLD STOOD STILL

2010-02-13T22:53:00.000-08:00

Quote of the Day: “If you ask any lady they want to be taller, they want to be slimmer, you know, and they want a waist. I'm not here to make people look like a sack of potatoes.”
- Alexander McQueen 16th March 1969- 11 February 2010

R.I.P ALEXANDER MCQUEEN YOU BEAUTIFUL SOUL.

I just found out sadly ( via http://jpndoosh.blogspot.com) that one of the greats in the fashion world Alexander McQueen passed away. It was literally a total shock to my system.. I totally wish i had invested in one of his bags.. but seriously, if Anna Wintour rushes from a BBwhatever (tv channel, production company who fucking knows) interview or something after hearing of his death, you know this guy is legendary. Its so sad... and i feel so sad that i didnt feel the sadness with the rest of the world on thursday 11th.. i feel so fashion lagged.
So, because of this death, i would really like to dedicate this post to him, he was a total genius.. and i mean those shoes that he designed for Lady GAGA.. UH-MAAAAAAAZING. the world has lost an incredible being.

Being someone’s best friend is giving them a knife and trusting that they don’t jab you in the fucking back.

oh btw guys happy CNY! aka CHINESE NEW YEAR BIATCHES!! oh and yeah i know its valentines day too but who needs it when you ave red lanterns and DRAGON DANCERS YEAH??
and oh my jesus SOUNDWAVE IS IN EXACTLY ONE WEEK. are you wetting your pants yet?? i know i am ;)
sadly MCR wont be making an appearance anymore thanks to Gerard Way's fucked up vocal chords or something along those lines. what a dissapointment.. i mean J.E.W. is replacing.. but its just not the same.. ITS WORSE. oh well as long as nothing happens to Brian Molko's vocal chords ( PLACEBO FRONTMAN) then im happy.

DISCLAIMER: I am not saying J.E.W are a shit band.. i just LOVE MCR.. and im not saying that Gerard way is a pussy shit for not mannign the fuck up over his sore throat.. actually.. yeah i am!
p.s when i say J.E.W im not actually talking about a jew.. no i am not a nazi racist who is needing to start another holocaust ok!! J.E.W STANDS FOR JIMMY EAT WORLD. sorry guys for the misunderstanding (if there was any to begin with..)

Finally, i just want to add that i love NATASHA 'DUMBASS' LAY.. ok thanks :D sorry that ur shout out is at the wayyy bottom of my blog tash.. A. McQueen is priority LOL..

ciao bebe's

marilyn

2010-01-20T00:04:00.000-08:00

Quote of the Day: "Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."
- Marilyn Monroe

ok so i was bored. was googling Marilyn and so decided to do my rendition of her "look". no i dont look like her, i just like the makeup nshe wears/wore. and ps i will not be continuing my bday recap simply because CBF ! pps YES I KNW THERE IS ALOT OF FOTOS! lol

birthday sex pt.2

2010-01-12T18:42:00.000-08:00

hey lovely's! so first before i start off my rant i just want to give you my itinerary for my bday (yesterday) and hopefully by knowing this you will be able to follow my story abit better.

birthday eve night:

homemade dinner by the significant other
movies with the significant other
bedtime with the significant other

birthday morning:

breakfast at cafe i viaggi (or as i like to call it Vagina Cafe)
CITY to purchase bday pressie :D
further shopping and wandering around
loving it up in the park
late lunching/early dinner
watch The Lovely Bones

the eve of my birthday was beautiful. work, home shower, then bf time. Watching my boyfriend struggle to cook dinner for me (Fettuccine Alfredo with chicken and mushrooms) was hilarious and actually really adorable as he really wasnt a natural born chef. After finishing my bowl of pasta, which was suprisingly really yumm, i came to the realisation that i had in fact not been food poisoned and was still alive and well :D

The night soon rolled over into the day of January 12. After parading around in 4 different dresses and asking my bf's opinion on which one i should wear (he chose the wrong one LOL) we finaly made it out of the house at 11ish. Firtly i would just like to say that my previous experiences at Vagina Cafe have been really pleasant, which is why i returned on my birthday. However, the same fantastic time i had was not experienced on my birthday. So as usual i ordered my poached eggs; clearly stating to the waiter when asked what i would like i replied "could i get the poached eggs, umm a latte and a glass of water please". when recieving my order however, i realised that the poached eggs i received were not what i had ordered. Now when i ordered my breakfast i expected a plate of sauteed mushrooms, rocket leaves and 2 poached eggs on a piece of toasted rye bread (WHICH IS WHAT I GET EVERY SINGLE TIME I GO THERE!!) but instead, sitting on my plate was 2 pieces of white bread toast cut into 4 triangles and buttered along with two little measly watery poached eggs. I mean, i ate the god damn food because i work in the food industry and i know how fucking annoying it is to get a complaint from a customer but that really wasnt what i had ordered. I ordered the POACHED EGGS not the other option on the menu which was POACHED EGGS AND TOAST. fucken dumbass waiter fucken piee of shuit stupid cocksucking cockhead ruined my breakfast and i was fucking pissed off, because i dont eat breakfast very often so when i do.. I WANT TO GET WHAT I WANT OK!? anyways we paid and left ..

tune in for part 3 soon LOL.. cbf writing more. its too fucking hot

Birthday sex

2010-01-12T02:15:00.000-08:00

Quote of the day: "Party hard, get wasted and have a sweet hangover!"
- Fily :D

you guessed it bitches :D my 17th has finally arrived! time to get my p's, learn to drive, and be free!! (well still another 365 days til that last goal is truly accomplished..but still)
thankyou to the 55+ people that facebooked me birthday wishes. seriously wish i was bothered to name each of you but to be honest, cbf! lolll i really appreciate it and i love you all with everything i have :D

thankyou to my beautiful adorable ever so sexy wonderful reliable fantastic boyfriend and my milf of a sister for my M.A.C pressies i adore them!! :D
also a shoutout to JOVANA who shares this exact day with me for the exact same purpose :D andddd to Diana (check my links for her blog page) who shares this day because it is her HALF YEAR ANNI WITH PAULETTA :D

cbf uploading pics.. coz they are just of me and aaron lol but ill do it later. too hot right now. anyways im off. just wanted to share the joy.
17 FUCK YEAHHHHHH :D

LOL my look for linda

2009-12-17T18:18:00.000-08:00

yesyes no quote AGAIN! i will post up some goss like soon but like yesterday night i was inspired by this show that i love on Lifestyle YOU called Blush which is a makeup artist show and the artists had to do three looks.. well i was inspired by all three so i thought id attempy a combination of them all. the black brows are slightly uneven at the top i know but if i were to make them totally even i would of had to take of alot of makeup and reapply and seriously cbf. so yeah i hope you like it... just letting you know again THIS IS NOT A NORMAL MAKEUP LOOK I LOVE IT.. ITS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT I LOVE MAKEUP.. yes its not perfect.. its my first go but i think i did pretty good LOL :D

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - The fear of big words

2009-12-11T00:30:00.000-08:00

Quote of the day: "All i want is one day off without uglies and fatties."
- Ms. Sylvester from Glee

School is coming to an end.. for the year as well as in general. Its totally not sad. I'll laugh at all of those who cry on the last day because people if you were real friends you'd keep in touch no matter what and like seriously, take a picture of the school and frame it if you love the place so much! seriously.. I mean, its not like i hate school (although sometimes i may act that way). Its just that school and like, especially being in year 12 is so overrated. And like i mean im not going to go into great detail about why this is mostly because i cant really be fucked typing the amount of text that would be needed in order to explain but like just think about it.

Teachers always being like your in year 12 start acting like it when we are in term 4 of year 11. Like if you really seriously think, the teachers only call u year 12 when they want us to be good or whatever (which is exactly the same when it comes to teachers and loud/not very good students who are in the advanced classes. Like seriously saying "Your supposed to be the advanced class" to us in a loud voice isnt gunna make us change our behaviour or the volume at which we conversate! We're geniuses, not boring, characterless mute retards.)
This next one i must say i am guilty of myself. Students who get so stressed over their exams and assignments and cram in all their studying and then cry when they fail, dont pass etc ( that second part however i have never experienced. Even though i never study and procrastinate up to the last hours when it comes to assignments, im always getting good marks. Fluke?? I think not..) Like its not because youre in year12 and have a shitload more assignments, tests and content to learn.. its coz you are not knuckling down, studying and like being totally lifeless in your room with a book up your nose. Basically what im trying to say is when you fail its pretty much your own fault so stop complaining and like just try to improve for next time because i am sick of seeing people cry coz they got a b instead of an a or like full having a "slit my wrists" moment coz they came 3rd not second or whatevr. get over it and do better. and if you do shit then dont complain coz again its no ones fault but your own.

Anyways.. enough of that kabobble..
I feel like lately i have become totally, utterly and completely fascinated with the art of smoking (yes i did just refer to smoking as an art form). I mean seriously, it takes serious class from the smoker to pull off the smoking look without seeming too nasty, trashy, lung cancer-y and shit like that. please refer to

http://lesmokingimage.blogspot.com

like for reals and i am not joking.. i totally do not have a problem with smoking. the smell is sometimes even appealing to my senses especially when mixed with certain perfumes! I do have a fantasy about smoking.. that one day i will be able to smoke my heart out, look fabulous and carry every single thing that should be in my handbag (i.e car keys, house keys, cup of coffee, redbull can, sunglasses, book etc) in my hands while i am talking on my mobile and smoking a cigarette down the streets of London. all the while not suffering from the harsh and totally unfair effects of smoking. what a life.... that is seriously my ideal.
By the way, i am not saying that smoking is glamourous (actually yeah i am, some people can make it look beautiful and thats why i have such a love for it at the moment) but like seriously it really is bad for you. I mean, if there were no side effects like DYING maybe it would be fine but by all means i am not promoting smoking to anybody because over time that shit can seriously fuck you up.

anyways babies.. ciao xoxo

2009-11-30T22:22:00.000-08:00

AND BY THE WAY THE BOTTOM LOOK IS NOT A SILVER AND GREY/BLACK SMOKEY EYE OK!! IT IS A DARK BLUE AND BROWN SMOKEY EYE

FINAL LOOK!

2009-11-30T22:15:00.000-08:00

ok so like, i know i told linda that i was gunna have a natural look for look #6 and then today BBQ decided to have half face smokey half face natural.. but when i was applying this look i totally forgot about the half-half thing so here is a darker, smokier version of look 3. its reallyy dark in person but looks alot lighter in the fotos coz of the flash. and i know the size of the makeup on my eye at times can look HUGE but thats just coz i have big eyes too. i will definitely be downsizing the eye looks for dals as she is more asian than i am. anyways yeah, this is the final look. enjoy and cbox me! :D xoxoox
after this i will be blogging as per usual..
btw. YES I KNOW MY FACE LOOKS AWFULLY WHITE IN THIS LOOK. I USED A DIFFERENT FOUNDATION THAT I KNOW IS NOT MY COLOUR BUT I WAS LIKE WHATEVER COZ THE FOCUS IS ON THE EYES. lol

look #5

2009-11-30T01:33:00.000-08:00

ok so i just scratched my lower ee and now it really hurts. Damn it! anyways this is the 5th and SECOND LAST LOOK of dal's formal makeup series. this is sort of my attempt at combining gold and blue (her 2 feature colours) into her eye makeup. the gold inner eye on both eyes are not very even just because i rushed it a little because i have a music assignment due 2moro and as usual, i procrastinated like a motherfucker. so yeah enjoy and cbox me bitches ciao xoxo

ps. my eyelashes are naturally not that long so in these looks i apply 2-3 coats of mascara.. dalena is obviously going to be wearing fake lashes as well to add an extra level of depth to her look. I havent been putting fakies on for any of my looks because i just wash it off after i post up the blog and so it would be a waste. HOWEVER, if you would like to re-use ur lashes and you also want to wear mascara on your natural lashes, then do the following (if you already dont know what to do of course):
curl your lashes
apply ONE coat of mascara ONLY. ONE COAT ONLY
apply your fakies
apply 2 more coats of mascara (or as many coats as you feel necessary) on your NATURAL upper lashes.
try not to get any mascara on the fakies as this will decrease their longevity. so yeah, when you apply the mascara after the fakies, dont put the mascara on all the way along to the tip of your lashes, just until your natural lashes end. and to make your lashes look thicker:
apply mascara as close to the lashline as possible and "jiggle" the wand through your lashes in quick back and forth movement and slowly work your way up, (focusing on the lashline)

look #4

2009-11-29T01:28:00.001-08:00

ok so this look i feel is sort of a combination of look 1 and two. its very warm but like dark (in person.. the camera might not have picked up the darknesss of the makeup look). personally i love it.. would wear it on a night out but look 3 is still my number one favourite. This look is based on browns with a brown liner on the water line, brown liquid liner on the top lash line and even a brown mascara (SEXY CURVES by Rimmel OMG I LOVE THIS MASCAR SERIOUSLY YOU MUST TRY IT!! TDF IM TELLING YOU!!) and a light pink lip. anyways enjoy :) i took the picture in different lights and settings on my camera so like, yeah to find which light looked best. they all looked prety good to me but you be the judge. yeah foto quality isnt that good for this look SORRY GALS AND GUYS

look #3

2009-11-28T02:22:00.000-08:00

ok so like, i know im supposed to be basing dals' makeup look on her jewelery (GOLD) but i couldnt help doing something more outrageous! this is inspired by her clutch which will be blue. this is by farrr my favourite look to date although i highly doubt she will choose it for her formal look. I dont blame her.. wayy too cool for just a fairvale formal. anyways hope you like it.

look #2

2009-11-27T01:41:00.000-08:00

ok so here is the second look for dals. Its alot darker and less subtle. There is still the gold inners (tearduct area inner 1/4) but instead of the coppers and bronze tones ive opted for a sweep of charoal instead which is alot more dramatic especially in the socket bone area. There are 2 looks here. although the same overall colours and design, one is with an eyeliner and the other is not.
KEY: TOP 2 FOTOS ARE WITH EYELINER ON TOP LASHLINE BOTTOM 4 FOTOS NO LINER!!

both have quite rosy cheeks and a pinky nude lip (keep reading for how to make a ready-when-you-are nude lippy)

ok so to make a quick and easy nude lippy that is enough for one application (meaning you dont need to buy a 40-50$ stick of colour if nudes arent your thing or if you hardly wear lipstick! realisticly, it would be a total waste of money) all you need are two "ingredients".

* liquid or mouse concealer-NOTHING POWDERED as it will seperate (or alternatively you can use a mouse or liquid foundation IN YOUR COLOUR OF COURSE!)
* a very pliable lip balm or clear gloss - i use lucas pawpaw ointment but you can also use lip therapy by nivea or vaseline..

ok so apply a little of your foundation/concealer and a little of your lipbalm/glosson the back of your hand and mix together with either a toothpick, a lipbrush or just your finger. and trust me you only need a little of each because remember when you combine them the amount of product you end up with will be double. Also make sure there are equal amounts foundo:balm. Then all you do is apply and pucker up bitches ;). now with this nude base you can always add a touch of lip stain or pinky gloss just to make your lips a little rosy, which is what i hve done in the above look.

2009-11-26T21:52:00.000-08:00

dals second makeup look is in a few hours! but first i would just like to say (about the makeup looks) that although i am applying makeup to my whole face, i am really only focusing on the eyes so the cheek and foudation may not be perfect or anything coz the eyes is what im yeah focusing on .. BUT HER CHEEK AND FACE WILL BE GOOD ON THE DAY! lol

for dals bebe

2009-11-26T02:51:00.000-08:00

ok so no quote. this is just a picture blog.. a plog?
anyways.. makeup look1 for dalena's formal look (I WILL POST UP MORE EVERYDAY UNTIL .. TUESDAY.. then she will pick :D) its a mixture of golds,coppers,bronze's and chocolate browns in the crease aswell as a semi-nude lip and subtle cheek. i put it with the black liner but may change it to brown as it will go better with the overall look.. but yeah.. so yeah here it is. stay tuned for like the rest of the looks.. HOPE I IMPRESSED YOU DALS ;) xoxo

FOTOS OF EPIC WEEKEND!

2009-11-18T01:51:00.000-08:00

not bothered to post all fotos of my weekend but they are on my FACEBOOK! check it out YO!
xoxoxo

The art of makeup

2009-11-18T01:30:00.000-08:00

Quote of the day: "Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty."
- Derek Zoolander

ok so just an fyi. the above pictures that seem to be luvo's are actually pictures of the makeu look i did which was inspired by mary-kate&ashley style makeup; a brown/warm chocolate slightly smokey eye (their makeup next to mine.. close enough LOLand alot more wearable for everyday) oh and btw ashley is the one to the right, mary kate has a similar look but alot more darker with colder browns on her eyes.. i liek it but would have taken too long to get that buildup of darkness i guess..

ANYWAYS blog about the epic weekend!

SATURDAY was as you know, Mc.Happyday! I did facepainting because i am tres creative with faces these days lol. We raised over 700$ which was awesome coz all we did was facepainting, hair spraying, raffles a giant dalmatian and normal donations (unlike outside maccas who had FAILED Aus. Idol stars and Brazilian Dancers and Dj etc). It was an awesome day although there was a crisis or two.. Then caught the train in to the city woohooo

so like, SUNDAY was tres fun. YES THE GIG AT ST. JOEYS! although our performance pretty much sucked shit bigtime (because of lack of proper soundcheck and not being in time because we didnt think out our start properly) it was still heaps fun and i still rekon we rocked it etcetc and the chicken kebab-y skewers were really yummyy!! STAYED IN THE CITY THAT NIGHT and looked after maximilian who is now 7months old! i know they grow so fast lol

MONDAY was extreme heat (well it turned out not to be that extreme but whatever) so i stayed in the city with my sister and max and we went to... BONDI JUNCTION! to spend money! bought some lovely makeup brushes by Artiste (which i used to produce the above makeup look) and also had some yummy organic orange juice which for a tiny cup cost 5.50$ but it was worth it coz it was yumm!! and we also bought some organic orange cake (which i dont like but my sister is obsessed with) from the same organic food stall.. turns out the cake tasted alot like soysauce and oranged so it found a new home in the garbage!

AHAHHA well that is all for now.. gunna go have a shower and wash all this makeup off my face and blowdry my hair and watch CRIMINAL MINDS WHICH I LOVE! :D psychotic but really awesome

ciao babies xx

cont.

2009-11-16T22:40:00.000-08:00

oh and just to add a few beautiful quotes stated today by our fashionista danzo

"Who cares about this dumb bitch?!"
"Just fucking stab her!"

lmfao at me rewinding him and playing and danny laughing like a motherfucker :D

LOL
we have your back tash ;) G.FORCE! roflss

Whats left to ponder?

2009-11-16T22:06:00.000-08:00

Quote of the day: "Taste my pain, bitch!"
- Hansel (Zoolander)

What a weekend!! Bruno and babies and Bondi Jnc. and gigging (although gigging was not the greatest success, it was still fun as hell!)

ok so i just had a little mouth vomit LOL.. but anyways came on here to write about some very important issues facing teenage girls these days!

as BBQ associate said in his blog earlier (http://jpndoosh.blogspot.com - DANZO)

its really not right for people to write something directly to another person on their blog with full intentions of being obvious about who they are talking about without actually putting the persons name in it! i mean seriously, i know ive done it before (with larisa LOL me and her blogwars once upon a time) but like its really stupid and immature. SAY WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY DIRECTLY TO THE PERSON WHO YOU ARE SAYING IT TO! dont play stupid mindgames which in a sense are not actually games at all because we all know who you are talking about! And yes, incase we were all wondering i am talking about lynh's latest blog about my other BBQ associate NATASHA DUMBASS LAY. ok lynh what is with all the blog-drama and the raw emotions? like cant you say it to natasha's face? You guys never had trouble confronting her in person before.. and like, seriously, wasnt jf already pretty much no longer together? and have you thought that maybe the reason why tash now prefers to be with us (THE FAB 5) is not only because we are like some of her closest friends but also because we dont make her feel bad about doing the things she wants to do and we dont set out to make her feel guilty or unhappy about silly immature things like sitting with us (especially not via blog) and we adore the DUMBASS for who she is and dont have group interventions about how and why we think (we dont btw tash) she has changed etcetc..

ok lynh so before you go writing another blog please just think about that. Im not trying to be a bitch, although the comments i have made may have sounded bitchy but yeah. Im just saying what needs to be said. And because you put ur feeling sin a blog i felt as though mine should be in one too but if any jf girls feel the need to discuss this with me in person i am happy to. And one last word guys, before you judge others over a situation, think about what you have done in the past to make them act that way yes?

and like DANZO said, we are not a group. we are individuals connected like dots.
i love you guys :D
anyways braindrained from typing. will discuss my uber weekend later tonight
ciao xx

lynhs outpour on tash: http://underneathasmile.blogspot.com/

I dont care what you think, as long as it's about me

2009-11-12T00:47:00.000-08:00

Quote of the day: "Sister im not much a poet, but a criminal. And you never had a chance."
- My Chemical Romance

Hii!!!!! I know its been a while. I actually came on just to let out a HUGE notice on Swimming In Bricks' (aka The Bricks) latest gig! 15th November, Sunday.. BITCHES IT WILL GO OFF!
ALREADY planning my makeup for the day.. im thinking a purple and gold eye with a bluye liner and LOTS OF LASHES! either that or a gold and brown with subtle lashes.. i think ill be going for option a :D (fotos of option a above.. although it looks better in person and the picture is of a rushed job). We will be covering MCR's "Thankyou for the venom".. and theres gunna be lots of good vibes so come and be our groupies :D St. Josephs College, Hunters Hill.

Oh and incase you have not noticed already, this is not another emo post. Sad days are over... for now. Just wanna shoutout to Jelena my love.

I LOVE YOUR HEAD SERIOUSLY

and BBQ, love youse all :D

just making this one a short one..
oh and btw am soo obsessed with
http://olsensanonymous.blogspot.com Seriously check it out i am in love :D
and oh fuck MichellePhan.. check out
http://www.youtube.com/user/pixiwoo?blend=1&ob=4
http://www.youtube.com/user/pixi2woo?blend=1&ob=4

these 3 ladies are seriously my teachers in my new career path so far. fuck i love them <3

anyways ciaociao sexy mammi's xx

Thinking of you often and of ways to make you happy

2009-10-18T01:26:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone."
- Audrey Hepburn

What do you do when you don't know what to do any longer?? Life is sad. It tricks you into believing everything is fine or that things will be fine through the use of non-real scenario's (well obviously they are real because they are happening to you.. bu you get what im trying to say.) that totally and completely without a doubt play some sort of weird reverse psychology on your brain and leave you not the way you should be. Dont know what im talking about? Yeah, me neither. I mean, maybe i do but i just dont care anymore so i might as well just not know what im talking about. Still dont have a clue? Ditto.

Why cant everything just be fine? Like, actually fine. Not just pretend, fake smiles type of fine. Like really really really fine.

Fake smiles are like fake tan. They are believable to an extent. Afterwards they fade, and the facade is over. The you are just your old white pasty self all over again.

People say everything happens for a reason. Tree's grow so we can breathe, babies are made to populate the earth etc. But what happens when you cant find a logical reason (or any reason whatsoever for that matter) for certain events that seem to turn your life upside down? Was there a reason for that? If so.. please let me know asap.

I got sent this thing on facebook the other day, it was some video about how god loves everyone and god exists and all that blahblah fuckhead information. If god existed why does he allow things like this to happen? Like i get it, adam and eve ate from the forbidden tree (apparently) but like, seriously. That was just over A LONG FUCKING TIME AGO! can god get ove3r it and move on and like start doing things such as stopping wars and keeping people alive? Fuck god. He doesnt do shit. Stanley Lindquist once said- “ God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons we could not learn in any other way. The way we learn those lessons is not to deny the feelings but to find the meanings underlying them." Well boys and girls, Stanley Lindquist is a dumbass lying motherfucker.

Anyways there is my depressing post. Incase you havent noticed, I am not the most happiest person in the world at the moment. One day ill stab myself in the face and it will hurt but maybe ill just laugh because ill find it funny. I dunno.

However even through my blackhole, i just wanna say i love you luka. Thanks for making me smile :) your the only one i didnt fake it with today. And i hope you enjoyed your chocolate sundae.

Who said romance was dead?

2009-10-15T00:56:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "So it's not gonna be easy. It's going to be really hard; we're gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, everyday. You and me... everyday"
- Noah; The Notebook

Tummy fluterring. None stop smiling. Forever and ever babes
Ever had one of those days where you spent so long in bed with the person who you want most in the world that you literally forgot what time it was?
Ever had one of those moments when the person who you want most says ily and you smile so wide you feel if you dont stop your face is going to split in half from the tension built up from your intense smile? When those words come out of their mouth and all you wanna do is kiss them forever and ever and ever? Be with them forever and ever? When those words come out of their mouth, all the shit things that happened in the past seem like they were never there?

yeah, you could say today was an especially good day.

ciao babies xx

happy days and dumplings

2009-10-13T00:37:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "I love you more than penises!!!"
- Little Britain USA

YEARLIES ARE OVER MOTHERFUCKERS!( although this statement if a little bit late being delivered, i still felt the need to inform you all anyways :D ) and holidays are here! And yes, these holidays have been extremely eventful to say the least. So might as well update you.

PARTIES-
yes i have been described these holidays as a party animal! Tash's and Sam's 17th on Oct.3 was intense. Went off like a motherfucker, so much that the cops decided they wanted to join! ahhwelll theres always someone who wants to be a party pooooper! The following weekend was Christina's and Jan's 17th at Christinas house. Had a slow start but once it started happening, it REALLY HAPPENED! Went off as well. Too bad had to leave early coz dragan and his license grrr but still got home pretty late. FUCKEN P PLATE LAWS!
anyways both parties wentt off liek no 2moro. met people who are now my official partying homies, including my bestfriend shinta <3 style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); font-size:180%;" >

CAREER PATH- MAKE UP ARTIST!!!!!!

DEVASTATING HOLIDAY MOMENT-
when i came to realisation that my favourite natural nailpolish colour: Pink Silhouette by AVON has taken in so much air that when applied it has gone bubbly like no 2moro. OMG i almost cried! whateverr, jasmina (my supplier) will get me a new one so crisis averted. But until then, must resort to using cheaper and uglier *but similar* colour by some brand from an asian shop... VERY LOW QUALITY might i add.. *sigh

HIGHLIGHT OF THE HOLIDAYS-
Today, spending the whole entire day with the significant other. Had the best time in a longggg time. Forgot how fun it used to be spending time with eachother because we havent done it in a while. Always busy or fighting or whatever. Havent laughed so much in ages. In love :)\

anyways gunna go try my new stuff i bought woohoo :D
ciao babies xx

2009-09-23T22:49:00.000-07:00

scratch what i said yesterday.
Life is shit, regardless

Can you feel the love tonight?

2009-09-22T23:45:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: “The meaning of life is contained in every single expression of life. It is present in the infinity of forms and phenomena that exist in all of creation.” - Michael Jackson

Today was.. is an absolutely awesome day. Waking up to a dust-storm was the most surreal feeling.. then going back to sleep until 1.30pm made my day complete. I mean, i deserved the well needed sleep in. When i woke up, decided to watch my favourite concert dvd of all time - Michael Jackson LIVE IN BUCHAREST 1992. Jeez, what a loss. I still cannot get over his passing. It is sooo sad still. Anyways, after that, went on the internet and updated myself on the lives of my fellow bloggers. After reading the blogs of Bui and Linda and Tash, i came to realisation that i am features in ALL of their blogs! DO YOU FEEL THE LOVE? Davids little paragraph about me was the best though. I swear that guy can make me smile ALL the time. He's one of the strangest, loudest, music-obsessed, CHICKEN HAIRED, most beautiful and funny people i know. Anyways, this is an excerpt (using music prelim exam jargon LOL! which leads me to say that YEARLIES ARE HERE! although ive finished my exams for the week, ive still got 4 to go next week.. no ii havent been studying, except for 1/2hour on PD. Its not that im lazy, its just that you feel more satisfied knowing that youve beat people who have spent their whole highschool life tudying for prelims.. and all youve done is 1/2hour for one subject) from his most recent blogpost-

"Swear to god, I'm having a Steph Maher moment, this must be what it feels like when she thinks of fashion, or glamorous things to say and do. Then turn around the moment after and start swearing going off her head about something some 'bimbo' did in the waiting line at Macca's. I think this should be documented as the 'Maher Phenomenon'. Sounds scientific, does it not?"

awww david thinks i do and say glamorous things.. he thinks im glamorous!! i love him (:

Speaking of love, my lovely significant other just put down a deposit for a Lancer Evo 8 or whatever.. its hot i guess... but its red. BLACK CARS FOR THE WIN

My hair smells nice, like Palmolive. I feel so fresh fresh fresh thanks to my ultimate cold shower! My nails are hot pink too... I have the rest of the week free, i feel freshmatic (LOL AIR FRESHENER) my house is quite, ive slept over 12 hours (which is a first), i feel happy, my legs are shaved.. Life is Good.

http://buiwashere.blogspot.com visit it!

ciao babies xx

OMG PLACEBO!

2009-09-17T03:45:00.000-07:00

FUCKING GOD I LOVE PLACEBO!
was browsing other blogs (cynthias; which i hghly recommend you all read. its an absolute smashing blog!) and came across in one of her posts a placebo song- SONG TO SAY GOODBYE.. lovelovelove that song.. love ALL their songs. forgot i had that type of love for a band.. i love them *sigh.. have 4 of their albums ON CD but icant find one of them -meds- my favourite of their albums EVER.. i think my sister stole it. anyways.. here is my life according to placebo:

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions.

Pick Your Artist:
Placebo- foreverrrrr and everr

Are you a male or female:
Nancy boy

Describe Yourself:
Lady of the Flowers

How do you feel:
Bionic

Describe where you currently live:
In the cold light of morning

If you could go anywhere where would you go?
The bitter end

Your Favourite Form of Transportation:
Space Monkey

Your Best Friend is:
Pierrot the clown

What's the weather like:
English summer rain

Favourite Time of Day:
Pure morning

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Sleeping with ghosts

What is life to you:
teenage angst

Your last relationship:
Bruise Pristine

Your fear:
Broken Promise

What is the best advice you have to give:
Follow the cops back home

Thought for the day:
Without you im nothing

Sex with my guitar

2009-09-17T02:46:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "The queen said she wished it was me that broke into her bedroom."
- Russel Brand

Sometimes i wish i was short. Like, not completely midgetised, but at least shorter than most guys. Shoret enough to wear heels around most guys and still be at least a couple inches shorter than them. My life officially sucks ass. NOT

two hours until i can watch the Mtv VMA's!!! FINALLY THERE IS A REPEAT ON THAT I CAN WATCH!! cant wait to see lady gaga and taylor swifts nasty sour possum/squirrel face. Shes so nasty ahahaha totally deserved what kanye did. *sigh* my hero LOL!

similar but 100% more awesome website than overheard.com -->

http://www.overheardatthebeach.com

and oh em gee like saturday is 2DAYS AWAY! hope we rock it. i love you guys!! the best ever especially kevin and my spanish hombre daniel (aka enrique aka lopez)

ANTHONY WON PROJECT RUNWAY! FUCK I LOVE HIM! FABULOUS JUST LIKE ME :D

anyways. all for today, just little bits of random thoughts..
ciao babies xx

Party and bullshit

2009-09-10T23:00:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"
- Douglas Adams

Hola my babies! i know 2 days in a row blogging.. crazy shit. ANYWAYS, just wanted to update youse all on this website that i just cannottttttt STOP LAUGHING AT!.. its almost as good as fmylife.com seirously im not kidding. so yeah thats the main reason why im blogging, so i can post the site before it totally escapes my memory. so here it is-

http://www.overheardthem.com/

ok like an example ..

Teenage girl: I can't figure out if he's gay or straight. Maybe he's, like, an equal-opportunity kind of guy?
20-something girl: Oh yeah, like, "Bring me your penises! Bring me your vaginas! None shall be turned away!"

Cheerleader #1: Girl, are you still on that all-water diet?
Cheerleader #2: Mmhmm.
Cheerleader #1: Girl, you better watch, you're gonna die from that shit.
Cheerleader #2: It don't matter if I'm dyin' skinny.

DO YOU SEE HOW LOL IT IS?! anyways.. pd was funny today.. there was this one part.. too explicit to write on here.. but it was funny.. sad but funny LOL

anyways im off.. only blogged to give website
ciao babies xxx

HOLA MY BABYS (:

2009-09-10T04:25:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "Miss, how fast do you run?"
- Soni (LEGAL STUDIES CLASS 09)

OMG my babies hi! have dearly missed blogging, but felt the need to distance myself from the blogging world. turns out ive been missing out on alot of goss. anyways, coming to the point, im blogging to vent some shit out of my system. and omg i love nicole richie (refer to above photograph)

1) YEARLIES!!- no like relax im not stressed, just not bothered. what a waste of time. i mean, you are at school for most of your year as a student and now they wanna sit you down for 2-3 hours straight twice a day for 3-5 days a week for 2 weeks? i mean, talk about aching ass cheeks yeah? seriousllyyyyyy.. ERRGH! if theres onew thing that i seriously cant stand (well theres alot of thing and PEOPLE for that matter that i cant stand but thats besides the point) its pointless exams such as these... i mean its such a load of crap! ANYWAYS

2) have i ever mentioned before how much i love and adore my other half?? my beautiful, sexy as pie, sweet, lovely, deep voiced lovebug? yes well I DO. shocking as it may seem to some people who know me (and who know how i speak of my other half) i am totally having a 'heart on fire' type of moment.. and this "moment" has been going on for some time now LOL anyways yeah thought id share.

3) was just reading this guys blog (aka Dr. Love aka. Buiwashere's older bro) and fuck is that guy funny and totally clever! i mean the way he blogs is insanely confusing at first because its not something you are used to, bu once you get the hang of it, fuck its good! Dearest David my baby i am totally in awe of your bro. he is like one of the funniest people i have ever gotten the chance to.. read(?) hahaha anyways yeah

4) STILL HAVING AN OBSESSION WITH ALL THINGS MEXICAN! porque no las dos?
anyways all for now.. feel like having alone time with my ipod in my room.
ciao my babys (: xxxxx

HOLA MUCHACHAS!

2009-08-26T01:47:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler"
- Albert Einstein

Hi my babys!! before you all freak out, NO i am not going nerdalicious on you all by quoting Mr. Einstein, just he knows his shit (although the nerd look would suit me LOL)

Just wanna say a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEXY MAMA TAKE OUT THE MAMA LINDA THI HONG SON! by beautiful baby girl from camboland who is my love f my life ...(foto is from before linda arrived.. we was bored y0! and yes i know the foto is abit blurry OK! we dunno how to be pro photographers yet... BARBiECREWo9

anyways, yes so recap of the past however many days:
1) took out my other piercing.. yesyes it is the end of an era. Now all thats left is to wait for the scars to heal..aww i miss my metal!!!! totally devastated but oh well, shall i re-pierce? we shall see.

2) I HAVE LIKE ALMOST 2CM OF REGROWTH ON MY HEAD! OH MY GOD. DIE DIE DIE! but its ok.. will dye my hair again in a month or so.. not long now

3) I AM OFFICIALLY GUNNA BE ONE OF THEM SKINNY HO'S!! yesyes i started on monday people. all thanks to my bffl #1 shinta baby princess love who motivated me to start this whle weight loss get health thing before summer comes! so anyways, this is whats up. im on a strict eating & workout regime for 3 months until november 24. this regime consists of morning and afternoon run/jog/walks, ZERO CARBS AND REFINED SUGARS, 2L of water/day, eating breakfast, etcetc. its intense, i want jim beam chips so bad, i want rice so bad.. BUT I CANNOT! i must be a skinny ho, i must be a skinny ho, i must be a skinny ho (thats my mantra)

LOL. anyways, crazy lady is mad so i better stop blogging... maybe another day yes mamacita's? CIAO MAMA'S!

p.s incase you havent noticed, im loving spanishness!!.. actually,, mexican-ness (: ahhh ALEJANDRO <3

Ginger

2009-08-04T22:57:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "I'd love to kiss you, but i just washed my hair."

-Bette Davis

Hey baybuhs! long time no blog. hahaha yes well incase the photographs did not make it apparent (which btw i am so sorry about that nasty little face of mine!just got back from school, no time to pretty-fie myself or make myself look semi human LOL), i am officially no longer a brunette. And although it was sad to see my hair fall out in the salon after the almost 5hour process, this is only the beginning of my hair transformation so stay tuned! (:

OMG total update on my new ilovefood food product! Jim
Beam salt and pepper chips. omg i ate one and i DIED DIED DIED!!! no its not a
chip like a hot chip its a chip like a potato crunchy yummy "packet of chips"
chip. AND IT IS TO DIE FOR!

There had also been a recent loss in my life. RIP my surface piercing on my left boob. So sad so sad but my body was rejecting it and i was risking infection. Right side might have to come out soon too.. i am devo but what can u do? Pondering whether or not to get them redone once the scars heal..

ok so the realllllllll reason why i am deciding to blog today after a 100year dryspell is to let off a little steam.. nono not steam.. im not angry.. just mother fucking pissed off and over it to the max!

ok so like seriously what i realllyyy would love to know is why some people these days are soo completely fucked up!And i ont mean fucked up liek do drugs drink blahblah i mean fucked up like they were dropped on their head when they were babies and now they have turned out to be immature, loud, obnoxious and utterly stupidStupidSTUPID attention seeking unintelligent human beings who are a waste of space.

ur pobably wondering who im talking about?

So theres a group of 4 girls in my year. Lets just call them thing 1,2,3 and 4. Thing 1 aka miss attitude (*or should i say miss trying really hard to show people that she has an attitude) is the bffl of thing 2 who thinks that she is a cool outspoken opinionated person that is loved by everyone. Thing 3 and thing 4 are also bffls. Thing 3, the sister of thing 2 isnt that bad but she tends to just follow the other things. (I wont be saying much about 3 as im not bothered by her. i dont mind her.) Thing 4 on the other hand, a whole 'nuther story. Similar to thing 2 she also thinks that she is a cool and outspoken person who is loved and adored and respected by everyone.

Things 1,2 and 4 are the real problems in this litte group of brainless friends. They only ever act up, create a scene, or act loud rude and obnoxious when they know that:

a) they are with one another

b) they have an audience

c) they are a safe distance away from the person/people they are being smartasses to.

now i dont understand a few things...

ONE. If you all were the major hardasses that you think you are, why dont you ever say things to my face right infront of me instead of either saying it as you walk past me while im in a conversation with someone else or while youre sitting a few rows behind me in class? Youse are fucken pussies.

TWO. Why is it that if youre ever "telling someone off" that you are never alone? you are always with one another? Is it because you cant fight ur own fights? or is it because youse are fucken pussies?
THREE. Why do youse think that you are all that when quite clearly you all arent? The whole world doesnt love you.. youre all annoying tryhard idiots who are totally clueless when it come to things other than the pathetic non existent imaginary dreamland that you have all conjured up in your puny brainless heads.

oh and a special msg to things 1 and 2. GET OVER YOUSELVES! Firstly thing 1, you dont have an attitude so stoop trying to have one! what are you trying to prove? Its stupid and its pointless and it makes people disike you even more that hey already do.It doesnt suit you so stop trying so hard. And thing 2, youur unnecessarily loud and highpitched 1000 octave high voice annoys the crap out of me. The whole world does not need to hear you everytime yu say omg or everytime you laugh. We arent interested! Oh and its kind of funny when you talk about marriage and having a husband and blahblahblah cuz i dont know what guy would marry you.. and even if by some miracle you manage to find a guy who was willing to marry you, i doubt the marriage would last.. you would do his head in way too much. And anyways thats besides the point! Why are you always talking about love and marriage and shit liek you know so much? You havent even experienced having a real bf..

anyways im done talking about this. If things 1 2 3 and4 read this and realise who they are (and i hope you do) and you have something to say about what i have written, say it to my face yeah? Dont go talking to one another and vaguely hinting what i have written to one another while i am in the same 3metre space as you. Dont be fucken pussies. and incase you are thinking why i myself have not said all this to your face, it is because i simply do not think your tiny little brains wqould be able to comprehend everything all at once and id rather not waste my time as you would probably just try and scream over me anyways as a way to intimidate me which would probably resut in me punching you in the face which i would rather not do as i am not a violent person.

Oh and one more thing. Incase you all have not noticed, your laughs are more retarded than mine. So i dnt see why you feel the need to mock my laugh when yours is so much more retarded, disturbing and entertaining.

anyways im off. gunna go drink some oj yumm

WHERES MY BIG MAC?!

2009-07-11T03:26:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "Can you imagine what i would do if I could do all i can?"

- Prince

my ears are popping. it doesnt hurt anymore but its bloody annoying.I wish i was a witch. or like have magic or something. everything would be so ladida (: beautiful.

i wanna go to the aquarium. fishies woowoowooo and the zoo and luna park okays LOL.

i feel so bored lately. hmms. i went shopping with the other half yesterday. only spent 50$. im so proud of me. thats gunna be my limit from now on. 50$ a week not including necessities. coz like i gtta start saving for driving and shit. errrr oh and massive shopping day with all 3 bffl's.

anyways not bothered to type so nerhnerh

peace and love. gonna go call shinta :D

2009-07-05T03:58:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "You've changed so much. I guess that's what happens. I wish you knew how much you changed me. I wonder if I've changed you, if your life is different because of me. Because mine's different."

- Author Unknown.

The foto is a golden oldie.. 1 1/2.. 2 years old i think. and yes if u look closely you will see my shorts were not exactly pulled all the way LOL.

I find it amazing how different things can become in a matter of months.I find it amazing how after nearly a year things still stay the same. Its kind of funny isnt it. The things you wish would be different,better, they never change and the things that you want to remain forever ultimately disappear or are so 'barely there' that they might as well have disappeared.

Today didnt feel right. For starters i woke at up 10 on a sunday when i started work at 12. Is that even legal? NO JOKE. Everyday hasnt felt right for exactly 7months and 13days. They say it gets better with time. Time has past and its only gotten worse. Did 'they' lie?

Lying. –noun
1.
a false statement made with deliberate intent to deceive; an intentional untruth; a falsehood.

Its incredible the audacity some people have to lie to your face. I mean hypothetically, if a certain someone was in a relationship with another certain someone for over a year, isnt the other someone at least entitled if not have the total right to be told the truth by the first certain someone in the first place regardless of what the outcome may be? That situation is only hypothetical ofcourse. It makes you think doesnt it. But even so, what is there to think of? Isnt it common courtesy.. common sense even? Sense maybe not in all cases. Courtesy? Definitely. Do you sometimes feel like the person who is supposed to put you in their 'top favourites' of their life only pretends to care just to shut you up abit? So they dont have to deal with you? Hypothetically.

And hypothetically, if there were
a group of little girls with little brains at your school in your yeargroup who
insisted on acting like hardasses and sending the immature insults of a 5 year
old your way,(if you would consider uneducated,irrelevent,amateur and childish
remarks such as loudly repeating a word you had said then laughing aloud in the
hopes you would hear it and to gain attention an insult at all) would you feel
like punching them all out with brass knuckles? I mean seriously, how hardcore
must you be if you have to be 5 metres away from someone in order to to make the
slightest remark that concerns them? The only reason why i havent done anything
about this hypothetical situation is of couse becaue if i did, all of those
little girls with little brains may or may not need a couple tissues to cry on.
And wouldnt that be a waste of tissues? I just hate wasting. Which is why this
hypothetical situation upsets me. These little girls with little brains are a
waste of space on this earth. Instead of cutting down on children per family in
China, just kill these poor excuses of life.

anyways thought id shed some light on some issues, hypothetical and all.

peace and love. gunna go make a call (:

Oh what a feeling

2009-07-01T04:01:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "Ben Im bored. Tell me a joke."
- Jasmin's txt message to Ben.

So im talking to Larisa on msn and we are talking about how i finnaly got my blog going again. Anyways we were talking about how it feels which brought me upon this topic: What do those simple,everyday feelings that we human beings take for granted actually feel like??

TOTAL RELIEF AND ORGASMICATING PLEASURE AND SATISFACTION ROUNDED OFF WITH IMMENSE EMBARRASMENT
youve been holding ur piss for agessss like 5 days straight and then like ur standing in line to go to a public toilet and ur just about to go to the toilet and u cant hold ur pee any longer so u let it go

youre at a huge work dinner full of important potential clients (or at a dinner with the in laws, people to impress) and it all goes silent as people start to eat when you let out an insanely loud and unecessarily long fart.

ABSOLUTE EGO-CRUSHING SHAME
youve had a fight with a customer at work over something that you know you are right about but they insist you are not. you call your manager/supervisor confidently, believing that they will be on your side but instead just comply with the bitch customers complaints and request because they arent bothered to argue. You are then left to serve the customer after your manager waks away

COMPLETE PANIC RESULTING IN THE FABRICATION OF STORIES IN ORDER TO SAVE YO' ASS.
your friends are looking through your mobile phone and open your 'videos' which to their total suprise contains footage of "8inch chocolate stick". you quickly say that it is your dads and he told you to delete it but you forgot.

being busted with another womans bra in your car by your girlfriend. You "confess" that it was your friend Garry who borrowed your car the other night and you reassure your gf that you havent cheated.

ANGER ON A WHOLE NUTHA LEVEL
taking your shoes off in the house then walking in and stubbing ur toe on one of the legs of te kitchen table.

TOTAL STRUGGLE TO NOT LAUGH (FAKE SYMPATHY + UNDERSTANDING)
someone tells you their dog has died. You pat thew owner on the arm and give them a sympathetic 'i care and it will be ok' smile all the wqhile you are laughing inside because you never really liked their dog in the first place as it was mean and ugly and picked on your dog and barked too much a night and the owner had a piece of green stuff stuck in the middle of their teeth.

anyways. thats all i could think of. My favourite is the pee one. MSN ME OR FACEBOOK ME if you have any more feelings or examples of feelings that you think are good (:

peace and love gonna go read more of my book. Didnt read much the other night, only a few pages. But its getting good bro LOL

JEZEPHEN

2009-06-30T04:48:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: “In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe.”

- Michael Jackson 1958-2009

since my last post i;

Cut my fringe so now i have "bangs"
Was denied by the ranting asian bitch my right to paarty hard
Got my L's (big smiles)
Had a major thumb infection which resulted in the massacre-ation of my thumb by my crazy little asian doctor.Who knew doing your nails could bring on so much fucken pain?
Cried for 2 days (with restbreaks) after finding out my beloved Michael Jackson had passed away. No no i wasnt the most crazed fan and no i dont have every single album he has released (i have 1) but i know pretty much all his songs. His music was beautiful, he was a beautiful person. Fuck the child molestation allegations! I seriously dont think he did it. This huge tragedy has really shed some light on that saying - You dont know what you have until its gone. He was really a legend. One could only dream and hope to aspire to become someone half as incredible as he was and will continue to be forever.
Took my brother to the airport. He's going to England. Yep. MOTHER FUCKEN BADASS ENGLAND WHERE I WOULD KILL TO BE.
Watched Marley & Me with the significant other. I loved it. Made me laugh and cry (the movie, not the significant other)
Bought a book. 'The art of undressing'.. looks hectik.. soom to be read. I shall give updates.

So, im currently doing not that much. Dazed and Confused. I have this movie thing in Newtown 2moro with my class. Should be good. I think im having a crisis.. but im not sure yet so when i do know.. ill be sure to let you all know. Im starting to wonder if we are all meant to end up the way we do. Its not fate, i know that. But maybe its something else.. just the way things are supposed to be. The balance? Is that fate? What is fate anyways? Fuck this sentimental shit LOL.

peace and love. gonna go read (H)

ps. please download the following:

Will you be
there- Michael Jackson.

The most amazing song in the history of time. Have been loving it for 9 years to date.

WHAT THE F.

2009-06-21T03:54:00.000-07:00

bro whats up with the blog thing man? i cant change my font.. colour or like size of it.. all i can do is bold and italics... and my tagbox and everyone elses tagbox's arent showing up.. ONLY LARISAS IS FOR SOME REASON!! :@
was gunna blog about my uber week lol.. but this shit is making me not happy so fuck it.
you will hear from me when it is fixed! errrrr :@:@:@

Elisa Toffoli

2009-06-13T03:41:00.000-07:00

no quote today.. just letting everyone know of my knew love for like this totally hot ass policeman i saw at maccas. i like died when i saw him.. DIED!
oh and like, im totally obsessed with this singer: Elisa Toffoli. Look her up! she is amazing!!!

FAVOURITE SONG FOREVER:
Dancing- Elisa Toffoli ;; YOUTUBE IT!

Too much beans on your toast this morning?

2009-06-11T02:25:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "Game on mole."
- Jordan Lucas

i love my friends. i know it sounds so TB and like happy child 12 year old but its true. Like.. from the little nothingness conversations we have on a daily basis to just like them catching me out giving accidental and purposeful dirties to random people and not to random people... its really hard to find something not to love about them. so i want to dedicate this whole post to them. The peanut butter to my jelly.. the avert-ion to my crisis and the Othello to my Desdemona.

Ok so like for example, the conversation me and tash had in extension today.. brief but beautiful LOL

scenario #1
ok so like me and tash were looking at ms. efy's keys and tash noticed a letter "K" keyring (Ms Efy's first name is Katherine)..
Tash: "Heyyy.. K for Katherine"
Me: "No Tash.. K for Dorothy"
Tash: "Huh.."
David: "AHAAHAHAHHA DOROTHY AHAAHA"

scenario #2
me and linda and cant remember who are sitting at lunch.. no i cant remember the exact time this happened.. but i know it happens.. happens alot lol
Me: "(starts laughing abit)"
Linda: "(starts laughing abit too)"
Both: "ahahahahah wtfffffffffff"
Person that i cant remember: "What are you guys laughing about?"
Both: "Dunno.."

theres heaps others but im not bothered.. anyways i love youse all oh and kevin wanted me to write hes awesome so i will.. [KEVIN YOURE LIKE AWESOME]

ANYWAYS.. shoutout to all my loves.youse know who youse are and if you dont.. i obviously dont love you as much.. (:

anyways.. lol yeah full had the biggest dmc with miss cush in the english staffroom on my free period. jeez man ive full missed her. shes like the best.. let out all of my crisis's on her and she just understood me... 4 words she said to me "Man, youve got issues".. i swear its a bffl relationship LOL..

im so freezing.. cant type.. but ill be a badcunt
and keep going ROFLS..

i feel like eating grapefruit but we have none ): .. legal assignment is totally killing me atm..pdhpe is going good and english.. we wont even talk about english haha

omg and total roflmao (but not really.. havent decided yet if its funny or not) at John and Badass and Jimmy and cant remember the 4th boy wearing Swine flu masks..

is it wrong or is it funny? dunno man thats a hard one.. should we even be taking swine flu seriously?? like i feel like theres an overboard amount of hype over it.. if people stop freaking out and start focusing on the problem abit more.. and if people didnt go to mexico.. maybe we wouldnt have a problem? i dunno man im not a doctor rofls.. just thought i woud contribute.

i can see past your plasticity

anyways thats enough.. hands too cold.. thought i could type through it.. i lied ..

peace and love. gunna go get warm.. oh and hi luka!

For the love of muesli

2009-06-10T00:37:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "Dear, never forget one little point. It's my business. You just work here."

- Elizabeth Arden.

so like im sitting here.. drinking water, msn-ing an ex ex bf, freezing my ass off and thinking to myself 'what an epic day'. Seriously.. it was pretty good.

ok so im going to go into the yachelle* situation for the last time as i think she has finally gotten the point. either that or shes as blonde as her natural hair colour.

(and i would like to correct a mistake in yesterdays blog that ive jst
noticed. Its not 6 periods that i have to hear her.. its 9..and its every
school day of the week as i have class with her every single day)

ok so like today in cafs, the usual.. she would not stop talking ands this time i seriously could not concentrate.. like seriously her voice wwas doing my head in! anyways it was like 15 minutes to the end of the lesson and i klicked it (no actually i didnt click it like go offf to te max.. but like fuck man i told her off!) ok firstly you shyould have seen her face looking at me as if she was like so innocent.. bro it was funny.. and then trying to defend herself saying its nott concerning me.. bro whatever you got powned. deal with it and just accept it.anyways one of the girls at the back try to defend her.. coz clearly shes not doing a very good job at it on her own.. and SHE gets powned by the teacher who says that it has nothing to do with her. In conclusion.. STEPHANIE WON. and bro they think they can bitch behind my back... go for your life. ive got ears everywhere. I would totally give them a clap if they actually said it to my face for once. But they dont even know how to do that because they have been bitching behind backs for so long .. thats all they know how to do.

anyways.. what i really came to post about was MUESLI BARS! fuck man has anybody realised how fucken yum they are? like i was eating an uncle toby's choc chip chewy one and like bro i love muesli bars!! they are so yum!! my favourite at the moment is carmans no fruit muesli bars.. or carmans fruit and muesli bars.. yummm... this girl in my pdhpe class had a no fruit one today.. man yum!!! gunna have one 2moro. I feel like we take muesli bars for granted!!.. or is it just me??

and do people who work at supercheap auto think they are like total gods or something?? COZ YOUSE ARENT OK!!. yeah that reminds me to updae you guys that the significant other got a job at supercheap auto and now he htinks hes ruler of the fucken universe. BRO YOU COME HOME SMELLING LIKE RUBBER! HOW THE FUCK IS THAT GODLY?! i dunno man like i saw him yesterday in his supercheap uniform and i swear his head has gotten bigger since thelast time i saw him! rofls.. whatever.. hes always been abit of a freak lol so this wont make a difference really... its just gunna be abit more effort on my behalf reminding him that he isnt the best.. i am (:

peace and love. gunna go continue my pdhpe assignments.. 2000 words aready and im not even halfway. bro no word limits in assignments goes off!

and it only gets colder

2009-06-09T04:39:00.000-07:00

Quote of the Day: "Shut your mouth while youre talking to me"

- The divorcee lady from Wedding Crashers

today was an absolute killer. lets start with the highlights (although i wouldnt really say they were the starshine moments of my day.. just the most memorable.. good or bad)

Kevin nearly knocking me out in music with the top part of his guitar. Im lucky i still have my teeth!
Seeing Rachel Zoe for the first time bringing his own tuna to school ahaha Greenseas..
Actualy having a nearly proper lesson in legal studies.. seriously its like the first time ever
Bitching about Ms. Hsiao in music while she was like, right infront of us (me and Carla)
Eating my jamball in legal.. yummmmmmmm donut (i really shouldnt be eating shit like that though.. too much saturated fat ><)
Mr Micalic walking past at lunch and telling linda and shinta that their saturated fat (the chips they were eating) looked delicious ahaha.. and walked away.. saying nothing to me coz i was eating a beautiful healthy lovely muesli bar (H) too cool

anyways.. the real reason why im posting today is to let out all my annoyed feelings towards that certain person that annoys me.. remember.. yachelle*?? yeah bro that girl has to shut up seriously!! like in class all she does is talk.. yapyapyap.. without a breath!!i swear we can overhear everything she says.. its usual stupid shit that she like just wants pity for or recognition or like.. i dunno.. a reaction for?? but like.. bro you act like such a "head shved up a teachers ass" kinda student.. and all you do is bloody talk!! do you know how annoying your voice is? like id say this to your face but it might trigger a little something inside you that might make you want to TALK which obviously i am trying to avoid!! If you just shutup for 2 seconds in your life youll realise that the "silence is golden" saying really is true!! you really dont realise or understand how annoying it is to constantly for like 6 periods every week have someone pretty much screaming (coz thats like how loud you talk) their lifestory next to you.. JUST SHUT UP! i do not know how many times i can stress or emphasise those two words..

anyways.. just wanted to say a big "I LOVE YOUSE!" to my dedicated readers

Jelena Lasance and Natasa Kopanja

peace and love bitches. gunno go watch grass grow in the dark

PAIN and stuff part 2

2009-06-07T01:51:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "Im a visionary. Im a thinker, Im a dreamer, Im a little weird, a control freak, someone who is never satisfied."

- Will.i.am

ok so we are back to my usual post layout.. no major worldwide issues like last time.. no "one million quotes" by COCO CHANEL.. just a recap.

monday tuesday and wednesday were a blurr.. thursday too.

FRIDAY;

laugh my fucking ass off over friday. the funnest day i think in a while.

was jelenas birthday and stuff. i love her.. she finally got her regrowth done!! hoorayy LOOL..
remember that character that i spoke about before .. yachelle*?.. yess well she had a mini out burst (it wasnt really an outburst but like i dunno what else to call it.. it was fucken funny but) in CAF'S lol i was full laughing in my head. anyways it went sorta like this:

:: so we were all sitting in CAF's waiting for
class to begin and like she sits in the fron row with us (me jelena and
kopanja).. the girl she usually sits with wasnt there and so one of the girls
from the back row called her to go sit with them instead. This girl said
something along the lines of " Yachelle* come sit here" or something like that..
yachelle* replied in her usual im too good for the world tone "Oh havent you
heard, im yachelle now" or something like that.. and moved. ANYWAYS.. that day
because it was Jelenas birthday i sat with her and the rest of the girls up at
the HFS and i told them that yachelle* was trying to say that infront of me ..
or whatever.. ??maybe she was tryna be tough?? like she was full acknowledging
and tryign to make it obvious to me that she had read my blog (whatever at least
im getting viewed :D ) when one of the girls was like ohhh is that who she was
talking about?? and when i asked when the girl was like "yachelle* was saying
that someone wrote something about her on a blog and she said if they say one
more thing about her shes going to confront them" or something like that.. well
i wanna be a rebel so heres a little something just for you yachelle:

BRO GET OVER IT! I WROTE LIKE ONE LINE ABOUT YOU AND THEN GOT OVER IT.. I DIDNT GO INTO DETAIL.. IT WAS ONE LINE! THAT LINE WAS SO IRRELEVANT TO ME THAT WHEN SOMEONE ASKED ME WHAT I WROTE ABOUT YOU I COULDNT EVEN REMEMBER!! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?- im sorry i hurt your feelings?- MOVE ON!! JEEZ SERIOUSLY.. GET OVER IT.. AND
LIKE WHAT DO YOU THINK YOURE GOING TO DO TO ME? I HAVE NEVER GIVEN TWO SHITS ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE SAID TO ME OR ABOUT ME SINCE THE DAY I FIRST MET YOU AND I DONT THINK I EVER WILL SO CONFRONTING ME WONT BE THAT EFFECTIVE.. AND I NEVER REALLY LIKED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE SO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK ID GIVE A
SHIT? ::

ANYWAYS.. friday night had jelenas dinner and stuff.. LOL was sso full had to give literally half my food to ben .. he ate it all rofls what a monster LOL .. i love you man was like funny but not really.. ive forgotten all the funny parts except for this one part when the guy nicknames the other guy "MAMISHH" rofls me and shinta couldnt stop laughing!

SATURDAY; IS IRRELEVANT (ROFLS i love that word!).

SUNDAY;

like today went on a cruise for my sisters 21st.. fotos capture this event, isnt she beautiful? jealousy is hitting me now so ill move on LOL... my feet hurt like a mother fucker.. blaming it on the mixture of steep downhill walkways and skyscrapers for shoes. but ill recover so dw.. LOL.. ate yummy food.. had yummy cake.. read horoscope and now.. gunna go pee and watch stuff (y)

until next time bitches. ciao sexy mammas xx

Sincerely, COCO CHANEL

2009-06-03T22:30:00.000-07:00

ok so like i know i havent blogged properly (ley?) for a while, so this is going to be a long ass blog 'coz i have heaps of things to say. Instead of having my usual quote of the day, i decided that each issue deserved one quote each.Oh and if you guys are confused with all the quotes, they are all by the infamous COCO CHANEL. Incase you dont know who she is, Coco Chanel was a french fashion designer who ruled over Parisian haute couture for almost 6 decades. When you read the quotes, you will see she was wiser than buddha (L). Please take the time to read this blog as you will most likely find yourself agreeing with it. I think it is my greatest post yet.

"A woman who doesn't
wear perfume has no future"

First thing: PERSONAL HYGIENE REGARDING FEMALES!

ok so like i understand if you are a guy who playes strenuoes sprt or whatever every minute and has no access to showers, water, soap, etc but if you are a girl then please.. THERE IS NO EXCUSE! Seriously, the amount of girls i see (or more like smell) that have the same body odour as a homeless man living in a 3rd world country is getting tooooo much fr my nose! Sometimes the stench is so bloody stong, by the time the girl moves away from my "smell circumference" ( yes lol i made it up.. couldnt think of a real word to describe it) my nose looks like that of a cocaine user! I'm not trying to be a bitch about this but if you are one of those girls who has a problem with or finds it hard to smell like the gender that you are, please come and see me! i will try to help you as much as i can!! i know im not jesus, i dont work miracles, but i do have a bar of soap and running water so we'll start from there (:

"Fashion is made to
become unfashionable."

Second Thing: MOTHER FUCKING WEIRD CASUAL TEACHERS!

i like to think that i have a high level of tolerance for things that most people would find hard to tolerate but this is just becoming too much. The amount of psycho crazy weird strange and creepy casual teachers coming to fairvale is just insane. Let me name a few:

1) Hitler aka Mr. McGrath- Scary ranga man who thought he was god and had a hitler moustache. I know joking about hitler is totally unfunny but this isnt a joke. He was always looking down girls tops and like at their legs and shit and someone reported him and he was fired i think coz i never saw him again.

2) Terrorist Lady- Weird woman who i dont know the name of but always has my class for some reason. Bright pink lipstick and an aniaml ontop of her head as well as like, totaly old doily and moss curtains for clothing. The above quote is dedicated to her. Oh and she spoke in some weird half highpitched accent that no one could recognise.. im thinking Russian.

3) Table Lady- Again i dont know her name but even Mr. Wilson (my english teacher) bitches about her.. he's the one who came up with her nickname lol coz if she bent over her boobs would sag so much that they would look like 2 table legs, her actual legs would be the other 2 legs and her back would be the table surface. Funny yes? anyways she wears old elvis jumpers, fruitsalad earing ans red lipstick and has red curly short hair and if you even breathe too loud.. she'll tell you the fuck off... LOL

4) DRUG ADDICT- Ok this is the most recent casual we have experienced. Dark ciurcles under his eyes, oily black hair with a receading hairline and bug eyes... a beady stare and like a weird curled mouth.. man when we had him for a triple of legal studies on wednesday.. me and linda thought we would die. He looks like he just sniffed a couple, popped a couple, injected a few and smoked a stack if you know what i mean... anyways the foto is of him (: so you get the idea.. sorry the quality isnt that good, took it frm far away so he wouldnt notice and wouldnt kill me LOL

"Since everything is in
our heads, we better not lose them"

Third Thing: TWILIGHT SAGA TEENYFUCKERS GET OVER IT!

ok i was watching the mtv movie awards last night and it was kinda shit.. and i felt it was shit because of all the hype that was made over twilight. All iof the psycho die hard crazy fans need to shut up and get a life other than the totally twilight obsessed life that they are currently living in. Firstly, Robert Pattison is not hot, he has potential, but he is not like a totally dreamboat man especially not in the twilight movie! As for Kristin Stewart, shes just a bad actress who got lucky. And the way she behaved and presented herself at the awards last night was totall unbelievable.. like i get it youre trying to be this outspoken, cool, like no other, rebellious , i dont give a shit girl and you want that to be your "image".. but like just stop coz youre trying too hard and its becoming obvious! That Jacob guy.. HES NOT HOT! he still looks like the little boy that he ws in shark boy and lava girl LOL... anyways to all of you who are judging me and think that im like dissing twilight before i even read the book or watched the movie.. i did both so in your face. The movie was overated and was full of bad acting and awkward pauses that were unneccesary and the book.. although beter than the movie was still a piece of crap. I know im not some experienced critic or whatever but seriously.. open your eyes.. TWILIGHT ISNT THE SHIT... ITS JUST PLAIN SHIT!

ok well thats all im bothered to write for the moment.. might blog later tonight as i see another crisis ahead of me.. you know how it is LOL.. so i will just leave you with a few wise, wonderful and totally inspiring words of the great Coco Chanel.

" In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different. "

Pain and stuff

2009-06-01T04:49:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "Welcome to bankstown, a taste of shit."

- ME! (:

day of pho.. here is fotos.. i will go into detail 2moro as im in so much pain right now from "womanly issues" that i can barely type okays.

ciao x

little words of love

2009-05-29T05:25:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me."

- Hunter S. Thompson

ok like, lets recap (:

MONDAY- total drama at the netball courts!

shinta sprains her ankle. me and linda cary her to safety (SUPERSTRONG SUPERHEROES!!) i make her feel better.. linda wins the game on behalf of us.
table tennis in SLR. totally amazing win (: beat everybody. fuck im awesome

TUESDAY- got my CAF's mark back.. comig second for overall assessment rank.. its a good mark.. would be a good mark IF A FUCKEN IMMIGRANT WHO CAN SPEAK ENGLISH WASNT BEATING ME BY 1%!!! shinta wasnt at school so me and linda jammed it alone..

WEDNESDAY- boringboringBORING! cant even remember what i did on wednesday.. THATS how mind-numbingly boring it was (: .. wait i remember smething! i chucked the bggest fit in like.. pdhpe coz i idnt understand anything fucken!.. oh well.. oh and for cafs had to pass around this paper and people had to write nice stuff about me.. LIES! anyways this is the stuff that stood out lol:

pretty girl (you have to say it with an import accent or its not that funnyy!)
cool! (it was in bold as well)
nice hair (bro this fucken birds nest!)
sexy nails (say it in a deep creepy voice LOL

and my favourite...

i knwo where im going to get my fashion advice from (BRO IM WEARING THE SAME FUCKEN SCHOOL UNIFORM AS YOU!)

anyways..

THURSDAY- what a motherfucking day..

the biggest bitchfest in extension english this morning about a certain person we wil just call yachelle*.. turns out she never got the mark we were bitching about her over.. SAVED BY JASMINA thanks god .. miracles do happen..

i left school early at 1.. got my piercings checked up on coz they were playing up.. THEY GOT THE ALL CLEAR! (y).. got another piercing on my ear.. a little baby.. i love it (:

FRIDAY- got my english mark back! coming equal6 with bffl linda! YAY US! deserves an elbow (thats my new thing btw.. elbows).. i knewit i knew it told you guys man! got my avon fucken funny to the dayss!! 1 2 3 mascara is sort of ok.. and my brushes yay!!! .. started working on cafs assignment with my superchic group! (refer to above picture)

ahhhh i was supposed to book my L's test today for mnday but i didnt.. fucken hell i keep putting it off motherfuckerrr..

gunna eat pho on like sunday yay cant wait!

omg fucken hell this woman "blahblahblah scream scream scream somethingsomthing RARARARA".. fucken hell its not my fault ur sons are idiots.. dont take it out on me woman!!

working 2moro.. errghh not bothereddddd

ok wells i have to go take my nailpolish off aahkayss?

PHO 54

2009-05-24T01:42:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "Growing up is such a barbarous business, full of inconvenience... and pimples."

- J.M Barrie

okokok i have like a weeks worth of info to fit into one blog.. long story short okay (:

EXAMS;

ok so i thought i did okay in english.. maybe top7? i
was abit short of time.. cafs i rekon i did heaps good until today jelena was
like apparentl miss malki is dissapointed in my test results.. wtf man way to
make a person depressed! and final exam.. LEGAL STUDIES! errghh
failedfailedfailedd!!!!!!!!!!! FORGOT EVERYTHING!. anyways im over it (:

wednesday: went vinnies.. ate yumcha.. was with the other half (:

thursday: other halfs car broke down.. didnt see him.. stayed home and watched s&tc.. and other stuff LOL

friday: went cabra and ate PHO!! OMG SO YUMMMM I DIED I JUST FUCKING DIED!! .. watched australia.. had a fun day.. was my brothers bday.. blahblahblahh

saturday: WORKED. fuck i hate my job.. wanna get a new one but cbf.. wanna work in retail (:

today: WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A HUGE PIMPLE ON MY CHEEK THE SIZE OF YOUR MUM! WHY IS THE WORLD AGAINST ME?? went to my brothers house to visit.. ate sticky rice and chicken.. was yumyumyum (:

i rreallllyyy need to book my L's test man.. must stop procrastinating!

school 2moro.. effing hell dont wanna go!!! ):

OMG I WATCHED REVOLUTIONARY ROAD.. TO DIE FOR!
(L)

ok theres my week summed up... not bothered to write more so ill blog whenever (:

ciao xx

so you think you can dance 2009

2009-05-17T23:42:00.000-07:00

maximillian boogydown

Defenders of anarchy

2009-05-17T23:02:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "You're just not what we're looking for"

- Aus Idol Producer

omg man havent blogged for what.. 3days? lol so much to say! i ate a mini boostbar for breakfast this morning.. yummm

had my first 2 exams today.. they were awesome! i think i shut it down majorly! had a hand cramp afterwards but it was all worth it. final exam 2moro for legal studies.. epic fail!

FISH UPDATE!!----- ok so like he went to chicken express on saturday and i was at work and i saw him and i just DIED! IT WAS COMPLETE DEATH ON A WHOLE NUTHA LEVEL MAN! he was like talking to the chicken express guy and waiting for his food... i thought i was going to pass out man! WHY DOESNT HE BUY MACCAS?? im so in love (:

NOTE TO SELF: MUST CLEAN ROOM.. FUCK ITS A PIG-STY!
LOL..

ok so like i went to my sisters over the weekend.. she wasnt home so was walking around george st. and liek townhall/wynyard for liek 2 hours at night buying stuff.. some junkie blonde stickthin no teeth chick came up to me asking for money.. I WAS SHIT SCARED! i didnt give it to her... thought she was gunna kil me so i ran up to this guy and sarted walking next to him.. he looked at me liek i was a freak! aaha oh well at least im alive roflss

ok like i just finished watching st. trinians.. best movie averrr man! love love love it! so putting it on my favourites list!

speaking of best movies averr... i was sleeping over my sisters apartment on saturday night and we watched this mvie called "Choke". SO PUTTING IT ON MY FAVOURITES LIST!.. ok so its about this guy whos a sex addict yeah.. and his mum is in hospital and he works for this like.. historical themepark thing and liek he has sex with everyone even the other sexaddicts that he meets at his like rehab meetings.. anywayss.. his mum is in the mental hospital dying and so he thinks the only way to save his mum is to have sex with her doctor.turns out that her doctor is actually a crazy patient in the mental hospital.. and his mum dies coz she chokes on chocolate pudding and his bestfriend moves in with this stripper who dyed her hair brown.. LOVE IT! haha no its not for little kids. (R18+) LOL

cant wait for opshopping on wednesday! bags and wallets and sexy vintage shit for the fucking win! ohh yeahhhhh (y)

SUNDAY 17TH MAY

2009-05-15T02:50:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain"

- Bob Marley

okeydokey havent been on in a couple days.. so let me get you updated (: [just warning you.. most of this update is about school.. thought i might do a "school"-ish post LOL]

mothersday was ok.. went out.. did stuff...etc etc {picture is footage from md.. LOL}
sort of studying for exams.. might do a MAJOR studying 2moro night or sunday night?? ill see .. but whatever. I always look through my notes and work like a few hours before my exam so i should be fine. The only exam im actually worried about is legal studies but i think ill be fine with that coz its on the tuesday so ill have the whole monday night and tuesday morning to study (y)
me & kevin apricot jamming! omggg ok so liek for music we have this performance thing for our 'film music' unit.. me and kevin are doing a song called - We Belong Together (NO NOT THE ONE BY MARIAH CAREY) .. by Gavin Mcgraw.. i swear i love performing with kevin.. when he plays guitar i swear i just fucking die! anyways i feel like that song was MADE for us... we are in love (:
I FRICKEN LOVE PDHPE! .. best subject out man seriously! i wait for my triple period on thursday morning and double on friday arvo... it sso fun! my class is the best and we love learning... AHAAHHA
in rollcall/assembly this morning i buffed the life out of my nails. Then i buffed the life ut of lindas and johns and patricks nails in my free period.. Lindas and patricks nails looked like fucken mirrors byt he time i was finished with them. But johns nails stayed the same.. dunno why.. maybe its coz he smokes.. poor john.. aww i love that kid.. tried to teach him how to tie his school tie today.. epic fail.. hes so cute lol i ended up having to just tie it in the end.

ok so that was the basic lo-down.. here is whats happening in the NOW:

i am currently eating jackfruit.. fuck i love jackfruit.. its so yum (: yellow and yum.. reminds me of
kevin haha JOKES!mMmMmm jaackkkfruiittt

feeling abit confused.. about nothing.. i dont even know if confused is the right word to describe how im feeling.. im feeling strange.. but a good strange? i dunno, i havent decided if its good.
need to paint my nails.. yesyes i shall... maybe 2moro..
eurovision is on.. im still contemplating whether or not i should get off the computer and watch it.. maybe later. I think im gunna watch KENNY tonight though.. toilets make me laugh.

ok well thats all for now i guess.. gunna go do some stuff.. call the significant other .. stupid bitch hasnt called me all day.. gunna pack my stuff coz im staying the night at my sisters.. coz im AUSTRALIAN IDOL-ING on sunday! ahaha wish me luck guys!.. hopefully i wont be one of those people that are all emotional and are liek "omg *crycrytears* music is my passion my life please give me a chance *crycryCRY*" ..ahaha hell NO! i wonder what ill wear.. hmmmmmmmmm well ill tellyou how that goes (y) but until then, godspeed .. (ive always wanted to say that)

Rachel xoxo

2009-05-11T05:43:00.000-07:00

THE RACHEL ZOE DICTIONARY

#1 "That's bananas!" :That's fabulous!
#2 "I mean... " :Like... wow! Or, I'm telling you the truth
#3 "My fashion forward favorite" :The one that's avant garde and not mainstream
#4 "More options" :More jewelry, bags and shoes
#5 "Shut it down" :Turned every head in the room
#6 "She owns it. She owns the look" :It was made for her. She's confidently wearing it.
#7 "A kit" :Tape, nipple pads, heel pads and other fashion accoutrement
#8"I'm having a "Pretty In Pink" moment": I'm loving the femininity of it0 points
#9 "Sunny's" :Sunglasses
#10 "Bebe" :Baby

#11 "Red carpet moment" :Should be worn by a celebrity on a red carpet
#12"It died!" :It stood out
#13 "Stunning on a whole 'nutha level" :So stunning that it out did itself
#14"It screams... " : It's saying..

ELI SCRUGGS

2009-05-11T04:42:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "Everything has been figured out, except how to live"

- Jean Paul Sartre

i was watching desperate housewives just ten and it really made me cry. this guy.. eli scruggs died and it made me cry. i dont know why but it did. (btw the picture is of eli scruggs aka beau bridges)

you know the saying "life is like a box of chocolates"? .. yeah well i disagree with it. life is not liek a box of chocolates. boxes of chocolates are yummy.. (like i mean you have the odd chocolate in there that you take one bite of and is totally gross) but overall, a box of chocolates is relatively easy to deal with. You either eat the chocolates or you dont. Theres no complication. i dont know who came up with that saying man.. happy kid.

half yearlies are coming up.. but for some reason im not worried? im sure ill fly through it.. its happened before it can happen again. i feel liek with so many things in my life that are totally opposite to a box of chocolates, the results from my half yearlies have to be good.. theres just nothing else to it. maybe half yearlies are liek a box of chocolates. you either do good or you dont. oh well, i guess we'll see what happens and yeah. whatever happens happens.

fuck man this woman is doing my head in! "stephanie blahblahblahh nagnagnag its all your fault etcetcetc !!!!!!!".. ive seriously learnt how to block her out whilst still pretending (convincingly) that im paying attention. like she totally thinks im listening to her. awesome.

all we wanna do is party & bullshit and party & bullshit - Notorious B I G

this one goes to my favourite 3 people in the world. you know who youse are. You guys are everything. Your the bacon to my eggs. If i was a lightbulb youse would be the electricity coz without you 3 i just dont function ( awwwwwwwwwwwwww.. ahaa d&m!). Without youse im nothing. xx

thats all for tonight. gunna go call my significant other now. hes fucking fabulous. he puts a smile on my dile.. yesyes its love :D

dolphins blowing bubbles

2009-05-09T02:43:00.000-07:00

oh and heres proof that your interference in other peoples lives via your blog is not just a one time thing.

remember this?

dolphins blowing bubbles
Thursday, March 12, 2009 9:07 PM

9th and 10th paragraph to be precise.

steph, you re a freak

2009-05-09T01:39:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "Cheer up emo kid"
- Some Tshirt

Okay like you seriously have no life whatsoever. just letting all you readers know.. this post is her blog about me. The grey is her post and the black is me correcting her english mistakes ok (: i just thought i would add that as to not confuse you lot. enjoy and have a laugh like i did with linda (y)

Intrigued at yesterday.Im still blithely blogging because whoever said that whatever i blogged about had NOTHING to do with me is wrong. Me and my tutors situation is MY business. Me and my friends argument is MY business (it should really be "the argument between my friend and I" or "my friend and me" not: "me nd my friend". by saying that you are using improper and incorrect english). What happened to me at camp is MY business so dont start acting like you know everything. Hypocrite much saying i blog about peoples personal lives and do that yourself (now you're missing a few words. that sentence did not make sense. it should actually be "hypocrite much saying that i blog about peoples personal lives when yu do that yourself). LOL @ everything man. Its got pretty much nothing to do with me? You can see that ALL these issues are related to me and just (this just should not be here. it is an unnecessary word that just makes your sentence sound stupid) because you were assuming things you look like a big fool. The thing wasnt about natasha, you re not even sure about who it is (you mean was)so dont read and think you know everything. And it amazes me how you think that your alacrity to criticise my blog doesnt make you something so (again unnecessary words here.. it makes your sentence sound stupid!) special. The need to deride at your post is necessary. Word? Nah i dont need its help, its called tutoring and i know the meaning of EVERY word that i type. It vexes me how it seems as though you think you re better than everyone else (i dont think that i'm better than everyone else... just you).
And to everyone else who thinks they are so great, go screw yourself, if you dont want to read my "BULLSHIT" then don't come here and tell me what to do and what to write about, i don't set out to be amiable or callous or just to chide peoples flaws (amiable? callous? chide? a little bit overboard with the words man.. now you just sound like youre trying too hard.). I just blog. So go fuck your mum sideways for all i care (very mature). My blog. My typing. I dont give a fuck about what you guys think i should blog about (well obviously you do care because youre making such a big deal out of it and chucking a massive hissy fit over it.) Think you re so great (who's making the assumptions now??)? go write a book about it and i wouldnt even pay 5 cents to buy it (this sentence makes no sense. there should be two sentences instead of one. and why would you pay 5 cents for a book you loser? no book costs 5cents to start with and secondly, if it did.. i would pay you not to read my book as it would hurt me deeply to see you stuggle while reading it.) The only way to appease me right now would be to punch something but no, im quite elated by the fact that someone finds me incompetent in the english field (its not that i find you incompetent, its that you are and im just pointing it out), i'd laugh if i kicked ass in the adv half yearlies.(ok that sentence is stupid because you have messed up your tenses. if you were competent in the english field it would have read "id laugh if i kick ass in the adv. haf yearlies". )

stop trying so hard. you annoy the
shit out of me when you do and you just sound stupid.

YOU ARENT CLEVER

2009-05-08T04:17:00.000-07:00

ok this is just a small post to a certain person and im gunna make it kinda obvious who you are so liek if you know who you are and you know this is about you then good for you have a cry coz im really annoyed!
why the fuck do you think that you can blog and write about other peoples lives when its pretty much none of your business. is your life that boring that you have to write about other peoples lives?? you have nothing to do with the situation other than the fact that you know who they are.. yeah they may be your friend and shit.. but it doesnt give you the right to blog about them as if you care coz you dont.. ITS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!
also.. stop trying to type intelligently as if your smart coz ur not that good.. most of the time it doesnt make sense ok.. i should know.. i DO know.. stop trying to copy the writing style of the person that you are copying coz it only suits them and NOT you! like fucken hell do you know how annoying it is?! type how you actually speak!! not how you wish you spoke but you dont because you dont have the brain capacity to pronounce the words you insist on typing! do you even know the meanings of them? or do you just type it in Word and right click for synonyms?! fuck man.

Maybe youre gunna be the one that saves me

2009-05-08T03:32:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "Its called a pizza single for a reason"
- Shinta Huynh

TODAY WAS SO MOTHER EFFING FUNNY YA'LL rofls
where do i start?? ok ill start HERE. X .. [oh by the way.. the video is of the song i am curently obsessed with (:]

ok so at school there is this couple and at first they were fucken cute but now its getting abit much like totally. FOR EXAMPLE. today at lunch... they were sharing a pizza single! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? ok like shinta said in the above quote .. its called a pizza single for a reason! its not like its calle a pizza double or a couples pizza or even a share-me pizza.. ITS A PIZZA SINGLE AS IN FOR A SINGULAR PERSON! ONE PERSON IS A SINGULAR PERSON! jeezzz man.....
oh and shinta is liek telling me that shes drinking so much water that her pee is going clear... whattt the fucckkkk roflsss
ANYWAYS...
HIGHLIGHT!!
lol so me and shinta were walking to class liek for the last 2 periods of school and she was eating a mandarin and liek the ugly thing walked past and so shinta pulled the mandarin out of her mouth and chucked it at her and hit her then the ugly thing was liek "thankyou steph" as if she full thought it was me liek bro wth as if i would waste a perfectly good mandarin and liek chuck it at her when i could eat it wtf? but it was so funny coz it was all soggy just like her face! :D

i love my half yearly timetable by the way!! i haveonly 3 exams and the first 2 are on monday then i have one at liek 1.45 on tuesday then the rest of he week free fucken hell yeahhss!!!!! im so excited! might dye my hair on one of those free days... we shall see what happens... maybe i should study for them.. i dont know because ive been fluking my way through highschool and like yeahh..

I AM CURRENLY CRAVING PHO! HAVE BEEN SINCE LAST
SATURDAY.

i feel so fucken obssessed (is that how you spell it??....) with playing crazy taxi on fb. my top score is 32045.. pretty good for someone who just started today ayeee.. i feel liek buying stuff.. i crave spending money... hmmmmss... what do do..

well im gunna go have a shower and do my nails... maybe ill write more tonight when im done.. maybe i wont..
i have work 2moro.. 10.30-4.30.. i really must find a new job liek seriously! and god forbid i must book my L's test before its too late! my face is currently soo itchyyy!!! whyWhyWHY!?

FUCK I JUST BROKE A MOTHERFUCKING NAIL!!!! AARRGHH I KNEW IT WAS GUNNA
HAPPEN!! WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS SHIT ALWAS HAPPEN TO ME?? ITS ALWAYS THE SAME
FUCKING NAIL MOTHER FUCKERRRRRRRRRR!! :@:@

johnny johnny woops!

2009-05-06T16:40:00.000-07:00

QUOTE OF THE DAY: "You might not remember the optimum, but you will always remember the experience"

- Braddey from Crossroads

ok so like im at home now. Tired, sick, but warm. FUCK CAMP WAS COLD!..

heres the lo-down:

our leader was Jon David Curett aka Jason aka James aka Justin
double decker bus for the win!
fell in love with DARREN (canadian accent), BEN (british accent) and the other guy in the hat (eyebrow and lip piercing)
found out i was in love with 7 people in my yeargroup
Larisa had hanging testicles on her beanie ROFLS
i newver had to sleep in a tent.. yay me!
HYPOTHETICAL HI-5!
time of my life (:

crossroads for the win man! it was awesome.. it was cold.. it was legendary! photos are of the time at crosroads.. weHEARTcamping! .. i guess we are "stronger as a yeargroup" now?? LOL

HIGHLIGHTS:

sitting around the fire at our campsite and playing these weird games Jason made up as a stalling tactic
cabin gossip
kayla & jenifer doing number zero's
GOLDILOCKS & THE 3BEARS bedime story
the crappy food (hated it but it made the camp what it was)
mountain biking to the point of a damaged reproductive organ ROFL
me and mirna dancing like crazy and not giving 2shits.
everyone falling asleep n the ride home

SHINTA LINDA AND STEPHANIE FOR AVERS
BITCHES!

BROWNIE

2009-05-01T04:36:00.000-07:00

quote of the day: "The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your
pocket"
- Kin Hubbard

---------------------------------

okokok .. fucken annoying little shits dont want to wash their own motherfucking dishes. brb while i beat he shit out of them.. ARRGHHH! they fucken kill my life!! ' nehnehneh why do i have to do it?? but im watching mr bean.. cant you do it? why isnt jeremy doing it???'

YOU HAVE TO FUCKING DO IT COZ I SAID SO. I DONT CARE IF UR WATCHING MR BEAN. NO I CANT AND JEREMY ISNT DOING IT BECAUSE YOU ARE ABOUT TO!!! fucken jeeezzzz..

anyways ive been relatively EMOTIONAL since my last posting thanks to a little thing called "that time of the month".

athletics carnival went offff!! fucken funny shit.. nerds and lacucaracha!! ahaha.. just dyed my hair brown.. a nice brown.. a lovely brown.

going shopping 2moro!! gunna buy stuff for camp (speaking of camp we had a camp meeting today like for rollcall and mr kitteringham made it sound like we were going to antarctica LOL) and other stuff.. cant waitt!! :) .. ohhh and speaking of school fucken i wore my new school shoes today fucken i dont think i have any more feet!! I DIED!! and not the dying that i enjoy!!

well the so called other half came by today .. gave me the shits so i sent him home kinda.. hes so fucking annoying i just dunnno what to do with him!! hes a fuckn woman.. acts like a sped.. does the weirdest things and says things that are so strange i feel embarrased FOR him.. he acts liek a complete freak and sometimes.. he is just plain mother fucking disgusting.. errghhh fucking annoying piece of shit!!!!

gunna keep this post relatively short as i wanna go do my nails and read my book. SHOPPING 21MORO!! woohoo will update you on that 2moro okays?? cia beautifuls xxx

oh and by the way i have established that i WAS an ugly baby.. the foto of me
proves it!!! arrghh fucken helllll.. nothing good to post about today ):

AVE MARIA

2009-04-27T04:46:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day- "Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes."
- Edgarde Varese

omggggg ive got soo much to update you all on!! have not blogged in like a whole week and one day and i feel like i have like a million things to say!! so i shall dot point them (:

okokok i have like totally forgotten to tell you all about the new wallet i bought! it is so beautiful i could die!!! i got it like 2weeks ago when i went easter show for the second time lol (i have to go twice.. one for showbags and rides and second time for beautiful things). omg im so inlove with it i though ti was gunna cry when i saw it .. i just DIED! DO YOU DIE!? I DIE!!
so i went to the markets again on saturday and bought 2 more shirts from that stall that i liked but they are soooooo big but it was the only size and i LOVE those shirts!!!! and like when i got home and realised how HUGE they were i was liek regretting buying them but im just gunna alter them to fit me like perfectly and then it will me allgood (:
I AM SO FREEZING!!!

FISH UPDATE!!!!----- okok so i was working today and like there is this juice/salad/gelato/smoothie bar thing right across work (its called FRESCO) and like i was serving a customer and fish boy goes and buys stuff from FRESCO.. OH MY GOD I DIED!!!.. firstl WHY DIDNT HE BUY MCDONALDS?! and secondly i had a huge urge to jump on him and like do incredible and illegal things to him!! he is so beautiful i could die.. i did die!! i just fucking died!!! i hope i see him again 2moro.. i think he works mondays coz all he times that i see him while hes working its a monday.. im such a detective... (y)

i feel like eating dark chocolate.. so i shall .................. _10seconds later_ okokok im eating it (:
i cant wait to go shopping and spend LOTS of money.. it will make me happy.. especially after the fight i had last night with the significant other.. he was so mean i could have slit his throat and fed his face to my dog.. but she would probably reject it as she is a princess and does not lower her standards EVER.
i think i was a ugly baby....
i love my bf (L)

i give you special price $$$

2009-04-19T01:23:00.000-07:00

QUOTE OF THE DAY:"CHAOS IS A FRIEND OF MINE"-Bob Dylan

yes the day was quite an eventful one.. [YEAH SO WHAT IF I HAD A LUVO MOMENT?!] as it turned out.. i didnt end up going with shinta to the movies last night as i planned as the crazy women went on her tyraid again.. shes so psycho but i forgive her, i think its menopause LOL... well anyways because i didnt end up watching the 1star movie with shintalolly i decided to embark on some retail therapy. I was also trying to practice the "spend-less" way of life that crazy woman and other half live by (because apparently,according to them, i have a spending problem) .. so i set off with a budget of 50$ not including train ticket to a place where i knew i would find lots of bargains.. CHINATOWN MARKETS. ( on the train below)

sadly i didnt stick to my 50$ budget (i spent 80$) but still.. i didnt go over 100.. it would have been easy for me to withraw another couple hundred but NO i stuck to my plan.. spend-less lifestyle fuhshizzleee. i did find my new favourite stall at the markets. their tshirts are so uber i just died! like do you die?? i DIE!

and i cant help but laugh at the little asian ladies who think they are giving me a bargain by dropping the price from $34 to $33.50.. LOL ! ommg and i also ate the yummy noodles with the yummy soup that i die for.. ONLY AT CHINATOWN :) ..

ok and like so i bought a book yesterday.. and i saw in the book section that MILEY CYRUS aleady has an autobiography?? liek shes 3 years old man what the fuck does she have to autobiographise about?? SERIOUSLY!

i am still on the road to becoming a blonde.. it will take a while.. but hopefully i will be blonde my midyear.. at the latest by the end of this year.

NAOMI-POST & BOOBYPOPPING

2009-04-18T02:31:00.000-07:00

firstly, i am coming to realisation that my nose looks TOTALLY HUGE in those pictures i psted of my face/eyes/upper half of my face yesteray.. TOTALLY HUGE! SERIOUSLY!

ok so like incase you havent noticed.. i am dedicating today to nippleface aka naomi nipples aka iimoan aka NAOMI! (refer to picture) aka east timor... n ot that this blog has ANYTHING to do with her whatsoever.. well maybe abit.. but not really.

MEMORABLE MOMENT #1

like so i finished work and im sitting with steven and naomi(this is the only part of my blog today that has naomi in it) and liek we're all eating and im liek to steven "hey wanna see my new piercings???" .. and so im like opening my button to show him and it was only meant to be liek the first top button but liek 3 more accidentally flew open and liek totally wtff!? and yeah so steven mercael saw my tits.

MEMORABLE MOMENT #2

when kaysey said she saw the fish boy... so i know he still works there!!! (btw this is also a FISH UPDATE!!!!!) she cant have him though.. shes got a boyfriend.. yeah yeah i have one too but that is besides the point. (:

HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY!

im usually not a chocolate person.. but i got given a chocolate easter egg for easter and its like a "trilogy" egg.. 3 eggs in one.. white milk and dark chocolate.. im eating the milk chocolate layer right now and i am in HEAVEN! perfect ening to a long and tiring day.

fave sub of the week:
BREAD: six inch italian herb&cheese

MEAT: subway melt ( ham, turkey + bacon.. sounds weird but is soo yum!!)

TOASTED?: not toasted

CHEESE?: swiss cheese

SALADS?: olives, onions, jalepenio's, tomato, cucumber & capsicum

SALT & PEPPER?: Just pepper

SAUCES?: Southwest, Mayonnaise & Ranch sauce

YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (L)

APOLOGIES FOR PICTURE OVERLOAD

2009-04-17T04:18:00.000-07:00

OMG ahaha dont judge me..i could not help myself because i liek did my makeup abit.. well.. my eyelashes.. and they looked kinda good so i had to capture it forever (y) ..

im so confused right now... i mean totally crisis TO THE MAX!
let me break it down for youse all..

so liek i try on this foundation in "medium 06" a couple of weeks ago and it was so my colour that i died!!.. tonight i try on the same band but a different shade "Natural beige" and thats my perfect colour too??? WHAT THE EFF IS GOING ON HERE MAN!? HELP!!!

i also had the best dinner this morning.. i think dinner is always best in the morning.. i love morning dinners (only mel will understand this btw so dont even try coz whatever youre thinking is WRONG!)

i have nothing to do on sunday.. working 2moro.. but i have nothing to do in the afternoon.. what do i do??? I MISS MAXIMILIAN! (L) havent seen him in a whole day! what has the world come to?

i wanna go to chinatown and eat wonton soup with egg noodles.. fuck thats yumm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
xxx

random little photos to show off my eyelashes .. MAGICAL (:

2009-04-17T04:10:00.000-07:00

what is a palindrome?

2009-04-16T03:56:00.000-07:00

LOL @ my title hhahaha it was on the scroll-down thing .. so sue me bitches!!

okokok so liek todays blog is totally and completely dedicated to liek the sexiest person alive.. miss JESSICA K. (REFER TO PICTURE) (soz man i didnt know how to spell ur last name ahahaha) ...

okokok so like

topic 1) PLANETS & VOLCANOES

okokok so like i wake up this morning and realise that there is a HUGE and i mean literally A PLANET! on my face (specifically my chin).. ok like and while i inspected the other multiple solar systems and volcanic eruptions clustering on my jawline i seriously contemplated the idea of suicide as i have come to a realisation that the gods that rule this world have skipped me when they were bestowing the "good skin" gift to my family. i mean i try and try and try and effig try and when finally i get completely great ski its gne in the next couple of days i mean SERIOUSLY!!!

topic 2) PAIN

ok so like im washing my hair and it gets caught on my left boob piercing and i nearly yank my piearcing out of my chest last night like what the fucking eff?? yeah???

topic 3) the supposed "other half"

ok liek hypothetically .. WHEN YOU PROMISE UR GIRLFRIEND SOMETHING LIKE PROMISE PROMISE HER AND LIEK REASSURE HER THAT YOURE GUNNA KEEP THAT PROMISE THEN FUCKING KEEP THE PROMISE MAN!!! 2ND TIME!!! SERIOUSLYY AM I ASKNG TOO MUCH!?!?.. btw this is a hypothetical situation..

topic 4) $$$

ok so maybe i have a spending problem.. so what?? at least im helping the economy?? like seriously... why do certain people always bag me about the way i spend money.. when i have the money to buy the things i want.. money is not an issue to me.. and if i d have a serious spending/saving problem then its MY problem NOT yours to try and "help" me with by giving me hour long lectures about the fact that the world is in an economic crisis and in recession blahblahblah.. IF ALL PEOPLE SPENT LIEK I DID THERE WOULDNT BE A CRISIS NOW WOULD THERE?! its coz of all you tithgt asses who liek padlock your wallets to try and stop yourself spending anything!! fucking coupon and discount freaks!

anyways.. as i said.. this is for jess so enjoy biatches :) x

OMG OK LIKE yeah.

2009-04-13T17:59:00.000-07:00

ahahah havent blogged for like a WHOLE week!! must update you alllll!!!

1) blahblahblah yadayadayada

2) ok so liek went easter show... HELLO KITTY&BARBIE LOVELOVELOVE (L)

3) got my identical piercing on my boob hooray abit!(refer to picture)

4) Note2self: stop being a FATTYBOOMBAAAAA

5) had drama with the "other" but its sorted now.. i think.. according to "someone" i must be a more appreciative person. WHAT THE EFFING FUCK!? i know yeah?

6) FISH UPDATE!!!!-- Is it wrong to be STILL TOTALLY IN LOVE with fish boy?? even if i havent seen him in liek a week or more? well i dont care. Im smitten BITCHES!

7) I REALLY NEED TO START GOING ON MY GOD DAMN RUNS! fucken keep putting them off and ill be a fatshit for life! :@

8) REVLON AGE DEFYING FOUNDATION (L)

9) baby maximilian (with ONE "L") is like, FABULOOUS! but i think he will be a ginger-megs .aka. REDHEAD! omgomgomg yes i am expecting the worst... so that if worse comes to worse.. the worst would not have been unexpected. (:

..AND FINALLY...

10) Crazy Psycho Stalker Freak .aka. Gorrila txted me on sunday. it reads:

...

wait lol i just realised i deleted it coz i was just so disgusted that he thought he could message me that i just deleted it before i vomited LOL.. it went something like... "i dunno why you hate me.. i need you back.. please talk to me.. yadayadayadadadadadada WHATEVER!

THE END.. maybe be back tonight

ttfn xx

must post this quote before it is lost forever.

2009-04-07T04:55:00.000-07:00

"Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known." - Chuck Palahnuik

Super Crazy Random Thought..

2009-04-07T04:35:00.001-07:00

like.. ok firstly.. i know second blog in liek what..5 minutes?? but whatever. NO i am NOT ADDICTED! just i wasnt bothered editing the ast one to include what i just remembered to write and also what just happened to me lol (y) so build a bridge and get over it.

like jeez.. " you guys all rely on me to do blahblahblaaahh (currently blocking out nagging voice and therefore cannot distinguish words from nonsense) i ask you to do small things! keep the house clean! this is a mess! i hate clutter!! You come hoome and just sit in front of the compu-blahblahblahhhhhhhhhhhhh (again.. blockage! if only she would realise that im totally ignoring her and just shut the fuck up!!!) .. hyou dont even hang up washing.. yu just think i am going to do everything! blahblahblahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!" - ok liek how melodramatic totally exagerated and liek completely TALKING TO HERSELF IS SHE!?!!? jeezzzz naggaholic.But let me tell you.. the things we (me) do in the house.. you would never find her doing it herself! fucken liek always telling us we (i) rely on her.. fuck if i relied on her to keep up this house we wouldnt have a house ya fuckk!!

FISH UPDATE!!!!!! -- BY THE WAY I AM STILL STALKING FISH-MARKET BOY. WAS IN NEETAH CITY BUT DID NOT SEE HIM AS I WAS RUNNING LATE FO WORK.. MIGHT GO THERE 2MORO.. WE SHALL SEE...

A little bit frost bitten I am..

2009-04-07T04:14:00.000-07:00

jeez man.. im like sitting here and my feet are literally about to fall off!! School was shit.. work was better.. home is neutral.
Things i learnt today:
1) never leave your jumper at home on a cold day ON PURPOSE!
2) greansea's and johnwest tuna BOTH TASTE THE SAME! mother effing judgemental bitches *ehhemm shinta and linda!!! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH GREANSEAS!!
3) Subway chicken fillet is more bad for you than Subway roast chicken.. WHY????? Fucken TYPICAL! i find this piece of info out AFTER i change my subway obsession from roast chicken to chicken fillet. What the eff?! The weight-loss gods officially hate me!
..

TAKE A FUCKING HINT MAN!

2009-04-06T04:14:00.000-07:00

Dear Crazy Psycho Stalker Freak,

Please do not talk to me.. like ew.. ur so hairy.. ur so fucking psycho and liek a totally annoying little man whore who is like so totally melodramatic and so emotional in the totally not acceptable guy way!

take the hint and fuck off before i do damage with my knives and forks and tuna cans orightt??

2009-04-06T01:51:00.000-07:00

rofls. she thinks im downloading.. does she even know what downloading is??

feeling like shit a little.. soothers liquid centres mMmmMmMmMmMm

OMG IM GETTING MARRIED!!

2009-04-06T01:36:00.000-07:00

okokok heres the news...
like today i went to the city with my mum yadayada.. came back to fairfield and went to buy fish.. from the fish market.. OMG SAW THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!! .. i thought i was going to die! he looked at me and i looked at him and we just stared at eachother with liek total i dont even know what you call it but like i think im going to marry him!!! lucky hes in neetah city so liek when i work i can go stalk him... OMG love of my life! my living purpose has now been established.
2) like wtf why isnt a certain someone calling me?? didnt call me all day... phone is unavailable.. WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
3)TOTALLY achieving the middle parting (in my hair).. oh and i bought new hand sanitiser yay! going to do my nails.. what colour?? i dont know... nts: MUSTMUSTMUST catch up on 2 whole days of work.. as yeah..
ttfn xx

OMG 3 posts- One Night.. addict? no..

2009-04-04T04:31:00.000-07:00

should i call..

This is a dedication.

2009-04-04T04:12:00.000-07:00

FOR REASONS UNKNOWN- THE KiLLERS.

But my heart, it dont beat, it dont beat the way it used to
And my eyes, they dont see you nomore
And my lips, they dont kiss, they dont kiss the way they used to
And my eyes dont recognize you at all

im not even asking for much.. just wish you would get it in your head.

* OMFG

2009-04-04T02:53:00.000-07:00

thinking of totally reading twilight.. dunno if i should.. only coz i read the directors handbook.. THANKS ALOT JESSICA! jeez..

+ first blog of the ever.. major problems.. will discuss later +

by the way --> my new nephew MAXIMILLIAN <-- ITS love.. so cute abit yes????