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Bottled BlondePlacebo Is My Life You will find that this blog is stupid. Its stupid rants and raves about stupid topics based upon the stupid incoherent lives of stupid incompetent human beings. Occasionally (and hopefully this turns to be true) you will read my blog and feel something intense.. because occasionally i will write something pretty intense. Emphasis on occasionally. — SAYSOMETHING
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Saturday, February 27, 2010
PLACEBO SERIES- Post 1  Quote of the Day: "We live in a strange bubble" - Brian Molko Ive decided that this will be the first in my series of Placebo-blogs. I really want to show my love..I think i am a talentless muso. No wait, not talentless.. i have talent,, just not enough to become a proper muso myself. My talent is in other areas, music is just a small percentage. Oh well, i can play Mary had a little lamb on more than one instrument so that must amount to something yeah? i was lying in my room just a few hours ago, permeating my soul with the words of Placebo circa Sleeping With Ghosts, Without You I'm Nothing and Once More with Feeling. I love Placebo because I seriously think that like deep down my life is explained via every single one of those songs. Their concert last week was unbelievable. I was having placebogasm after placebogasm.. for real. As Special K came on, I got thinking about my day so far.. "More than just a white motif, more chaotic, no relief I'll describe the way I feel Weeping wounds that never heal" Whats happened to me? Seriously, what has happened to my young little life? I have just been stood up by the significant other (who, mind you, is becoming more and more insignificant as the days pass) whom i havent seen in almost 3 weeks.. but we remade plans for this afternoon.. although i am having a hard time thinking of things to do on a sunday night. We shall see what happens. It should be interesting as neither of us are very creative beings. Mums calling me to dye her hair. The fact that she has zero wrinkles compared to my aged face (at just 17!) bewilders me. It must be her asian-ness. My mum is beautiful, but really she kills my life. "Just like I swallowed half my stash, I never ever want to crash No hesitation, no delay" I hate cleaning the bathroom. Its totally disgusting. I mean, its not like I'm the person pissing on the floor around the toilet during my midnight half-asleep bathroom break, is it? So gross, so completely gross. What the fuck is this 'Exploring Ireland' bullshit on TV right now? Don't they have anything good on anymore? This shit is retarded. I am so glad my hair did not turn green last night! I finally got the courage to dye it from the box. It looks pretty good. The orange is less orange, but its a little uneven on the bottom because I did it myself and I guess i missed a spot... next time I'll buy 3 boxes instead of 2 so that i have enough product. My hair still smells like hair dye. I absolutely love that smell. I wish i could buy a shampoo that smelt like freshly dyed hair, not that weird coconuts and orchids bullshit that for some reason is the scent in every single brand of shampoo and conditioner on the market. "I fall down... hit the ground, make a heavy sound Every time you seem to come around" Fucking significant other canceled tonight. What a piece of shit. He said we'll do something this week so maybe its ok. Maybe i can continue doing my PDHPE study notes that I was doing before. I am seriously becoming a complete nerd. I have written over 20 pages of study notes for just one topic. In a way though it felt kind of good. I know, what the fuck am i saying? Maybe being Linda's bestfriend is finally taking effect on my studies. Her ways are rubbing off on me. How fucking gross. I hate being smart LOL.. no.. i dont... i just hate working on my smartness. I dont even need my smartness fr my career path. I cant believe i only have 12 years to go until ill be in London as a makeup artist :D:D its so soon, for real. "No escaping gravity No escaping gravity No escaping gravity No escaping gravity" I have to pee. I have to pee really bad. This morning i thought i peed the bed, but thank the fucking heavens it was just a dream. I would have killed myself. Literally. I cant wait until winter. I love winter. I love being able to wear my jumper at school without every single person questioning my actions because the cold gives me a reason to wear it (as if it looking good is not reason enough). I hope one day i meet Brian Molko. He is seriously the love of my life. It totally doesnt even matter if he is gay. I will totally transgender for him. Maybe I'll marry an equivalent of him.. but there is only ONE Brian Molko. I need to do my nails. They are sooo completely chipped. Cant wait to wear my new StudioFix fluid. I went up a shade :D from NW25 to NW30.. woooooh soundwave did my colour good. I miss moshing. I need it. Next year i hope the lineup is good. The mosh is my home. Friday, February 19, 2010
The Art of being S.M.A.R.T pt.2  OMG LOLL. i was meant to write my rules/guide (refer to title of post) . Its like an acrostic poem :) im so helpful and smart :D teaching you young kiddies ENGLISH AND INTELLIGENCE ALL IN ONE lolllll. HOW TO BE S.M.A.R.T S- sell your soul to the devil M- make love to your textbooks.. and PRETEND it feels awesome A- aim for your teachers ass.. and shove your head up there. make sure youre quick though, someone else may get there before you R- ruthlessness is key. Kill everyone. That way, nobody gets in the way of your smartness T- try not to get caught when youre killing everyone :D THE END The Art of being S.M.A.R.T Quote of the day: "I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart... Baboom Baboom Baboom." - Mel Brooks Some people are seriously common-sense deprived.. like my brother. Just then, i was getting a bottle of water out of the fridge and i turn around and hes just standing behind me... "Josh, why are you standing behind me?" "I was waiting to put this back in the fridge!!!!!!!!!!" "Ok can you relax? Why didnt you just walk around me??" ok so, yeah some people are reallyy lacking in the common sense department. Either that or they are just plain stupid. My brother is not stupid by the way, hes just abit dumb. I feel like people really need to pull their heads out of their asses sometimes. Especially people who think they are king shit. Bro, UR NOT. you live in the west. Ur more junkie that my garbage bin. I started writing notes today, it felt really weird because i didnt know what i was supposed to do. Ive never written notes on school work before because im not really one of those people who do work for school outside of school hours.. i barely do it in school hours. And yeah after writing these notes i felt really good. might go write some more now. I really want to become a more nerdalicious person.. instead of a "FUCKEN FAT" person that some people say i am.. But then again, being a nerd doesnt mean i become skinny liek the person thats calling me "FUCKEN FAT" unless i forget to eat because im studying so hard because i am so nerdalicious... So right now im eating a Pineapple and Raspberry Calippo Mini... 54 calories per serve.. if i live on these.. i could lose weight.. and they taste yum.. but then again, weight drops more when ur not eating ANYTHING BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHHHAH Its kinda sad that certain people are such stupid idiots when they have so much potential to be normal. i feel sorry for them, because they think theyre normal, but they arent. Its also kinda sad that i wasted so much time with idiots.. especially because i was naive enough (and possibly tricked) into thinking that these certain idiots were normal.. silly me ok well sorry for the random blog. felt like writing something. hope this helps you feel better about ur life. BAHAHAH no.. kthnxbye Saturday, February 13, 2010
AND THE WORLD STOOD STILL      Quote of the Day: “If you ask any lady they want to be taller, they want to be slimmer, you know, and they want a waist. I'm not here to make people look like a sack of potatoes.” - Alexander McQueen 16th March 1969- 11 February 2010 R.I.P ALEXANDER MCQUEEN YOU BEAUTIFUL SOUL. I just found out sadly ( via http://jpndoosh.blogspot.com) that one of the greats in the fashion world Alexander McQueen passed away. It was literally a total shock to my system.. I totally wish i had invested in one of his bags.. but seriously, if Anna Wintour rushes from a BBwhatever (tv channel, production company who fucking knows) interview or something after hearing of his death, you know this guy is legendary. Its so sad... and i feel so sad that i didnt feel the sadness with the rest of the world on thursday 11th.. i feel so fashion lagged. So, because of this death, i would really like to dedicate this post to him, he was a total genius.. and i mean those shoes that he designed for Lady GAGA.. UH-MAAAAAAAZING. the world has lost an incredible being. Being someone’s best friend is giving them a knife and trusting that they don’t jab you in the fucking back. oh btw guys happy CNY! aka CHINESE NEW YEAR BIATCHES!! oh and yeah i know its valentines day too but who needs it when you ave red lanterns and DRAGON DANCERS YEAH?? and oh my jesus SOUNDWAVE IS IN EXACTLY ONE WEEK. are you wetting your pants yet?? i know i am ;) sadly MCR wont be making an appearance anymore thanks to Gerard Way's fucked up vocal chords or something along those lines. what a dissapointment.. i mean J.E.W. is replacing.. but its just not the same.. ITS WORSE. oh well as long as nothing happens to Brian Molko's vocal chords ( PLACEBO FRONTMAN) then im happy. DISCLAIMER: I am not saying J.E.W are a shit band.. i just LOVE MCR.. and im not saying that Gerard way is a pussy shit for not mannign the fuck up over his sore throat.. actually.. yeah i am! p.s when i say J.E.W im not actually talking about a jew.. no i am not a nazi racist who is needing to start another holocaust ok!! J.E.W STANDS FOR JIMMY EAT WORLD. sorry guys for the misunderstanding (if there was any to begin with..) Finally, i just want to add that i love NATASHA 'DUMBASS' LAY.. ok thanks :D sorry that ur shout out is at the wayyy bottom of my blog tash.. A. McQueen is priority LOL.. ciao bebe's |
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